Saturday, April 30, 2005
Run Forrest run ....
dis is me ..
Forrest was not a bright kid
by some quirk of fate
he becomes a billionaire
he has now far too much money than he can handle
so he gifts it away
now, he is running once again on the highways of america
alone, but not for very long
one guy running wid him says
'hey Forrest, wat rv running for?
world peace? fite against hunger and disease?
Forrest looks at him kinda queer and says
Nothing! i am just running
War is ugly it dont matter if the reason is CRUSADE or JEHAD ....
or oil or just winning an election
check out the stats on http://www.iraqbodycount.net/
then go to
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/02/iraq-war.html
MEN IN DISTRESS ....
Ravinder Kaur expresses her self on TOI
Ravinder directs these questions to Sebia nd her gang
Hubby (James) is on VRS, cant find another job
Julia works
Julia bears the double burden of running house and home after grueling day at work
James refuses to become house husband
Julia wants out
Sita enters an arranged marriage wid Rajesh
She soon realises that they are neither intellectually nor emotionally tuned to each other
shud she dump him ?
Theirs was a love marriage
Smita has an affair wid Sunil, a colleague in the office
Saby initiates divorce proceedings
Smita pleads it was an aberration and asks him to take her back
Shud he take her back?
his manliness has been challenged
He is a cuckold in the eyes of the world
Ravinder directs these questions to Sebia nd her gang
Hubby (James) is on VRS, cant find another job
Julia works
Julia bears the double burden of running house and home after grueling day at work
James refuses to become house husband
Julia wants out
Sita enters an arranged marriage wid Rajesh
She soon realises that they are neither intellectually nor emotionally tuned to each other
shud she dump him ?
Theirs was a love marriage
Smita has an affair wid Sunil, a colleague in the office
Saby initiates divorce proceedings
Smita pleads it was an aberration and asks him to take her back
Shud he take her back?
his manliness has been challenged
He is a cuckold in the eyes of the world
Friday, April 29, 2005
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Viva forever...
Viva forever...: "My dear blog mates,
I have been receiving too much spam and silly comments from funny guys out here.
Apart from making my life miserable, u guys have given me lotsa laffs.
Certain mice have also started using my ID to leave unpleasant comments in my friends' blogs. If you had the least bit of suspicion it's me then you don't know me even after blogging together for so long. But yeah who's trustworthy over the net? No one right. Except me. (and dat is supposed to be a joke)
But we have a problem guys. A certain austrayalayan friend of mine has taken dis badly. She has disabled comments for now.
Happy blogging to all of you and please take care.
All u guys who normally post on the austrayalayan blogg are welcome to post here.
Saby
I have been receiving too much spam and silly comments from funny guys out here.
Apart from making my life miserable, u guys have given me lotsa laffs.
Certain mice have also started using my ID to leave unpleasant comments in my friends' blogs. If you had the least bit of suspicion it's me then you don't know me even after blogging together for so long. But yeah who's trustworthy over the net? No one right. Except me. (and dat is supposed to be a joke)
But we have a problem guys. A certain austrayalayan friend of mine has taken dis badly. She has disabled comments for now.
Happy blogging to all of you and please take care.
All u guys who normally post on the austrayalayan blogg are welcome to post here.
Saby
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
WORDS are not important ...... ......
some body can put words in my mouth or i mite have had a bad day ....
To: all my friends and lovers in bloggdom
u dont dump a relation ship for words dat supposedly came outta my mouth
listen to my heart
heart dont lie
go to
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/02/words.html
To: all my friends and lovers in bloggdom
u dont dump a relation ship for words dat supposedly came outta my mouth
listen to my heart
heart dont lie
go to
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/02/words.html
Monday, April 25, 2005
The world according to the Vatican ......
Joseph Ratzinger
On the link between sacred music and the Word revealed in Christ, and the current popularity of rock music as something that alienates the young from true worship:
Rock... is the expression of elemental passions, and at rock festivals it assumes a cultic character, a form of worship, in fact, in opposition to Christian worship. People are, so to speak, released from themselves by the experience of being part of a crowd and by the emotional shock of rhythm, noise, and special lighting effects.
However, in the ecstasy of having all their defences torn down, the participants sink, as it were, beneath the elemental force of the universe".
