In search of that perfect man?
Men will be men. So learn to overlook imperfections with understanding
This one is for the women.
Ask any woman what she thinks about a relationship. And she will paint a picture either so beautiful or so practical, that every man listening to it will strive to achieve that near perfect state.
Maybe not every man, but at least every man who cares or likes that woman.
But women are never satisfied and a constant confusion on what they want will keep you looking for everything short of the Holy Grail (and in some cases, even the Grail itself, you never know).
But ask them why and they'll lash out at you with sarcasm. They are goddesses and want nothing less than a man who would be god. But the question at this point is, "How does one become God?" or "How do you become the perfect man?"
Now, all women are not so demanding. In fact, most sacrifice more than you can ever imagine just to keep a relationship going. But this is for the select few, who believe that men are `losers', and don't deserve a life because they never will learn how to treat a woman right.
Now I ask you women, "How do you treat a woman right?" Because all you'll ever give any man is this depiction of someone who, believe it or not, does everything perfect as though he were programmed to do so.
So I'm guessing that an android is the perfect man. Someone who'll shut up when asked or cry when required and stays strong just like the heroes in romantic movies and the books you read. Maybe the perfect man is someone created to your likes.
Now, I know that men can really drive women insane. Some have even been so cruel that they've ruined a woman's life, but women have done the same thing, just not that often or maybe more than you know.
But expecting men to change, just because everything is not perfect, is just childish and has no justification.
So in conclusion to all you women who are looking for that perfect man, all the best and I hope you invent one soon. But know this, men will be men and seek not perfection. However, understanding and patient teaching can help them evolve into better beings.
Send in your queries to craigscall@yahoo.co.in
a forward by Known Stranger http://vaishnav.blogspot.com/
the closest i have come to the perfect man says Julia
HAPPY 50th B"DAY CHRIS ISAAK http://chrisisaak.com/
Monday, June 26, 2006
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How to Walk Silently
Walking silently is an art that most people have not successfully developed to any degree. With practice, one can improve and master the art of stealth.
Steps
Walking softlyGet soft footwear. The harder your footwear, the louder the noise. The best type of footwear is socks or leather moccasins. When at all possible, avoid bare feet (feet generally sweat and on flat surfaces, this creates lots of noise, as they stick to the floor) and hard-soled boots (because of their bulk and material, boots are more difficult to walk quietly in).
Wear sparse, tight clothing. When walking, one's legs and clothes rub together creating noise. Minimizing your gear will prevent this
Unless congested, take slow and measured breaths from the nose. Most martial arts (the training ground for stealth) emphasize this. If congested open your mouth wide and take deep controlled breaths
Walk carefully on grassWatch the next place you will take a step. Be mindful of objects you are stepping on.
Outside, try to walk on bare dirt or live grass. Dead foliage creates a perceptible "crunch" even when lightly stepped on. If you encounter an area where forced to walk through foliage, then pick the clearest path and proceed slowly, possibly bending over and removing obstructions from the location of the next step.
Inside, stick to carpet or other flooring with padding underneath.
If following someone, match the cadence of their steps (i.e. when they step with their left foot, you use your left foot). This will help mask any noise your feet may make. Remember that sound travels at 340 meters per second (1116 ft/sec), so you might need to adjust your walk accordingly: Note the delay between the visual step and the sound of the step from the one you are following, and try to use the same delay for your steps, only the other way around - you must step slightly before the person you are following.
Place the heel or toes of your foot down first and roll your foot slowly and gently onto the ground. If moving swiftly, run/leap from location to location. Avoid landing flatfooted. For moving backwards, this is reversed, so that the ball of the foot is placed down first, and then the heel lowered to the ground.
sneakers are great also for walkingBe sure your footwear fits properly; if your foot slides at all in your footwear it can produce a squeaking noise, especially if your feet are sweaty.
For getting really close to a target, walk on the outer edge of your feet, rolling your foot from heel to pinky toe. Though very silent, this technique is also uncomfortable and should only be used for short distances. The hips can be rotated slightly to make this technique easier.
