Thursday, June 30, 2005

dis is for Jay only .....


heyyy Jay, if u want to see her belly button
u will have to unravel 4 of the 9 yards ......

and a dirty old man gave me dis link
so dat Jay cud see more


and perhaps not get so attached to cats no more ....
http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/3376.asp

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

if ur an indian in US, UK, Canada or Europe ....


Wear a sari and u will be courted like a queen

I think the sari is by far the sexiest desi outfit which is form-flattering for Indian women, who tend to be hip-heavy," Shobhaa adds.

Debutant actor Vidya Balan has been spotted sporting a sari for almost all her filmi appearances. "I don’t think wearing a sari conveys a stereotypical image.

If international stars like Liz Hurley can flaunt the sari with elan, why not us?" questions Balan, who feels there’s nothing more "feminine and sensuous" than the sari.

Think Sushmita Sen in Main Hoon Na. Says another sensual-in-a-sari style diva, Malaika Arora Khan: "I love wearing traditional fabrics like kanjeevarams in rich colours.

I feel a sari is a versatile garment which does full justice to a woman’s figure... you can hide extra flab or simply flaunt those curves!"

Bong bombshell Koena Mitra adds, "Saris are an intrinsic part of my culture. Teaming a sari with a backless halter or a tie-up choli makes the ultimate style statement in a crowd." The sari has come a long way, but is its presence in style circles here to stay?


"I think a sari lends a sense of individuality in an age when most people dress like clones," feels socialite Anju Taraporewala.

Actor Shilpa Shetty adds, "Unlike a Western outfit which needs to have a proper fit, you can just pick a sari off the rack and team it with the right accessories to look drop-dead-gorgeous."

And for actor Mahima Choudhury the sari attracts the maximum ‘male attention.’ "Most of my guy friends tell me I look great when I don a sari. I think a sari makes a woman feel sexy and desirable. And that’s the biggest draw."

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Friday, June 24, 2005

Kirk Douglas plays Vincent Van Gogh, a 1956 flick ... ..



Lust for Life is appropriately titled, for mere passion seems inadequate when describing this superb fictionalized biography
(based on Irving Stone's popular novel) of Vincent Van Gogh.

In a deservedly Oscar®- nominated performance, Kirk Douglas is physically and emotionally perfect as the tormented Dutch painter, whose life is chronicled from his ill-fated stint as a preacher to Belgian miners in 1878, to his Impressionist-inspired artistic awakening and psychological descent to suicide in 1890. , which centers on Van Gogh's stormy friendship with fellow artist Gaugin (Oscar-winner Anthony Quinn).

The artist's lust for life also fed his madness, and this film deeply understands the fine line in between.
--Jeff Shannon ... ....

http://imnutsincapstoo.blogspot.com/2005/06/i-love-mouses-but-i-hate-rat.html

Fat is beautiful too ......



BIRTHDAY WISHES TO THE SUNSHINE GIRL
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/06/dear-kesh_19.html

MESSAGE

for the annony mouse who has just been castrated: Abhe tere chuheye ke gaand mein kidde guus gaye kya ?

