Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Life is all about ass ....





















got dis from Shaee, an angel in well fitting jeans

another one just as good

A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer.
He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now,
just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it
and then report it to the Help Desk.

So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it.
I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of my techs came in laughing, saying he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

dis is what he found on the note

DO NOT TOUCH
Penis stuck

Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to.
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble

you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.






S.Graham

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

me first wooooo hoooo


-Saby

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

LMAO!

wherez Shae disappeared?? even the blog lives no more! :(

Anonymous said...

I think I am bit stupid not to understand the joke.period

Anonymous said...

I saw saby in the nude
he has got nutting there

Anonymous said...

I am soo bored

Anonymous said...

that I am tinking to flood this blog

Anonymous said...

but may be I shall not
for the sake of other anony
who wud want fun
when keshi comments in the morning

Anonymous said...

but saby how come u got nutting there?

Anonymous said...

I tinks u are a hijida pretending to be a guy.

Anonymous said...

usually hijidas tink they are girls

Anonymous said...

saby uses oranges for dat
sometimes watermelons too

Anonymous said...

I am not a pervert
I am a good guy
I am just a mad and bored
non-sense thoughts running over my mind
want to be in a rehab for sometime
with ashes singing aaaaaa kyaaaaa bolteeee tu with blood-ybitch

Anonymous said...

saby:aa kyaa bolte tu

beggwoman:aaa kyaa mein bolu

Saby:sun

beggwoman:sunaa

Saby:aaattii kya khopche mein

beggwoman:kya karu aake mein khopche mein

Saby:DUMMY! u want me to say all dat

beggwoman:chops his dick


Here is the full story

GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

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His client, Kenneth Saby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Saby began dating someone else.

Saby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Saby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Saby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.

Anonymous said...

awww poor saby

Anonymous said...

11 comments from me mister
saby
u owe me something

come over and clean my home
blooooody fool n rascal

Anonymous said...

All Right sooo thats where the catch izzzzz haaaa

Anonymous said...

Son you are all messed badly, never teach ur DAD How to Fuck

Anonymous said...

OMG Sabyzzz got a bad Boy Inside Him, Save Meeee

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Dat comic made SO much sense ;-) PEACE

Keshi said...

LOL good one!

And they (ass) come in annoymous forms too :)

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

BORED cant wait for a fukking sunday

- Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

keshit has become boring
she stinks
her tinkingz
irritating little fuckface wid the lotus

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Peace Guys ... please!!

Jim said...

Keshi,

HELPPPPPPP

i am being cloned too



.

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

LOLZZ Saby !! yep i noticed that as well .... mwahaaahhahaha!