When speed is required, try this: stand 90 degrees to the direction you want to go with your feet spread slightly, then take the foot on the other side of where you want to go, and while balancing on your other foot, move it across, making an X with your legs. Take your other foot and swing it out from behind to the start position. This method allows you to walk with some speed silently, even when wearing jeans which usually make lots of noise.
(Learned from a Stephen Hayes book. Repeating from memory) How to walk silently on gravel: Bend low at the knees. The first part of your foot to hit the ground should be the heel. "Roll" forward on that foot until you're on the ball of your foot (the padded part just behind the toes). Just before you've rolled all the way onto the ball of your foot, put your other foot down, heel first, directly in front of the first foot, almost touching it. You should be able to smoothly roll from the first foot to the second. Continue by rolling on the second foot, until you're almost at the ball, and repeat by putting the first foot in front of the second. This should all be done fluidly.
Tips
Running on the balls of one's feet ('digitigrade') helps with speed and quietness, but be careful; this requires more strength in the feet and lower legs, and greater flexibility in the ankle and foot joints. It also requires better balance than normal movement, and creates a greater impression on softer surfaces (due to the weight being spread over a decreased surface area).
When climbing items such as trees and cliffs, be mindful of where your foot lands. Try to place the toes and front padding of the foot in between branches and on crevices of the cliff. If you are forced to step in the middle of a branch or push up the side of the cliff, do it slowly and proceed with caution. A little force may dislodge a shower of debris or break a twig alerting watchers.
When walking through a house with wood floors, stick close to the wall to minimize creaking floorboards. The same is true for staircases.
Avoid shifting your weight until your forward foot is quietly and firmly on the ground. This will require a considerable degree of balance and practice.
When opening doors, apply pressure upwards on the handle to avoid squeaks. Also turn handle so the bolt is completely withdrawn before applying any pressure to the door. Keep the handle pushed down while passing through the door, close the door, push it against the frame so the bolt will fit without snapping, then quietly release the handle.
If unable to wear tight clothes, try to step without your pants rubbing together or rubbing against your skin as this can create noticeable noise in quiet situations.
Make sure your footwear is completely dry, not only can it squeak, damp spots on the floor can alert someone to your presence.
If you have problems with dragging your feet, then try walking around slowly with your shoelaces untied and dangling to create noise if you don't raise and lower your feet. WARNING: Do not attempt to do this quickly or carelessly, as you could trip and fall. Keep it slow, steady and measured.
You don't just walk with your foot; your whole body is involved, from arms and head for balance, to hips and torso for driving the leg movements, to the legs themselves for creating the distance. 'Play around' with your movements so that you build a picture of what works for you and what doesn't.
Try Zig-Zagging as you walk: step with one foot then step forward and to the side. Step the other direction. Repeat. This way you keep more of your balance.
I find it best to start on the outside of your heel and roll your foot diagonally, but don't over do it and roll it just from the outside in.
Before you start your walking, roll both of your feet around at the ankles a few times. This will make sure to get any 'pops' from your ankles out of the way. These 'pops' are the result of your joints releasing or letting in air, similar to the sound that your knuckles make when you crack them. If you don't make sure to crack your ankles first, you may end up making some noise later on when you need silence.
If you must make noise, perhaps because of loose clothing, try to make it as "natural" as possible. Short, sharp, or repetitious noises that characterize human movement can be broken into unrecognizable segments by varying your cadence or by dragging out the noise, making it more fluid and less human. This may be more applicable in urban environments where frequent background noise can mask your movements, allowing you to, in-effect, hide in the "shadows" of ambient noise.
Warnings
With knowledge of stealth, one is tempted to test one's skills. Do not use these skills to do anything illegal or harmful.
If you sneak up on a person or an animal, he/she/it might get scared and instinctively attack you, before realizing that you mean no harm.
Mister/Ms/Mrs. Cheese above
The mouse trashing saby and you is not us nice mouses. That is an evil blogger/rat named VEST who as u can see is a racist bugger!