http://imnutsincapstoo.blogspot.com/2005/06/i-love-mouses-but-i-hate-rat.html

for u guys: Hit CTRL END to skip the mice comments






Fat, OK? And having a blast at that too
By Stephanie Rosenbloom


Joann Bellemore was the only fat person in her family, the eldest daughter of a career Navy man and a strict Japanese mother who felt that an unwieldy body represented a lack of self-control. Like other military children, Bellemore spent her childhood bouncing from city to city, though for her that also meant being towed from one diet doctor to the next. Like many adolescent girls she kept a diary. In hers she scribbled the contents of her stomach, not her soul. It was not until the end of her teenage years that she found courage. “Mom, you have to love me the way that I am,’’ she said as she was about to graduate from high school. She was 5-foot-8 and 235 pounds. Today Bellemore is 49 years old, 250 pounds, and the founder of the Big Beautiful Women Network (BBW), which organises Vegas Bash, an annual weeklong gathering of obese men and women in Las Vegas. Five hundred people are expected at this year’s bash, from Tuesday to July 3 at the Stardust Resort and Casino. It is just one of many social and athletic get-togethers that Bellemore’s network and other groups like it organise around the country to allow the very overweight to mingle in a climate of tolerance. The events are meant to encourage people to get out and meet one another, to transform their shame into confidence and to accept themselves as they are, not as others would have them be. As Sandy Schaffer, the director of the New York chapter of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, put it, “Why allow somebody to say, ‘You can’t do this until you lose weight’? There might be a lot of fat people,’’ said Schaffer, who is 5-foot-5 and 280 pounds, “but there aren’t a lot of empowered people.’’ Bellemore has been reluctant to speak with reporters because of the way groups like hers have been represented in the news media. Earlier this month, for instance, a St Louis newspaper ran an item about a Midwest Chub Club gathering under the headline “Lard Have Mercy’’. A few years ago a television station filmed a fat acceptance association event while participants were eating and set the scene to barn music. “It’s like one of the last prejudices,’’ Bellemore said. “Comedians make jokes about fat people that they couldn’t make about other groups.’’ The Vegas Bash began in 1997 when Bellemore, who was living in Ph oenix, invited members of a Big Beautiful Women Internet chat group to meet face to face. Twenty-six people showed up. The following year 100 people came. By Year 3 Bellemore and her husband had moved to Las Vegas to work on the event. Now eight years old, the bash has laid the groundwork for 48 marriages. “I have to do this every year,’’ Bellemore said. “Maybe it’s my therapy.’’ This year’s gathering will include karaoke, a pool party, a fashion show, a costume contest, dance lessons and an appearance by ‘Elvis’. Many other social events for the obese are also growing in popularity. This, they say, is a conscious attempt to encourage people to regard the word, fat, as a run-of-the-mill adjective and not as an insult. NYT News Service



it is cruel to expect a mature wooman to be slim ....

http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/03/in-praise-of-mature-wooman.html







Sardar socks Bush on the jaw before visit to US ....



All Smiles For Now

India to defy US before PM visits Washington
G-4 Nations To Force Vote For UNSC Seats

By Chidanand Rajghatta/TNN

http://epaperdaily.timesofindia.com/Daily/skins/TOI/navigator.asp?Daily=TOIM

Washington: India, along with Japan, Germany and Brazil, will force a vote in the UN general assembly next month to win permanent Security Council seats despite opposition from the United States and China.

The decision could cast a shadow over the July 17-20 bilateral visit to Washington by Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, since the contentious vote is likely to come just ahead of the trip.

Foreign ministers from the Group of Four nations—India, Germany, Japan and Brazil—including India’s Natwar Singh, who met on the sidelines of an international conference in Brussels, decided on Wednesday to introduce the text of their resolution calling for the addition of six more permanent members, including two from Africa, to the UNSC.

German foreign minister Joschka Fischer confirmed the plan for a July vote, telling reporters in Brussels that there was a “joint opinion’’ to push ahead with the resolution after the African Union and Caribbean states’ summit meetings in the first week of June.

The African Union is meeting on July 4-5 and the Caribbean states will meet on July 3-6. Both groups are considered vital to the G-4 prospects of winning the vote, which needs a two-thirds majority in the 191-member general assembly.

China has said it will vote against the resolution and the US has said it will back the addition of only “two or so’’ members, effectively pitting it also against the G-4 resolution.

In effect, Singh will be meeting Bush just days after the US would have rebuffed the G-4 and India would have defied US in forcing the vote.

The G-4 decision to table the resolution means that Japan and India have rejected the US bait to split the group with its “two or so’’ proposal and opted to stay with Germany and Brazil.

Although the US has not knocked down India’s claim—as it has done with Germany—it has not openly endorsed it either despite setting criteria that New Delhi is best suited to meet.

Washington’s UN representative Anne Patterson once again publicly backed Japan for the UNSC seat on Wednesday but did not name any other country.

Washington’s views on the subject will be conveyed to the Indian leadership when US undersecretary of state Nicholas Burns arrives in New Delhi on Friday. ..


Thursday, June 23, 2005

Who said dis to whom ?

- All time classic quotes


‘There goes my baby wid someone new
She sure looks happy
I sure am blue’

I am going to make him an offer he cant refuse

Frankly my dear
I don’t give a damn


‘I miss u so
I need u soo
Dat I cud die’

‘U don’t understand!
I cuda have had class
I cuda been a contender
I cud have been somebody
Instead of a bum’


‘She is an up town girl’

‘Bach ke rehana baba
Bach ke rehana’


Wat is your mobile number, baby?’

‘Dilwale dulhana le jayenge’

‘I may not be good looking
I may not be too rich
But I got beeg tits’


Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?