Liturgical rites and the influence of different cultures:
The Christian faith can never be separated from the soil of sacred events, from the choice made by God, who wanted to speak to us, to become man, to die and rise again, in a particular place and at a particular time... The Church does not pray in some kind of mythical omnitemporality. She cannot forsake her roots.
She recognises the true utterance of God precisely in the concreteness of its history, in time and place: to these God ties us, and by these we are all tied together... Rites are not, therefore, just the products of inculturation, however much they may have incorporated elements from different cultures. They are forms of the apostolic Tradition and of its unfolding in the great places of the Tradition".
The role of the pope in liturgical legislation:
After the Second Vatican Council, the impression arose that the pope really could do anything in liturgical matters, especially if he were acting on the mandate of an ecumenical council. Eventually, the idea of the givenness of the liturgy, the fact that one cannot do with it what one will, faded from the public consciousness of the West.
In fact, the First Vatican Council had in no way defined the pope as an absolute monarch. On the contrary, it presented him as the guarantor of obedience to the revealed Word. The pope's authority is bound to the Tradition of faith, and that also applies to the liturgy. It is not 'manufactured' by the authorities.
The authority of the pope is not unlimited; it is at the service of Sacred Tradition... The greatness of the liturgy depends - we shall have to repeat this frequently - on its unspontaneity".
On specific liturgical gestures and postures, particularly dance:
"Dancing is not a form of expression for the Christian liturgy... The cultic dances of the different religions have different purposes - incantation, imitative magic, mystical ecstasy - none of which is compatible with the essential purpose of the liturgy as the 'reasonable sacrifice'.
It is totally absurd to try to make the liturgy 'attractive' by introducing dancing pantomimes... which frequently end with applause. Wherever applause breaks out in the liturgy because of some human achievement, it is a sure sign that the essence of liturgy has totally disappeared and been replaced by a kind of religious entertainment. Such attraction fades quickly - it cannot compete in the market of leisure pursuits, incorporating as it increasingly does various forms of religious titillation...
"None of the Christian rites include dancing. What people call dancing in the Ethiopian rite or the Zairean (Congolese) form of the Roman liturgy is in fact a rhythmically ordered procession, very much in keeping with the dignity of the occasion. It provides an inner discipline and order for the various stages of the liturgy, bestowing on them beauty and, above all, making them worthy of God".
(From The Spirit of the Liturgy )
On the link between sacred music and the Word revealed in Christ, and the current popularity of rock music as something that alienates the young from true worship:
Rock... is the expression of elemental passions, and at rock festivals it assumes a cultic character, a form of worship, in fact, in opposition to Christian worship. People are, so to speak, released from themselves by the experience of being part of a crowd and by the emotional shock of rhythm, noise, and special lighting effects.
However, in the ecstasy of having all their defences torn down, the participants sink, as it were, beneath the elemental force of the universe".
Liturgical rites and the influence of different cultures:
The Christian faith can never be separated from the soil of sacred events, from the choice made by God, who wanted to speak to us, to become man, to die and rise again, in a particular place and at a particular time... The Church does not pray in some kind of mythical omnitemporality. She cannot forsake her roots.
She recognises the true utterance of God precisely in the concreteness of its history, in time and place: to these God ties us, and by these we are all tied together... Rites are not, therefore, just the products of inculturation, however much they may have incorporated elements from different cultures. They are forms of the apostolic Tradition and of its unfolding in the great places of the Tradition".
The role of the pope in liturgical legislation:
After the Second Vatican Council, the impression arose that the pope really could do anything in liturgical matters, especially if he were acting on the mandate of an ecumenical council. Eventually, the idea of the givenness of the liturgy, the fact that one cannot do with it what one will, faded from the public consciousness of the West.
In fact, the First Vatican Council had in no way defined the pope as an absolute monarch. On the contrary, it presented him as the guarantor of obedience to the revealed Word. The pope's authority is bound to the Tradition of faith, and that also applies to the liturgy. It is not 'manufactured' by the authorities.
The authority of the pope is not unlimited; it is at the service of Sacred Tradition... The greatness of the liturgy depends - we shall have to repeat this frequently - on its unspontaneity".
On specific liturgical gestures and postures, particularly dance:
"Dancing is not a form of expression for the Christian liturgy... The cultic dances of the different religions have different purposes - incantation, imitative magic, mystical ecstasy - none of which is compatible with the essential purpose of the liturgy as the 'reasonable sacrifice'.
