Saturday, April 30, 2005

Run Forrest run ....



dis is me ..

Forrest was not a bright kid
by some quirk of fate
he becomes a billionaire

he has now far too much money than he can handle
so he gifts it away

now, he is running once again on the highways of america
alone, but not for very long

one guy running wid him says
'hey Forrest, wat rv running for?
world peace? fite against hunger and disease?

Forrest looks at him kinda queer and says
Nothing! i am just running

War is ugly it dont matter if the reason is CRUSADE or JEHAD ....



or oil or just winning an election

check out the stats on http://www.iraqbodycount.net/

then go to
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/02/iraq-war.html

MEN IN DISTRESS ....

Ravinder Kaur expresses her self on TOI
Ravinder directs these questions to Sebia nd her gang


Hubby (James) is on VRS, cant find another job
Julia works


Julia bears the double burden of running house and home after grueling day at work
James refuses to become house husband

Julia wants out



Sita enters an arranged marriage wid Rajesh
She soon realises that they are neither intellectually nor emotionally tuned to each other

shud she dump him ?



Theirs was a love marriage
Smita has an affair wid Sunil, a colleague in the office
Saby initiates divorce proceedings

Smita pleads it was an aberration and asks him to take her back
Shud he take her back?

his manliness has been challenged
He is a cuckold in the eyes of the world


Friday, April 29, 2005


if i cud change my mug .......
i wud wear dis hat and i sure hope JAY dont see me now...he adores dis guy

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Viva forever...

Viva forever...: "My dear blog mates,
I have been receiving too much spam and silly comments from funny guys out here.
Apart from making my life miserable, u guys have given me lotsa laffs.
Certain mice have also started using my ID to leave unpleasant comments in my friends' blogs. If you had the least bit of suspicion it's me then you don't know me even after blogging together for so long. But yeah who's trustworthy over the net? No one right. Except me. (and dat is supposed to be a joke)

But we have a problem guys. A certain austrayalayan friend of mine has taken dis badly. She has disabled comments for now.
Happy blogging to all of you and please take care.
All u guys who normally post on the austrayalayan blogg are welcome to post here.


Saby

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

WORDS are not important ...... ......

some body can put words in my mouth or i mite have had a bad day ....

To: all my friends and lovers in bloggdom

u dont dump a relation ship for words dat supposedly came outta my mouth

listen to my heart
heart dont lie

go to
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/02/words.html

Monday, April 25, 2005

The world according to the Vatican ......

Joseph Ratzinger



On the link between sacred music and the Word revealed in Christ, and the current popularity of rock music as something that alienates the young from true worship:

Rock... is the expression of elemental passions, and at rock festivals it assumes a cultic character, a form of worship, in fact, in opposition to Christian worship. People are, so to speak, released from themselves by the experience of being part of a crowd and by the emotional shock of rhythm, noise, and special lighting effects.

However, in the ecstasy of having all their defences torn down, the participants sink, as it were, beneath the elemental force of the universe".

Liturgical rites and the influence of different cultures:

The Christian faith can never be separated from the soil of sacred events, from the choice made by God, who wanted to speak to us, to become man, to die and rise again, in a particular place and at a particular time... The Church does not pray in some kind of mythical omnitemporality. She cannot forsake her roots.

She recognises the true utterance of God precisely in the concreteness of its history, in time and place: to these God ties us, and by these we are all tied together... Rites are not, therefore, just the products of inculturation, however much they may have incorporated elements from different cultures. They are forms of the apostolic Tradition and of its unfolding in the great places of the Tradition".

The role of the pope in liturgical legislation:

After the Second Vatican Council, the impression arose that the pope really could do anything in liturgical matters, especially if he were acting on the mandate of an ecumenical council. Eventually, the idea of the givenness of the liturgy, the fact that one cannot do with it what one will, faded from the public consciousness of the West.

In fact, the First Vatican Council had in no way defined the pope as an absolute monarch. On the contrary, it presented him as the guarantor of obedience to the revealed Word. The pope's authority is bound to the Tradition of faith, and that also applies to the liturgy. It is not 'manufactured' by the authorities.

The authority of the pope is not unlimited; it is at the service of Sacred Tradition... The greatness of the liturgy depends - we shall have to repeat this frequently - on its unspontaneity".

