The Moods of a Woman...
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction.
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
The Moods of a Man....Hungry.Horny.Sleepy
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- Like Sheryl Crow
All i wanna do is to have some funn before i die'
where the fuck is dat TURD hiding?
How to Burglarproof Your Doors
Are a couple of recent thefts on the news or in your neighborhood keeping you up at night? Fortunately, there are ways to protect yourself (and your family) from burglary, aside from installing an alarm system or getting a guard dog. Here's how to prevent robbers from surpassing the easiest and most obvious entry points to your house: doors.
Steps
Get the right doors. Exterior doors should be solid wood, solid wood core (a layer of veneer over solid wood), or metal (make sure it's solid metal, as opposed to metal around a core of foam). Hollow doors are merely sheets of veneer over a cardboard core and can be broken with ease.
Lock your doors. In a significant percentage of burglaries, the criminal enters the victim's home through an unlocked door. Even the strongest locks in the world are useless if you don't use them. Lock all exterior doors whenever you go out--even if you'll just be gone a few minutes--and also while you're at home, particularly at night.
Install deadbolt locks. With the exception of sliding doors, all exterior doors should have a deadbolt lock in addition to the lock built into the doorknob. The deadbolt should be high quality (grade 1 or 2, solid metal with no exposed screws on the exterior), with a throw bolt (the bolt that comes out of the door) at least 1 inch long. The lock should be properly installed. Many homes have lower quality deadbolts or throw bolts less than 1 inch. These should definitely be replaced.
Locking the door with a keyInstall cylinder guards around the lock cylinders (the part where you insert the key). Burglars can sometimes remove or damage lock cylinders by hammering, wrenching, or prying. Protect these with metal guard plates or protective rings on both sides of the door. Install guard plates with round-head carriage bolts to prevent them from being unscrewed. Free-spinning rings around the cylinders will prevent the use of a pipe wrench to twist out the cylinder. Many locks come with these already, but if yours don't, you can purchase them.
Replace flimsy strike plates. The strike plate is the metal plate that surrounds the lockset (the hole in the door frame where the lock bolt enters). All exterior doors should have heavy-duty metal security strike plates secured by four 3-inch screws. Many homes are built with lower quality strike plates or have strike plates that are secured with short screws that just attach to the door jamb, not the underlying stud.
Secure exposed hinges. Hinges should be on the inside of the door. If yours are not, rehang the door or secure the exposed hinges with non-removable pins. You can do this by removing at least the two center screws of the hinge (on each side) and replacing them with non-removable hinge pins (you can get these at the hardware store) or double-headed masonry nails. Even hinges that are not exposed should be secured to the frame with 3-inch screws.
Fortify your frame. Even with a strong door and quality, properly-installed locks, a burglar may be able to gain entry by breaking or prying the door frame. Most door frame moldings are simply tacked to the wall, and so a crowbar or a solid kick can easily separate the frame from the wall. Secure your door frames to the walls by installing several 3-inch screws along the frame and doorstop. The screws should reach the wall stud.
Peeping through a peepholeInstall viewers. Viewers, also called peep holes allow you to see who is on the other side of the door. Install wide-angle viewers at eye level on all exterior doors. If you have to open your door to see, your locks won't do you much good.
Reinforce glass. For maximum security, your exterior doors should be windowless, and you should not have windows close enough to the door so that a thief could break the window and unlock the door from the inside. If you do have sliding glass doors, glass door panels or nearby windows, however, cover the glass with a security grate or grille on the outside or a clear, unbreakable polycarbonate panel secured behind the glass on the inside.
Secure sliding doors. The best way to secure sliding doors is to install keyed locks at the top and bottom. You can also make or purchase a Charlie bar that swings down from the door frame to the middle of the door to prevent the door from sliding. At the very least, place a rod (a thick wooden dowel, for example) in the bottom track of the door to keep it from being opened. Regardless of the method you use, it's a good idea to reinforce the glass with polycarbonate panels as recommended in another step.
Tips
When securing strike plates, angle the screws back slightly to catch the frame.
