Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Annony mouse, the creep
..Never ever fart in a wet suit
"A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions." Anonymous
"The world has teeth and can bite you when it wants to." Stephen King
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Yuh can't suck cane and blow whistle.
One good turn deserves another
Saying is one thing; doing another
Like music to my ears
One good turn deserves half the blankets
A lie well stuck to is as good as the truth.
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself
The female of the species is more deadly than the male
God is alive and well and working on something less ambitious
A man in love is a fool, and an old man in love is the greatest fool of all.
Man cannot live on bread alone
The higher you climb up the ladder, the more people can see your arse
Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground
Charity covers a multitude of sins
Take a hair of the dog that bit you
After a storm comes a calm.
Kill not the goose that lays the golden egg
An idle mind is.. the best way to relax.
The King can make a knight, but not a gentleman
Never speak ill of the dead
If the wind will not serve, take to the oars
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
Contributed by Charon Muck, 26 Jan 2000
Posted by Jim at 5:19 PM