‘Tie a yellow ribbon on the old oak tree
If u still want me’


Devil wooman let go of my hand
I wanna go home to Mary

‘Woe is me !
Shame and scandal in the famoly’
Mom said
‘Your dad aint yr dad
But he don’t know’


‘Bhaalu, my name is Bhaalu
I am a tinker’

‘Give me your best shot’

‘Go ahead make my day’

I told my monkey to do the dog
But he turned around shook his head
And did Gomey instead
He is real funky
Dat monkey


Toto, I got a feeling we’re not in Kansas any more’


Hey guys !

i added some more mushy stuff

i am grateful for ....

http://www.simpleabundance.com/cgi-bin/sa_gratitudejournal.cgi





u touch my heart like few ppl can .....



Sorry, i cant name her ....

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

COKE gets a POKE ....

in the arse


University of Michigan hounds Coke .... prompted by a complaint last year by SOLE an activist group that has accused COKE of draining the water table and selling products that contain pesticide in India.

In the past few months several schoools including Bard College in New York, Carleton college in Minnesota, and Oberin College in Ohio have banned Coca-Cola products.

Amit Srivatsava, an Indian activist is behind the campaign.

Business Times, TOI dated June 22, 2005.


go to http://www.indiaresource.org/campaigns/coke/

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Dear kesh ....

Dearest kesh

Wishing u a verry happy birthday
I mean wishing u find happiness

dat will last a life time and more

Dat is I wish u find a guy
As loveable as SRK

(Rohit? – don’t u dare!, u will be killed)

Wid the body of Jon Abraham (Gomey?
- don’t be fooled, his body is doctored)

The face of Burt Reynolds (Opie?)
A deek the size of a porn star (Rex?)
The wit of GB Shaw (Saby?)

The knowledge of Pitahly
And wisdom too (then forget Pithaly!)


A man who will love u more than Gold and silver (Saby?)
And wid a wallet of a greek tycoon ( I am out!)

And a guy who has a crush on u
As hard as Fira

-Saby

PS: don’t be silly
Such a man hasn’t been born yet
PPS: 4get Ashes, u cant rite sad poetry as De vile can

PPPS: beware of TANVI, she tries to seduce all the guys ur attracted to
She made a pass for me too


MESSAGE
for the annony mouse who has just been castrated:
Abhe tere chuheye ke gaand mein kidde guus gaye kya ?
http://imnutsincapstoo.blogspot.com/2005/06/i-love-mouses-but-i-hate-rat.html
for u guys: Hit CTRL END to skip the mice comments

Saturday, June 18, 2005

i tot love was true only in fairy tales ....

until i fell in love wid .....



Agony (it was real agony for me, she said she hated me)
Annony mouse_ lover_ of _saby (very possessive-she wants me to leave my first love)
Burfica (after we had a bagel b'fast)
Bigg wooman (wid a beeg heart and beeger boobs)

Caraff (when she took me to her temple of love)
Citrus (said she loved me b4 i cud, then she denied it)
Dorky (we were reading the song of solomon together, we got turmned on)
Dewdy (i tink it's over now)


Icey (when she melted)
Kitten (when she cut her hair and i saw her eyes)
Tanvi (after i saw her nude)
Priti (after she shaved off her moustache)


Janice (i tutored her as Julia- i was Mrs Doubtfire to her, until i got cot)
De Vile (i loved her but cudnt stand her sad poems, cudnt even understand dem)

Sebia (when she finally gave up her teddy bear)
Geeta (we got to talking wat men want, and i found she had it)
Keshi (when she held my hand and tot me to blogg, she regrets it now)

Pearly (dont quote me on dis, i tink she loves another and dat's putting it mildly)
Mirandaa (when she dived into the pool and her swimsuit came off)
Kerry (she laffed so loud at my englishmen-irish jokes dat she orgasmed)

Shaee (while her lover was busy studying medical jargon, i slipped in)
Mara (its one-sided, dont tink she loves me)


Maria my wife (for tolerating all my eccentricities)


Thursday, June 16, 2005

badanagar telefone ltd vs Reliance infocomm

Public sector vs Private Enterprise

Sunil Gawade
PRO

Saby: Mujhe DGM se milna hai
Sunil: kay re tumhala marathi yeth nahin ka!


