Tuesday, June 20, 2006

its CAMEL TOE Wednesday



http://www.funnyinside.com/camelToe2.shtml

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

I M SHOCKED

Anonymous said...

keshi ?

Anonymous said...

not me matey :)

Anonymous said...

Today's Lesson:

How to Cut Paper


Learn to cut paper in fashionable designs that will keep you at the top of the list!

Steps
Get a decent pair of scissors. Start out with a new pair, and use them only for paper. Using a sharp pair of scissors for something such as cutting cardboard will make them dull quickly.
Get paper. It can be white computer-paper or funky recycled paper, just choose what you think is right for you!
Decide what you want to cut out. It may be just a simple triangle framing a picture or it can be the next Mona Lisa...out of paper!
Make a quick sketch of what you want to cut, or just start cutting!
Make small decisive cuts or long arcing smooth cuts, it may depend on your design. Whatever you decide, keep the cuts clean.
Finish off the edges with some for clipping if it feels a little "rough" to you.



Tips
Make sure to get scissors of your hand style. Right-handed or left-handed.
Finding a brightly colored pair is important too, because the more you like them, the more you will practice with them and use them.
If your scissors go dull, try cutting a piece of sandpaper with them. That should leave them sharp.
Remember, the round hole, is for your thumb.



Warnings
Scissors are very dangerous and should be used with caution. Read safety instructions located on back of scissors box. Keep bandages and your local hospital number close at hand.
If possible, use scissors supervised. It is quite possible to cut your finger open severely, thus leaving you unable to dial a telephone. An observer from a safe distance will then be able to contact your local hospital in case of such emergency. Maintaining a safe distance will safeguard helpers from flying paper shrapnel and/or flying scissor blades.
Although small paper cuts hurt, be careful around the edges of your sheet of paper.



Things You'll Need
Scissors
Bandages
Paper

Anonymous said...

>:d< :) enjaayed the match NO.

Anonymous said...

hehe..i love you above


:)

Anonymous said...

same pinch to above :)

Anonymous said...

Talking to yourself,commenting on your own blog,you are one sick
bastard.

Anonymous said...

yahahahaha dat above comment is so funny ya?

Anonymous said...

You're a self hating
lower caste piece of shit.
(No wonder you're shunned)
you lower caste scum deserve
every harsh treatment mankind
can put on you.

Anonymous said...

not by moi new recruit;)@12:37

Anonymous said...

Argentina vs Holland

FINAL SCORE 0-0

B-O-R-I-NGGGGGGG

Anonymous said...

Not only are you lower caste
piece of shit,you probably
have leprosy.You are definitly
a very disturbed individual,
the world would be a better
place without you.

Anonymous said...

above comment is by vest

Anonymous said...

Argentina missed few but not so easy scoring chances.They created opportunities but missed those.Holland put on a good defense.There were 4 plyers surrounding RIQUELME(best striker for ARGENTINA)and on one occasion he managed to dribble the ball past those 4 defenders!!

Anonymous said...

there is a player in argentina whose name is aayla


:)

michele said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Anonymous said...

there is a mouse look alike in holland

:)

Anonymous said...

hehehe white trailer trash michele deleted her comment

Anonymous said...

GOALKEEPER of holland van der sar made a good save of RIQUELME's corner.(He has capped record of 112 matches)

Messi and RIQUELME of Argentina were substituted (the 2 top players)

Argentina meet Mexico in 2nd stage.

Argentina tops GROUP C tanks to goal bashing vs serbia mont(6-0)

AAJ ki news samapt hone ki Ghosna. Dhanyawad.

saby said...

Michele said

i love u Saby
but she didnt want Vest and PUGS to hear


so she deleted
i love u too Michele

michele said...

I meant every word too.I just
decided not to blame a whole
race of people because of one
bad apple.I won't be back again
i just had to get it off my
chest.By the way your blog
sucks bigtime!SCREW YOU

Anonymous said...

liarrrrrr saby
ur pants on fire dude

saby said...

u annony mouse freaks gott it all rong

u guys dont understand the american wooman

fancy she coming all the way from California to tell me she hates me


its love guys

saby said...

saby said...
we Indians dont use paper
we use left hand and plenty water

when we eat the left hand dont break break bread
it is kept behind
same wid muslims

u americans are disgusting
sorry Karen

4:47 PM

Anonymous said...

dont forget to check ur fingernails

Anonymous said...

we dont bite our fingernails

cheesemeister said...

I hate it when that happens!
But I will do the world a favor and never wear a bikini.
I like the annony mouse who gives the daily lessons. I look forward to seeing what they will say next.

cheesemeister said...

WTF?? Sometimes Saby can be a bit bawdy, but he's never done anything that offended me and made me not want anything to do with him. Is Michele hypersensitive about blonde jokes or what happened?
I figure since I dye my hair blonde I've gotta be able to take the "dumb blonde" humor too!