Friday, December 01, 2006

the best of Karen, or why i love Karen

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!
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10:58 AM 3 comments

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
Germany doesn't want to go to war

and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
Need I say more?

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.""The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.""And what about the third rose?" she asked.“Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!”
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