Our mousey family includes myself as nice_mouse, nicer_mouse, nicest_mouse and the latter's first cousin super_mouse.
We do not associate ourselves with racist and evil rats. They are condemned in our mouse society.
Thanks.
Nice_mouse
How to Walk Silently
i posted dis crap onto Ms cheesemeister
she gott mad
go visit
youz a lying mothafuska tho.
u know u wouldve neva fessed up, cuz i didnt know it was u, ijust blamed u :-)
good 2know what a heter u are tho
what do you know about being
a man you dumbass rat boy
shit stains no nothing about
being men you bi-sexual
child molesting pervert
your hore mother didn't raise
a man she raised a lower
caste piece of shit
and dear ur mom taught u abuuuses
look who's talking about abuse
were you abused as a lower caste piece of shit
saby is a towel wearing shit stain
saby is a towel wearing shit stain
there's a mantra you can keep
repeating
saby is a towel wearing shit stain
did your daddy give you the usual
morning fuck in the ass did
you enjoy it like you always do
that's the only way you get
layed you pervert
is it true that you actually
tongued gandhi's asshole is
that why you're like you are
saby the bastard child
the ugliest boy in the world
his mother was a hore
his blog is a bore
and he wishes he was a girl
lower caste mongol
SABY EXPOSED
THE IDENTITIES
julia,deewana,keshi,
richard cranium,johhny b good,
cheesemeister,quz boss,jim,
hedwig dasouza,southpaw and
i'm sure there are more.
a guy pretending to be men and women
would you want this sick bastard
over for dinner?
he gives indian people a bad
name especially the lower caste
but this is what having low
self esteem can do to people
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
he is angry
SABY EXPOSED
THE IDENTITIES
julia,deewana,keshi,
richard cranium,johhny b good,
cheesemeister,quz boss,jim,
hedwig dasouza,southpaw and
i'm sure there are more.
it took u so long to no?
did i mention sabys mother was
he biggest slut in india
and that he is a bastard child
that can't get a girl so he
fucks his aunt and uncle on
special occasions
gawd i would love to beat the
fuck out of you
i'd beat all that shit stain
off of you then you would be
white like james dean who you
pretend to be you want to be
white well to bad you were born
a shit stain and will die a shit stain forever a shit stain
that's your lot in life
lower caste bastard
blah blah blah blah
nice post sabby...
-Minnie Mouse
how does it feel to be the hunted
you asshole if i ever go to your third world country i will look you
up and beat you to an inch of your
life you better be glad i'm not
your neighbor
you lower caste piece of shit
@above
u have become boring n repetitive now
you have no good comebacks
you know why cause you're
a slow lower caste dumbass
who steals from other peoples
blogs but you're so damn dumb
you don't know the good from the bad poor little dumb lower caste,
stinking, bi-sexual, shit stained,
worshipping rat, sexed his mother,
untouchable
i have to be repetitive
until you get it rat boy
you lower caste have tiny brains
you're very slow and wouldn't
get a damn thing done if the white
man didn't guide you
it's like dealing with a dumb animal thank god for the british
hehehehehe
i guess the british saved some
of you bastards you must have stepped out of line when the british were handing out brains
or maybe syphillis caused your
mother to go mad and have a bastard like you no wonder
you portray yourself as
alfred e newman>you're Mad
and need to be put to sleep
you rabies shit stain
thats why you have no girl
because once they're drunk
enough to kiss you they get rabies
and die
i guess the british saved some
of you bastards you must have stepped out of line when the british were handing out brains
or maybe syphillis caused your
mother to go mad and have a bastard like you no wonder
you portray yourself as
alfred e newman>you're Mad
and need to be put to sleep
you rabies shit stain
thats why you have no girl
because once they're drunk
enough to kiss you they get rabies
and die
i guess the british saved some
of you bastards you must have stepped out of line when the british were handing out brains
or maybe syphillis caused your
mother to go mad and have a bastard like you no wonder
you portray yourself as
alfred e newman>you're Mad
and need to be put to sleep
you rabies shit stain
thats why you have no girl
because once they're drunk
enough to kiss you they get rabies
and die
i guess the british saved some
of you bastards you must have stepped out of line when the british were handing out brains
or maybe syphillis caused your