Saby: Nahin, mee marathi manus nahin
Sunil: bara bara , sang tumhala kay paheje


Saby: Mujhe complaint ke bare mein DGM se milna hain
Sunil: bara Gya he 'forom' barun tak

Saby fills in the form and hands over to him
Sunil: tumhe yede aaheth ka? triplicate madhe barun de
Saby: XEROX chalel ka?
Sunil: Nahin !
i then walk in to Reliance World and walk away wid a fone in 90 seconds flat. The form was filled by a sweet girl wid a sweet smile while i sipped on my coffee given by her complimentary

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Mike Jackson and Mike Tyson ...

poor guys

Mike Jackson
3 million further in debt to pay his lawyers
the charge child abuse suspected
children slept in his bed, he admitted

is dat a crime?
i sleep in the same bed as my son, daughter and wife
ru saying i am orgying?

the poor guy has got such bad press
his concerts wont sell no more
even though he has been acquitted on all counts


Mike Tyson bit off a guy's ear in the ring
He finally lost to Kevin Mc Bride yesterday

He says he was compelled to fite
to pay off his debts

he too was taken to courts over paternityl suits
He too has to pay his lawyers

He says he can no longer fite
He just quit

He says he gonna raise funds for charity
God bless him

God bless Mike Jackson
'Lets make dis world a better place' he sang

but dis fucking world is cruel on celebrities
Jealousy?


BEAT IT !
http://www.lyrics007.com/Michael%20Jackson%20Lyrics/Beat%20It%20Lyrics.html

Monday, June 13, 2005

saby, a self-portrait ...

HIS NAME
when he was a kid, his moma called him baba
dat name stuck all through school days

it was only in college,
he was known as saby

when he got a job
they called him D'Costa

when he became a father
he was called daddy at home

when he started greying
girls called him dada-ji

i hate it!
why cant girls just call me saby?

HIS ATTITUDE
he is 54, but he tinks he is 18 only
like bryan adams


HIS DREAMS
to go round the world
wid a back pack, wid caraff


HIS LOVES
Mature woomen
young woomen can be mature too
like de vile

he also loves annony_mouse_lover_of _saby
and a few other mice

Friday, June 10, 2005

She is more than a wooman .....

She is a man


She can talk like n angel
cry like a baby
cuss like a man

and i love her

she can be a bharatiya nari to Fira, and
she can be real hott, wid the americans

but when i talk hott
she goes eeeewwwww Saby

she can make u laff
or drive u crazy

but, i cant help loving her

had i been born 30 years earlier, or
had she been 30 years earlier
i wud give the others many an anxious moment

but guys are confused
coz she is just not happy wid just one
she wants dem all

she is the stuff dreamz are made of
and nightmares too

cc: Janice, hold on to Chris real tight

Monday, June 06, 2005

a celebration of love and life by the sensuous woomen of india, the devadasi's ....



dis is beautiful
got dis from
http://www.riveroflife.be/devdasis/index.html

i love dis song

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden


Along with the sunshine
There's gotta be a little rain some time


When you take you gotta give so live and let live
Or let go oh-whoa-whoa-whoa


I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden


I could promise you things like big diamond rings
But you don't find roses growin' on stalks of clover

So you better think it over
Well if sweet-talkin' you could make it come true

I would give you the world right now on a silver platter
But what would it matter

So smile for a while and let's be jolly
Love shouldn't be so melancholy
Come along and share the good times while we can

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden

Along with the sunshine
There's gotta be a little rain some time

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden


I could sing you a tune and promise you the moon
But if that's what it takes to hold you
I'd just as soon let you go

But there's one thing I want you to know
You better look before you leap, still waters run deep

And there won't always be someone there to pull you out
And you know what I'm talkin' about

So smile for a while and let's be jolly
Love shouldn't be so melancholy
Come along and share the good times while we can

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden


Along with the sunshine
There's gotta be a little rain some time


http://www.jamesness.com/rosegarden.html

they dont make woomen like dis no more ...



yes, the times have changed Bob

i dont care, i am in love

Would you dance if I asked you to dance
Would you run and never look back

Would you cry if you saw me crying
Would you save my soul tonight


Would you tremble if I touched your lips
Would you laugh, oh, please tell me this


Now would you die for the one you love
Hold me in your arms tonight

I can be your hero, baby
I can kiss away the pain

I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away


Would you swear that you'll always be mine?
Would you lie?
Would you run and hide?
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care you're here tonight


http://www.jamesness.com/hero1.html

the girls in my gen had OOMMPH ....



