Thursday, June 01, 2006

Rap the maha rajah

Yaa, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna representing you,That's right ...
increase the volume please ...

thank you.Welcome to India, mango juices and lassi, samosa crazy desis
and little kids that are milking the bhainses.Toothbrush in my pocket, what is that?

We use our fingers here to keep our teeth clean, who said that?
Luda Krishna here, Vikram owns the Tata gears,
and I'm sitting in the Maruti Supreme, with the cooling glass on no one bothers me.

because stars since the ever famous Mamooty.Come with me to a place where we sip Frooties
and we eat the sweets while monkeys roam the streets.

Old uncle sits - big belly and very smelly (burp!)
Thank you Vikram, would you please pass the jelly,

I mean the pickle, hand it down this way, no mistake.We greet the people at the end of the day!
Sixty five people hanging out, the door starts coming out.

Therefore, please don't raise your hand, you are not sure.
I broke into the local corner-store,bought myself a very nice looking carrom board.
My fingers get sore when I shoot and I score,
and the ladkis all scream coz they all want some more,

of the Luda Krishna and the Vikram MC,
Sweetest things to hit the States since Mango Chutney.

We keep the kundis shaking, you better trust me.
The name is Luda Krishna, but my friends call me Sandeep, what!? (burp!)

Ohhh, Vikram, is that you my friend?!
That is me my friend!

Oh, please enter this rap game!
Ok man! C'mon ... tell me where you are going my friend.

Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,

The roosters don't crow till five in the morning!
Now the kundis don't jiggle till I am rapping,

So please don't pass the gas when you are laughing.
Up the music charts like mango trees I climb,With a smooth voice like mine, is it a crime

Representing rap music since ninety seven?
Rap maharaja, I don't work at 7-Eleven.

Throw your hands in the air if you've got facial hair,
Not just for the guys, c'mon ladies be fair!

I'm the MFCs most obvious player, Wearing hot lungis, do you think I really care?

Monday night - computer club,
Tuesday night - at Akbaar rotary saying "Sweet thing, what is up?"

Wednesday - I'm out making RupeesThurday - On the lookout for Bharatnatyam queen
Friday - Everybody must know where I'm at, coz I'm chilling on the field with my big cricket bat.

Saturday - my farts are breezy ... believe me,
so strong they will get you mad dizzy,

Sunday - Yaar, I cannot start weeping
because on Monday I will start the creeping .. Hallo! Ohhhh ... I love that my friend!

Yaa dawg, that was funda-stic. Hey thank you, you're fabulous!
Oh, thank you my friend! Oh ...Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,

Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
The roosters don't crow till five in the morning!

Oh, oh, Go Luda, go Luda.
Ah, its my b'day!

That is your b'day man!
Yaaaaah. You know boy!

Oh oh oh ... it's great!
Ah, Indian my friend. Good night!
Alright, goodbye ... kiss my buttocks!!

lyrics composed by Keshi
u want the audio?
mail me or Keshi


A farmer's advice from Ann to my annony mouse friends and lovers

* It don't take a very big person to carry agrudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.* The best sermons are lived, not preached.* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't
never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't
botherin' you none. * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a
rain dance. * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably everhave to deal with, watches you from
the mirror every mornin'. * Always drink upstream from the herd. * Good judgment comes from experience, and alotta that comes from bad judgment. * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole loteasier than puttin' it back in. * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of someinfluence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.


* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Ann

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Keshie Saby's syhpilictic girl friend with aids has just given birth to a poxed yellow eyed rat with 5 heads and eight tails

Anonymous said...

Today is veerapan's 1st death anniversary; in his memory please forward this message to at least 1 criminal as I did

Anonymous said...

Today is veerapan's 1st death anniversary; in his memory please forward this message to at least 1 criminal as I did

Anonymous said...

Today is veerapan's 1st death anniversary; in his memory please forward this message to at least 1 criminal as I did

Anonymous said...

why did u waste your energy to write such a giberish that doesnt make any sense.

saby said...

its not giberish man
its rap

u dont dig?
besides i didnt rite it
keshi did
and she has plenty time

every post of hers has 100 odd comments
and she visits every commentator

she will soon be here
i commented too

saby said...

its not giberish man
its rap

u dont dig?
besides i didnt rite it
keshi did
and she has plenty time

every post of hers has 100 odd comments
and she visits every commentator

she will soon be here
i commented too

saby said...
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Anonymous said...

hahaaa keshi has no work

Anonymous said...

hahaaa keshi has no work

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the advise Saby.It will help me to become a better person than I am today dear.

Anonymous said...

GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .. Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

saby said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

saby said...

Yippppeeeee!

she aint going no where
all the annony mouses are cheering on my blogg

its party time wid Minnie and the gang

shucks
these annony mouses pals of mine were really worried

first they were starved of cheese
cheesy ass stopped visiting

and then Keshi threw in the towel
and now she is back

it sure is party time as jerry spins minnie on the floor


woooo hoooo

Anonymous said...

Keshi will not leave blog soo easily..she is scared that her clone will go on commenting like her in her absence heheheh

Anonymous said...

besides me tinks she is paid for her blogging.

cheesemeister said...

This is a great one--very funny and creative!

Anonymous said...

Saby:)

There's so much to learn from you.You always have been an inspiration and a strong influence on me.Your comments are exceptionally wise.I have become a better person because of you!

You have made me realise that keeping ones sense of humours is important too.You made me aware on the issues of sex.Your posts are well balanced and I like your political view.You do not speak on one-side but you make sure that the voices of everyone are heard.

You are very libertarian and you dont delete those disparaging comments on your blog.

I do make sure to read your comments here and on keshi's blog.You make me laugh at times till my sides split:)

You rock!

saby_mouse

Anonymous said...

We must expect to fail...but fail in a learning posture, determined no to repeat the mistakes, and to maximize the benefits from what is learned in the process.

More quotes from Ted W. Engstrom
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saby said...

i just noticed we gott a new cheesy ass in here