It is totally absurd to try to make the liturgy 'attractive' by introducing dancing pantomimes... which frequently end with applause. Wherever applause breaks out in the liturgy because of some human achievement, it is a sure sign that the essence of liturgy has totally disappeared and been replaced by a kind of religious entertainment. Such attraction fades quickly - it cannot compete in the market of leisure pursuits, incorporating as it increasingly does various forms of religious titillation...
"None of the Christian rites include dancing. What people call dancing in the Ethiopian rite or the Zairean (Congolese) form of the Roman liturgy is in fact a rhythmically ordered procession, very much in keeping with the dignity of the occasion. It provides an inner discipline and order for the various stages of the liturgy, bestowing on them beauty and, above all, making them worthy of God".
(From The Spirit of the Liturgy )
i am a sucker no more .......
some body just hit me on the head
Now the air is a lot more cleaner in my home
i can run faster and longer wid out loosing my breath
and Maria my wife is pleased
i can last a lott longer
and if dat aint enuff
i also save Rs 1.25 x 20 x 30 = Rs 750/- per month
i been had by the Malboro man,
Jesus told me u dumbass
dat money cud feed a family of five for a week in the villages
and wat do u get?
breathlessness!
u cant catch a bus or a healthy austraylayan
and ur lousy in bed
Maria told me
Now the air is a lot more cleaner in my home
i can run faster and longer wid out loosing my breath
and Maria my wife is pleased
i can last a lott longer
and if dat aint enuff
i also save Rs 1.25 x 20 x 30 = Rs 750/- per month
i been had by the Malboro man,
Jesus told me u dumbass
dat money cud feed a family of five for a week in the villages
and wat do u get?
breathlessness!
u cant catch a bus or a healthy austraylayan
and ur lousy in bed
Maria told me
Friday, April 22, 2005
We gotta move on ...
Popes will come and popes will go, but .....
but i dont need no Pope,
i dont need no padre coz
i got Jesus
i dont need no religion
i got a hot line to Jesus
i take my troubles to Jesus
and He is always there for u and for me
PS: i owe a debt of gratitude to Pithaly. He made me realize dis
PPS: and Jesus tells me i got a life long friend in Mel and a lover in Austrayalaya
but i dont need no Pope,
i dont need no padre coz
i got Jesus
i dont need no religion
i got a hot line to Jesus
i take my troubles to Jesus
and He is always there for u and for me
PS: i owe a debt of gratitude to Pithaly. He made me realize dis
PPS: and Jesus tells me i got a life long friend in Mel and a lover in Austrayalaya
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
YES ! .. the smoke is white ....
We have a new Pope , He is Rat
'and my anony mouse friends cheer'
'gay guys cry, He is conservative in CAPS'
'this pope is controversial he said there is no truth out there but only with in us i saw him hes soft i like him hes sweet hes gt a cute face they werent rigged hes was right hand man to other pope hes 78 and he was going to retire at 75 saw it all on television'
-dis wooman was all raptures
'and my anony mouse friends cheer'
'gay guys cry, He is conservative in CAPS'
'this pope is controversial he said there is no truth out there but only with in us i saw him hes soft i like him hes sweet hes gt a cute face they werent rigged hes was right hand man to other pope hes 78 and he was going to retire at 75 saw it all on television'
-dis wooman was all raptures
tell me who dis song is dedicated to ...
a QUIZ
dis post is dedicated to the girls and guys dat cot my roving eye
guess who is she / him
there is a prize for the top 3 winners
she looks like an angel
talks like angel ......
i want u , i need u, i love u
lets rock, evry body lets cock ....
lil sister dont u
lil sister dont u
lil sister dont u do
wat yr beeg sister does
u can steal my car
burn my house
but, dont u step on my blue suede shoes
return to sender
address un nown
no such numberr
no such street
loving u
loving uuuu
uno i willl always be loving u
u can shake an apple off an apple tree
but u cant shake me
coz i am stuck on u
suspicion torments my heart
suspicion keeps us apart
i dont wanna be a tiger
dont wanna be a lion
just wanna be yr tender bear
u saw me crying in the chapel
the tears i cried i cried for u
irish eyes
u gott me hooked
u dont have to say u love me
i no dat u always will
pyar kiya to darna kya
hum kale hain to kya hua
jindagi aur maut
jindagi aur maut
mujhe zindagi nahin chahiye
log mujhe sexi sexi kahete hain
lock kiye jaye ?