mother to go mad and have a bastard like you no wonder
you portray yourself as
alfred e newman>you're Mad
and need to be put to sleep
you rabies shit stain
thats why you have no girl
because once they're drunk
enough to kiss you they get rabies
and die
i guess the british saved some
of you bastards you must have stepped out of line when the british were handing out brains
or maybe syphillis caused your
mother to go mad and have a bastard like you no wonder
you portray yourself as
alfred e newman>you're Mad
and need to be put to sleep
you rabies shit stain
thats why you have no girl
because once they're drunk
enough to kiss you they get rabies
and die
i guess the british saved some
of you bastards you must have stepped out of line when the british were handing out brains
or maybe syphillis caused your
mother to go mad and have a bastard like you no wonder
you portray yourself as
alfred e newman>you're Mad
and need to be put to sleep
you rabies shit stain
thats why you have no girl
because once they're drunk
enough to kiss you they get rabies
and die
i guess the british saved some
of you bastards you must have stepped out of line when the british were handing out brains
or maybe syphillis caused your
mother to go mad and have a bastard like you no wonder
you portray yourself as
alfred e newman>you're Mad
and need to be put to sleep
you rabies shit stain
thats why you have no girl
because once they're drunk
enough to kiss you they get rabies
and die
i guess the british saved some
of you bastards you must have stepped out of line when the british were handing out brains
or maybe syphillis caused your
mother to go mad and have a bastard like you no wonder
you portray yourself as
alfred e newman>you're Mad
and need to be put to sleep
you rabies shit stain
thats why you have no girl
because once they're drunk
enough to kiss you they get rabies
and die
i guess the british saved some
of you bastards you must have stepped out of line when the british were handing out brains
or maybe syphillis caused your
mother to go mad and have a bastard like you no wonder
you portray yourself as
alfred e newman>you're Mad
and need to be put to sleep
you rabies shit stain
thats why you have no girl
because once they're drunk
enough to kiss you they get rabies
and die
The holland versus Portugal game was high on drama and entertainment value, but unfortunately the quality of football was less than average. The referee failed to effectively control the players and missed quite a bit of the extra-curricular activities, especially luis figo's head butt. Costinha should have been sent off earlier than he was. The teams must cautioned by FIFA, as should be the russian referee. Considering that probably the largest TV audience was watching the game, this was a bad advert for the game. In conclusion the dutch probably did not deserve to win as they lacked creativity and thought in their game, especially in the mid-field. Their best player on scene was Van Percie and instead of playing around him the others went for personal glory with improbable long range shots at goal. As for Philip Scolari's team this may well turn out to be a Pyrrhic victory. That we shall know on saturday when they take on Beckham's England.
nobody wants to hear a sports
commentary from a lower caste rat
boy just know you have no skills
but to be an irritant in life
you are nothing and you will
remain a nothingness little
ugly boy>no you're not a man
that's for sure
nobody wants to hear a sports
commentary from a lower caste rat
boy just know you have no skills
but to be an irritant in life
you are nothing and you will
remain a nothingness little
ugly boy>no you're not a man
that's for sure
beckham would spit on you lower
caste stinking ass i bet
your fingers stink after all
you always finger butt yourself
some facts of football:
The system of cautioning and sending-off has existed for many decades, but the idea of language-neutral coloured cards originated with British referee Ken Aston, who got the idea while sitting in his car at a traffic light. The first major use of the cards was in the 1970 FIFA World Cup, but they were not made mandatory at all levels until 1992.
1>The player who has been sent off cannot be replaced during the game; their team must continue the game with one player fewer. If this causes the team to have fewer than the required minimum number players, then the match is abandoned.
2>FIFA in particular has been adamant that a red card in any football competition must result in the guilty player being suspended for at least the next game without the right to appeal.