On specific liturgical gestures and postures, particularly dance:

"Dancing is not a form of expression for the Christian liturgy... The cultic dances of the different religions have different purposes - incantation, imitative magic, mystical ecstasy - none of which is compatible with the essential purpose of the liturgy as the 'reasonable sacrifice'.

It is totally absurd to try to make the liturgy 'attractive' by introducing dancing pantomimes... which frequently end with applause. Wherever applause breaks out in the liturgy because of some human achievement, it is a sure sign that the essence of liturgy has totally disappeared and been replaced by a kind of religious entertainment. Such attraction fades quickly - it cannot compete in the market of leisure pursuits, incorporating as it increasingly does various forms of religious titillation...

"None of the Christian rites include dancing. What people call dancing in the Ethiopian rite or the Zairean (Congolese) form of the Roman liturgy is in fact a rhythmically ordered procession, very much in keeping with the dignity of the occasion. It provides an inner discipline and order for the various stages of the liturgy, bestowing on them beauty and, above all, making them worthy of God".

(From The Spirit of the Liturgy )


i am a sucker no more .......

some body just hit me on the head


Now the air is a lot more cleaner in my home
i can run faster and longer wid out loosing my breath

and Maria my wife is pleased
i can last a lott longer


and if dat aint enuff
i also save Rs 1.25 x 20 x 30 = Rs 750/- per month


i been had by the Malboro man,

Jesus told me u dumbass
dat money cud feed a family of five for a week in the villages
and wat do u get?

breathlessness!
u cant catch a bus or a healthy austraylayan

and ur lousy in bed
Maria told me


Friday, April 22, 2005

We gotta move on ...

Popes will come and popes will go, but .....


but i dont need no Pope,
i dont need no padre coz
i got Jesus
i dont need no religion

i got a hot line to Jesus
i take my troubles to Jesus



and He is always there for u and for me

PS: i owe a debt of gratitude to Pithaly. He made me realize dis
PPS: and Jesus tells me i got a life long friend in Mel and a lover in Austrayalaya


Tuesday, April 19, 2005

YES ! .. the smoke is white ....

We have a new Pope , He is Rat

'and my anony mouse friends cheer'

'gay guys cry, He is conservative in CAPS'

'this pope is controversial he said there is no truth out there but only with in us i saw him hes soft i like him hes sweet hes gt a cute face they werent rigged hes was right hand man to other pope hes 78 and he was going to retire at 75 saw it all on television'
-dis wooman was all raptures

tell me who dis song is dedicated to ...

a QUIZ

dis post is dedicated to the girls and guys dat cot my roving eye
guess who is she / him
there is a prize for the top 3 winners

she looks like an angel
talks like angel ......


i want u , i need u, i love u


lets rock, evry body lets cock ....


lil sister dont u
lil sister dont u
lil sister dont u do
wat yr beeg sister does


u can steal my car
burn my house
but, dont u step on my blue suede shoes


return to sender
address un nown
no such numberr
no such street


loving u
loving uuuu
uno i willl always be loving u

u can shake an apple off an apple tree
but u cant shake me
coz i am stuck on u

suspicion torments my heart
suspicion keeps us apart

i dont wanna be a tiger
dont wanna be a lion
just wanna be yr tender bear


u saw me crying in the chapel
the tears i cried i cried for u

irish eyes
u gott me hooked


u dont have to say u love me
i no dat u always will

pyar kiya to darna kya

hum kale hain to kya hua

jindagi aur maut
jindagi aur maut
mujhe zindagi nahin chahiye

log mujhe sexi sexi kahete hain

lock kiye jaye ?

tujee kesh laaam laaam laaaam

pretty wooman
dekho dekho naaa

agar tum na hote

rain drops keep falling on my head

mujhe tan man dan nahi chahiye
su kahe chhe dolly ?

maru papa nu chhe motor gadhi

all i want for christmas is my 2 front teeth

i saw mama kissing santa underneath the mistle toe


oh woe is me
shame and scandal in the famoly

Friday, April 15, 2005

which religion does GOD belong to ?

u tell me


Christianity ?
(Praise the Lord)

these are catliks wid Head Honcho in Vatican City (State)
and abt 128 protestant sects

Vatican kept silent when the jews were gassed by the millions in Europe
Bush belongs to a protestant sect dat mobilized support for him (the moral right in USA)

and cheered when Iraqi homes were destroyed... iraqi children killed ... under the pretext of keeping america safe from WMD ...