You can purchase either double-cylinder or single-cylinder locks. A double-cylinder lock requires a key to open from either side, whereas a single-cylinder lock only requires a key on one side. Double-cylinder locks thus provide more protection for your home, especially if you have nearby windows that a criminal could reach through to unlock the door from the inside.
Make sure that the strike plate for your doorknob lock has a metal lip on the outside to prevent jimmying. You can also purchase special jimmy guards.
You can purchase grated metal security doors that go outside your door for another layer of protection.
Doors and their hardware need maintenance from time to time, and poorly-maintained doors make it easier for a thief to enter your house. In particular, make sure the tracks for sliding doors are in good repair and that the door stays in the track.
Don't stop with your doors. Make sure windows and garages are also well-secured. Garage doors are notoriously easy to enter, so use the same measures for the door between your garage and house as you would for an exterior door. Also, lock your car while it is in your garage and do not leave house keys in your car or elsewhere in the garage.
Do not leave keys "hidden" under doormats, in plants, or in other such places. No matter how well hidden, there's a good chance a burglar might find your key. Keep your keys on you. If you must leave a key outside, put it in a quality lockbox that is properly installed.
Warnings
Double-cylinder locks, while more secure, can present a danger in the event of a fire since you must find and use a key to open them, even from the inside. In some jurisdictions, building codes prohibit their use in residences. Consider the risk these locks present before installing them.
If you're not used to locking your doors and you have a door that you can lock without a key, take care to remember your keys whenever you leave the house. You may lock yourself out once or twice despite your best efforts, but you'll soon get into the routine.
Don't become obsessed with security. Naturally, you want to take all reasonable measures to protect yourself, your family, and your belongings, but don't turn your house into a prison. No matter what precautions you take, you could still become the victim of a crime at some point, and you've got a life to live--don't let fear prevent you from enjoying it.
Things You'll Need
Solid wood, solid wood core, or metal doors
Grade 1 or 2 deadbolt locks
Heavy-duty strike plates
Screws and carriage bolts
A Drill
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or like the above....keep a dog to safeguard ur home :)
Nice_Mouse
Indians aren't suppose to have
fun they are beast of burdens
shit stain>hope you have a bad day.
you are the only turd i know
on blogger you want to have fun
at others expense that's
harrassment you shit head.
wanna have some fun erase the
dots off your dumb ass womens
heads and buy them some deodorant
all indian women stink so do
the men.
why don't you post of picture
of yourself instead of
Alfred e Newman is it because
you are shit busting ugly
you low esteem lower caste
rat.
i dont look too good
i am of lower caste origin
my forefathers were untouchables (harijans)
hence they converted to christianity to escape the caste barrier
-saby
Now i am just an old man waiting to die
dont kill me yet
i want to have some funn wid dis TURD before i die
-Saby
Can i join in the funn oldie?
i like to kick white ass too
Sure Jim
hop on
hehehehehehehehe
jim is saby
cheesemeister is saby
and a lot of others this
is one sick bastard
dis TURD is crazier than he looks
if you have to play mutiple
personalities you are a louser
why can't you be yourself you shit stain
why dont u have an ID u white bum ?
i see plenty of your type in GOA
now you want to be james dean
you want to be anybody but you
i guess if i were a shit stain
i wouldn't want to be myself
they shit, sleep in the same rags and dont bathe
just toilet paper
no water
james dean was white you shit stain
why don't you pretend to be gandhi
thats all you lower caste got
bunch of nothingness
but he had a brown heart
u ass hole
its all MAYA
nutting is real
u creep
why are you pretending to be a white man when you hate white people you sick bastard
u no wat is MAYA u ass hole?
MAYA is not an indian chick, u drool for
brown heart my ass he had a pink heart like all of us why can't you be yourself is it because you hate
yourself and your hore mother
u gott american women dat show all
why u come to India ?
Indian women wear pallav
over their blouse
u dont see nutting
just her alluring eyes
you give lower caste a bad name
you aren't any help lifting up your people.
why u come to India to get punished by dis old man?
u must be a masochist enjoying getting your ass beat up
nobody wants to come to that god forsaken country i can't wait
until pakistan blows your dirty asses off the map.
your mum was gang raped and you
were one of the culprits you banged
you own mother you sick bastard
and you liked it too
pretending to be a white man
you shit stain
PAKISTAN and INDIA are pals now
u dimwit
do u read the papers other than the comic strip ?
myj mom iS WHORE
I M TFROM LOW Cstfe
how mnyj tfimeS RE YJOU GONN REPE
FUCK!
he is unintelligible now
go easy on the white ass Jim
-saby
my mom is a "hore"
i m from lower caste
how many times are YOU GONNA REPEAT THIS?