dis is the wooman dat made us sigh

been singing love songs all morning
dis old man found love

If you feel like leaving
I'm not gonna make you stay

But soon you'll be finding
You can run, you can hide,
But you can't escape my love

If you feel like leaving
I'm not gonna make you stay

But soon you'll be finding
You can run, you can hide,
But you can't escape my love

You can run
You can run, you can hide,
But you can't escape my love

You can run, you can hide,
But you can't escape my love

http://www.jamesness.com/escape.html

girls on fashion TV to day ....



nowadays the girls are flat as a board
been watching fashion TV lately

uno wat! they now measure in centimetres
84-61-87

Rebel wid out a cause ...



dis is me ...

when i was young
i rebelled just for the heck of it
i wud do just the opposite of wat my elders wanted me to do


its not a disease but every body goes through dis phase
its called adolescence


i still rebel and do wat i please when i feel like doing it
but i dont make a hue and cry about it

and i dont preach my way of life
i just do wat i wish to do

and the others can do wat they wish to do
it dont bother me at all

LIVE AND LET LIVE

Sunday, June 05, 2005

my american friends ......



i wanna be in america
i wanna be wid Mara-the sexy cow girl, Burfica-eating her bagels and her brains, and to sip Mirandaaa, the irish lasses Mel and Shaee, Kitten who loves dogs, and the hottest wooman in the universe Madame X (her brains are hott too),

Dorky is superlative (but watch wat u say, she is a bible toting wooman)

OPIE i can do wid out, Rex is fine


i wanna hugg the american flag which these woomen proudly display


and i want to tank Gomey for dis pic

'if life is a bowl of cherries,
wat am i doing in the pits?!

- Gomey
the first girl to land on his post, the ausiie took one look and went YUCK!

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Jesus the God who became man ....

Jesus is not to be confused wid the Christian God ....... He is Krishna too ... who gave the gopis a ruff time ...

Jesus was born in to the Jewish faith .... He found it very stifling wid all the rituals regarding washing up to yr elbows b4 eating ..... prohibition on diet .. wat u can eat and wat u cant ... He later on said it dont matter wat u put into yr mouth, its wat comes out from yr mouth dats important

he said to the high prists the pharisees, yr hands are clean but your hearts are evil .... no wonder they crucified him b4 he crossed 33 ......


he supped wid tax collectors and lay down wid Mary Magdalene massaging His feet wid the finest oils and His apostles were scandalized ....... 'Jesus Christ Superstar' suggested even more .... and also 'Da Vinci Code' .....

the point He tried to make is food, sex , etc. dont count

its how u live yr life dat matters

and all dat u need to be pleasing in the eyes of God is giving God top priority in yr life, and loving yr fellowmen (neighbor)

dats not easy to do
loving yr fellow man doesnt mean giving a bone to the dog,
it means sharing yr last bone wid yr dog, ( i read dis somewhere)

or giving till it hurts as Mom Theresa said

Thursday, June 02, 2005

the 10 most beautiful ........

i was the judge

some nut just named the 100 most beautiful woomen in the world
he got it all rong

Angelina Jodie came in first
Aishwarya Rai was listed at 9


any way dont give a damn about dat
i just named the 10 most beautiful bloggers

1. Miss Sensuality

2. the hott madame wid a hotter mind

3. the angel who rites poetry better than the devil

4. IVNAT

5. Meeeranda

6. the Austrayalayan

7. Casanova

8. if ur white dont enter in here

9. De Vile

10. the mangy wid an angel face and a dumb ass


the loosers
1. TANVI was disqualified, she tried to seduce me, the judge
2. sylvia plath re-incarnated, judge was not sure if he was alive
3. Annony mouse lover of saby, he was disqualified as he turned out to be a rat

4. Gomey was disqualified as he had doctored himself using fotoshop, his ting was not his ting, it belonged to a hoss
5. SEBIA was shown the door when in the swimsuit round she exposed her left breast a-la janet jackson

PS: if u want to meet these beautiful woomen go to my side bar and click





a wooman's place is in the home ?

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world,"
"The unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.

Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
wrote George Bernard Shaw.

Or maybe on the unreasonable woman. Take my wife.
Click on the title to no wat i am talking about

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Mallika in short skit in shorter skirt .....

Now showing in Vagina Monologues .....


Psssst! .... u want more hott stuff?
go to www.imnutsincapsfreud.blogspot.com

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