Muslims
(ALLAH HO AKBAR)

some of these guys are still in crusade mode (JEHAD)
'Death to the infidels'


Hindus
(HARE RAMA, HARE KRISHNA)

we have MODI in gujarat
who did the muslims in
backed by the Sangh Parivar and Balasaheb

Thursday, April 14, 2005


any body needs a friend ? ......
u have a friend in Jesus and Pearl

do visit Pearl http://pearlx.blogspot.com/

bad parenting ........
got dis from CELINE

u can find celine here : http://www.optei.blogger.com.br/

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

LOVE .....

A much misunderstood emotion



If u love her tits
Dat love wont last
Her tits will sag very soon

If u love her totally
Dat is not love
Its infatuation

If u love her very much
Don’t mean she loves you too

And even if both u guys are in love
Don’t mean it will last a life time
So don’t tie the knot too tight

The guy u married changes wid time
U change too

I married Maria
Dat was 24 years ago

Dunno wat made her stick to me
For almost a quarter century

Coz I am a creep
I flirt wid all the girls dat come my way
And age is no bar, and

i tink God loves me too


Tuesday, April 12, 2005

TO: DE VILE AND ASHES AND .......

from: GOD


all u guys tink
i dont exist

HA ! ... uno wat ?
i dont give a damn

but for God's sake ... err, i mean for my sake
stop glorifying despair, doom, death, demons, devils, and

the next time
if there is a next time
vote Kerry

Sunday, April 10, 2005

GREAT QUOTES by not so great guys ....

DHLAK

He/she quoted Descartes 'i think therefore i am'
and put in 'how do u explain Bush's existence?'

hit upon DHLAK when he/she threatened Kitten wid:
'Good links but why dont you have a link to us? Are you a racist or do you just think we are not cool enough or maybe you eat to many figs or perhaps your sofa is brown and
the momment of gull ramp tofu bland easy as cake (or pie) and tell me. NOW!'

dat did the trick
DHLAK got linked real fast

Dare to dream ....

but u gotta have balls to follow your dreams


dis post is a tribute to the guys wid balls


the early medical researchers who dug up graves to steal cadavers to cut open

to Masters and Johnson and the guys who studied stats concerning human sexual behaviour and published their findings to the world

to the gays and les who have come outta the closet
and have dared to exercise their sexual preferences


to Galileo who said
'i dont care wat the fuck the bible says, but
the sun moves round the earth'

he was imprisoned by the catlik church,
John Paul II apologized belatedly


to Leonardo da Vinci who dreamed of flying machines and even drew a prototype
He also is a source of controversy today
Read 'DA VINCI CODE'



will add to dis list
your contributions are welcome


PS: i seem to have angered the fair sex
was not my intention
'guys' refers to both sexes .... and read 'balls' as 'guts'

Saturday, April 09, 2005


she rites dark poetry .....
she is the DE VILE


wat she rites is dark poetry
so she says

but she dont lie
she is dark

no amount of fair and lovely creams
gonna change dat

about the poetry
i tink it SUXS

but u be the judge
click here

Friday, April 08, 2005

TRUE LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL .....

now i am a believer

i just seen 2 guys in love ...
Now i see wat it means to be in love

and here's wishing the 2 guys a life time of happiness

'...... old man !' ......
dis is serious

in the us of a
kids refer to their dad as 'my old man'

indians in the metros have adopted the american dream
indian culture is dumped
coz its not cool these days

tank God i wont be around for long
to see my grand children
raise their middle finger to me

Thursday, April 07, 2005


i got dis from post secret, it cud have been me ...
dat was a year ago

all dat i done so far
is manage to catch the eye of the austraylayan and some nri gujju's
who are hott but wont admit it ....

u see indian guys still want a blushing bride
meaning a virgin ...
and i heard the mangy sisters complain about dis

Monday, April 04, 2005


Dont be God fearing ....
'God loves u' - Jesus

Friday, April 01, 2005


The Pope has just been given extreme unction, a blessing for the guys wid impending death ....
pray for 'Ill Papa'

read comments, then go to http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/03/viva-il-papa.html