LOL saby
hahahahahahaahha
Saby
u doing a great job
welcome aboard annony mouse
join in the funn
remember the ALAMO !
-saby
hehehehehehehe
nobody wants to be friends with lower caste dirty bastards
and i'll keep repeating your
mum was a hore until it's gets
into your tiny brain
she was no good and she brought
a no good bastard into the world
SILENCE now
the TURD has gone for a shit
the truth hurts mud people
don't it
FUCK
saby he peed in his pants too
Oh SHIT!
bhago his shit stinks
and his pee tastes of pesticide laced COKE
dirty lower caste hides behind
a picture of a white james dean
you are one sick bastard is it true
your hore mom died of gonnerea
heyyyy Jim
u tasted?
i bet you are a virgin who
wants to fuck a dumb bastard
like you this is why you blog the way you do you are one lonely little lower caste stinking
shit stain you untouchable
mudder
Fuck the fucking fucker, the fucking fucker's fucked Fuck fuckadee fuck fuck fuck I AM FUCKED
Oh FUCK
its Richard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
heyyyyy Richie
size matters
I am a good lawyer, but i m not so good at grammar. In the sentence, "I'm really fucking broke," "fucking" is an adverb, not an adjective. An example of "fucking" being used as an adjective would be, "He is such a fucking loser."
the propah English man, VEST
richard cranium is saby
this is one sick bastard
but what do you expect when his
mother was a retard
Sorry Saby.I bow to u man and ppl of India.
i didnt in the least suspect it cud be u
u sonovabitch
u play cricket well
dats one game we still play
our military brass
still wet the stripes on promotion
an english tradition
i tank GOD the British ruled us
not the damn Yankees
GOD BLESS THE QUEEN
india being blown off the map
would make the world a better place to live just imagine no more rat worshipping bastards no more
indian women who look like 10
miles of bad road and most of all
no more saby son of the devil
top people who have died of severe
gonnerea in history
1 saby's mum
2 hitler
3atilla the hun
, ,i wud also like to tank the British for the Indian Civil Service which is now IAS
inspite of the Lallu Yadav's of India, the Indian Administration still works, ,
Please know my sorry story
nobody cares about your story you shit stain your hore mother didn't care about you do think others do
you are one dumbass bastard
SHUT THE FUCK UP
u sonovabitch
dis is an auspicious moment in history
indias history doesn't matter
in the big picture you shit stains
you third world rat worshipping bastards i'm out i've wasted enough
time talking with you king of shit stains or should i say queen
you portraying yourself as julia
you sicko
click on that link and you might get the virus from hell
are you having fun yet you
stinking bastard
i curse the day your hore mother had you
i wish i knew where you lived
i would beat you within an inch of your life you shit stain
and if i couldn't find you your
hore mother i would beat to a pulp
for bringing you here
that tramp
i dont hear a ting
its so quiet now in here
Nice Mouse is feeling SICK
after reading about Vest's Shit Stains....
Somebody be kind and buy him some good old INDIAN RIN soap.
Let the English lad feel RIN ka Kamal..
In relation to soccer (football to you) if God is an Argentine, what does that make the Americans? Damn we stunk in this year's World Cup! Four shots on goal in three games? Pathetic! Excuse me while I hide my face in shame!
Saby, I didn't realize that you and I were one and the same! Could we have been twins separated at birth? One of these anonny mice seems to think so!
Mister/Ms/Mrs. Cheese above
The mouse trashing saby and you is not us nice mouses. That is an evil blogger/rat named VEST who as u can see is a racist bugger!
Our mousey family includes myself as nice_mouse, nicer_mouse, nicest_mouse and the latter's first cousin super_mouse.
We do not associate ourselves with racist and evil rats. They are condemned in our mouse society.
Thanks.
Nice_mouse
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