3>In the 2006 FIFA World Cup, any player receiving a single yellow card during each of two group stage matches, or each of two knockout stage matches must serve a one match suspension for the next game. A single yellow card does not carry over from the group stage to the knockout stages. Should the player pick up his second yellow during the team's final group match he will miss the Round of 16 if his team qualified for it. However, suspensions due to yellow cards do not carry beyond the World Cup finals.
fyi,i m not reading u nymore
fyi,i m not reading u nymore
tra-la-la Minnie
u r the one for me
u r the one for me
u r the one for me
hit me again, u TURD
i am getting the sympathie from Minnie and Cheesy
thanks to u pal
and Ashley
dis guy is a real Klux
he is from the Ku Klux Klanas indicated by Cheesy
i love her
the truth hurts doesn't it
chemo saby>lets end this by saying
you are the biggest shit stain on the earth and stop fucking your daddy that's how you got aids
you filthy bastard
remind me again why every1 calledme da best LOL hmmmmz :-) an dim not fat, i actually am just right i dun really care what u say cuz i know i look good. ur just 55 dat likes wrinkly skin......
ur fat in ur pics it's disgusting wat a pig asshole! (remember dat)
why do i waste my time with a lower caste idiot who will never understand with his tiny brain
blame his mother the biggest hore to serve lowr caste indian men
poor thing keep talking to yourself you syphillis infested
bastard you're going to end up going out of your mind
cause nobody loves you
not even your sari wearing dot wearing professional blowjob
grey headed mum thats why
she started giving gandhi head
to keep you from shiting in a hole
and this is how you repay her
what an ungrateful little lower caste bastard you are
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u just admitted u said dat and now u saying u didnt???
uz a lying ass motherfucker, then u talk about being fat in my blog...
u can say as many stories but there's only 1 true 1, and dats d aone dat i know n read asshole
you have never seen a picture
of me you delusional little fuck
and for you to rant like that
shows you are one dumbass
shit stain i bet you are one ugly
mother fucker may you and your
short dick have a happy life
you masterbating untouchable
you couldn't get a girl if you got down on your knees and prayed to
gandhi you be down there giving him a blowjob
Vest is the new Keshi
hehe
Fellow bloggers and mouses,
Please forgive my husband since he is a schizophrenic and also has the tendency to attack anything and everything in sight. He tried to attack me once but I subdued him by holding up a mirror to his face. That scared him right under the table. Saby, please buy yourself an inexpensive large size mirror and post it on the main page of your blog. This will scare my husband :) I guarantee this.
Lastly, I would like to apologize for his racist behaviour and overflooding of comments on your blog. After all is he an 80yr old sailor who was dismissed on suspicious grounds. That is a long story which can be discussed later. Please ignore his rants and find it in ur good heart to forgive the poor old lad.
His Wife (not imaginary one)
Mrs. Vest
, ,FUCK U Annony mouse
its not VEST or Mrs Vest
we are pals
Saby, ,
Alright then.
Fuck you too.
Mrs. Vest
phuck phuck phuck
phuckaloo
u vindaloo
I am his Indian wife, FYI
Mrs. Vest
VEST is an ex-admiral from the ROYAL NAVY
he has more medals on his chest
than u got fleas in your hair
u flea brain
hee hee@mrs vest
All alone at the end of the
evening
and sabys balls are navy blue
he is thinkig about a blonde
he'll never screw
you know he's a shit stain
living a lower caste life
and it's so hard to change
he'll never find a wife
so he lashes out and lashes out
put him on a highway
show him a sign
and kick him in his dumb
ass 1 more time
here come old saby
the shit stained bastard
he stinks to high heavens
he has serious toe jam
he has a flea infested beard
down to his knees
got to be a shit stain
he is so hard to see
run away run away
right now
it wasn't met for you to be
a blogger
no one reads your crap
you give indian people a bad
name
you lower caste dumbass rat
acid rain acid rain
i only want to see you melt
in the acid rain
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