tujee kesh laaam laaam laaaam
pretty wooman
dekho dekho naaa
agar tum na hote
rain drops keep falling on my head
mujhe tan man dan nahi chahiye
su kahe chhe dolly ?
maru papa nu chhe motor gadhi
all i want for christmas is my 2 front teeth
i saw mama kissing santa underneath the mistle toe
oh woe is me
shame and scandal in the famoly
dis post is dedicated to the girls and guys dat cot my roving eye
guess who is she / him
there is a prize for the top 3 winners
she looks like an angel
talks like angel ......
i want u , i need u, i love u
lets rock, evry body lets cock ....
lil sister dont u
lil sister dont u
lil sister dont u do
wat yr beeg sister does
u can steal my car
burn my house
but, dont u step on my blue suede shoes
return to sender
address un nown
no such numberr
no such street
loving u
loving uuuu
uno i willl always be loving u
u can shake an apple off an apple tree
but u cant shake me
coz i am stuck on u
suspicion torments my heart
suspicion keeps us apart
i dont wanna be a tiger
dont wanna be a lion
just wanna be yr tender bear
u saw me crying in the chapel
the tears i cried i cried for u
irish eyes
u gott me hooked
u dont have to say u love me
i no dat u always will
pyar kiya to darna kya
hum kale hain to kya hua
jindagi aur maut
jindagi aur maut
mujhe zindagi nahin chahiye
log mujhe sexi sexi kahete hain
lock kiye jaye ?
tujee kesh laaam laaam laaaam
pretty wooman
dekho dekho naaa
agar tum na hote
rain drops keep falling on my head
mujhe tan man dan nahi chahiye
su kahe chhe dolly ?
maru papa nu chhe motor gadhi
all i want for christmas is my 2 front teeth
i saw mama kissing santa underneath the mistle toe
oh woe is me
shame and scandal in the famoly
Friday, April 15, 2005
which religion does GOD belong to ?
u tell me
Christianity ?
(Praise the Lord)
these are catliks wid Head Honcho in Vatican City (State)
and abt 128 protestant sects
Vatican kept silent when the jews were gassed by the millions in Europe
Bush belongs to a protestant sect dat mobilized support for him (the moral right in USA)
and cheered when Iraqi homes were destroyed... iraqi children killed ... under the pretext of keeping america safe from WMD ...
Muslims
(ALLAH HO AKBAR)
some of these guys are still in crusade mode (JEHAD)
'Death to the infidels'
Hindus
(HARE RAMA, HARE KRISHNA)
we have MODI in gujarat
who did the muslims in
backed by the Sangh Parivar and Balasaheb
Christianity ?
(Praise the Lord)
these are catliks wid Head Honcho in Vatican City (State)
and abt 128 protestant sects
Vatican kept silent when the jews were gassed by the millions in Europe
Bush belongs to a protestant sect dat mobilized support for him (the moral right in USA)
and cheered when Iraqi homes were destroyed... iraqi children killed ... under the pretext of keeping america safe from WMD ...
Muslims
(ALLAH HO AKBAR)
some of these guys are still in crusade mode (JEHAD)
'Death to the infidels'
Hindus
(HARE RAMA, HARE KRISHNA)
we have MODI in gujarat
who did the muslims in
backed by the Sangh Parivar and Balasaheb
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
LOVE .....
A much misunderstood emotion
If u love her tits
Dat love wont last
Her tits will sag very soon
If u love her totally
Dat is not love
Its infatuation
If u love her very much
Don’t mean she loves you too
And even if both u guys are in love
Don’t mean it will last a life time
So don’t tie the knot too tight
The guy u married changes wid time
U change too
I married Maria
Dat was 24 years ago
Dunno wat made her stick to me
For almost a quarter century
Coz I am a creep
I flirt wid all the girls dat come my way
And age is no bar, and
i tink God loves me too
If u love her tits
Dat love wont last
Her tits will sag very soon
If u love her totally
Dat is not love
Its infatuation
If u love her very much
Don’t mean she loves you too
And even if both u guys are in love
Don’t mean it will last a life time
So don’t tie the knot too tight
The guy u married changes wid time
U change too
I married Maria
Dat was 24 years ago
Dunno wat made her stick to me
For almost a quarter century
Coz I am a creep
I flirt wid all the girls dat come my way
And age is no bar, and
i tink God loves me too
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
TO: DE VILE AND ASHES AND .......
from: GOD
all u guys tink
i dont exist
HA ! ... uno wat ?
i dont give a damn
but for God's sake ... err, i mean for my sake
stop glorifying despair, doom, death, demons, devils, and
the next time
if there is a next time
vote Kerry
all u guys tink
i dont exist
HA ! ... uno wat ?
i dont give a damn
but for God's sake ... err, i mean for my sake
stop glorifying despair, doom, death, demons, devils, and
the next time
if there is a next time
vote Kerry
Sunday, April 10, 2005
GREAT QUOTES by not so great guys ....
DHLAK
He/she quoted Descartes 'i think therefore i am'
and put in 'how do u explain Bush's existence?'
hit upon DHLAK when he/she threatened Kitten wid:
'Good links but why dont you have a link to us? Are you a racist or do you just think we are not cool enough or maybe you eat to many figs or perhaps your sofa is brown and the momment of gull ramp tofu bland easy as cake (or pie) and tell me. NOW!'
dat did the trick
DHLAK got linked real fast
He/she quoted Descartes 'i think therefore i am'
and put in 'how do u explain Bush's existence?'
hit upon DHLAK when he/she threatened Kitten wid:
'Good links but why dont you have a link to us? Are you a racist or do you just think we are not cool enough or maybe you eat to many figs or perhaps your sofa is brown and the momment of gull ramp tofu bland easy as cake (or pie) and tell me. NOW!'
dat did the trick
DHLAK got linked real fast
Dare to dream ....
but u gotta have balls to follow your dreams
dis post is a tribute to the guys wid balls
the early medical researchers who dug up graves to steal cadavers to cut open
to Masters and Johnson and the guys who studied stats concerning human sexual behaviour and published their findings to the world
to the gays and les who have come outta the closet
and have dared to exercise their sexual preferences
to Galileo who said 'i dont care wat the fuck the bible says, but
the sun moves round the earth'
he was imprisoned by the catlik church,
John Paul II apologized belatedly
to Leonardo da Vinci who dreamed of flying machines and even drew a prototype
He also is a source of controversy today
Read 'DA VINCI CODE'
will add to dis list
your contributions are welcome
PS: i seem to have angered the fair sex
was not my intention
'guys' refers to both sexes .... and read 'balls' as 'guts'
dis post is a tribute to the guys wid balls
the early medical researchers who dug up graves to steal cadavers to cut open
to Masters and Johnson and the guys who studied stats concerning human sexual behaviour and published their findings to the world
to the gays and les who have come outta the closet
and have dared to exercise their sexual preferences
to Galileo who said 'i dont care wat the fuck the bible says, but
the sun moves round the earth'
he was imprisoned by the catlik church,
John Paul II apologized belatedly
to Leonardo da Vinci who dreamed of flying machines and even drew a prototype
He also is a source of controversy today
Read 'DA VINCI CODE'
will add to dis list
your contributions are welcome
PS: i seem to have angered the fair sex
was not my intention
'guys' refers to both sexes .... and read 'balls' as 'guts'
Saturday, April 09, 2005
she rites dark poetry .....
she is the DE VILE
wat she rites is dark poetry
so she says
but she dont lie
she is dark
no amount of fair and lovely creams
gonna change dat
about the poetry
i tink it SUXS
but u be the judge
click here
Friday, April 08, 2005
TRUE LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL .....
now i am a believer
i just seen 2 guys in love ...
Now i see wat it means to be in love
and here's wishing the 2 guys a life time of happiness
i just seen 2 guys in love ...
Now i see wat it means to be in love
and here's wishing the 2 guys a life time of happiness
Thursday, April 07, 2005
i got dis from post secret, it cud have been me ...
dat was a year ago
all dat i done so far
is manage to catch the eye of the austraylayan and some nri gujju's
who are hott but wont admit it ....
u see indian guys still want a blushing bride
meaning a virgin ...
and i heard the mangy sisters complain about dis
Monday, April 04, 2005
Friday, April 01, 2005
The Pope has just been given extreme unction, a blessing for the guys wid impending death ....
pray for 'Ill Papa'
read comments, then go to http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/03/viva-il-papa.html
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