Tuesday, November 22, 2005

dining at the Taj Mumbai ...





... wid your fingers in beachwear and chappals and at 1/10 th the cost

Drive down to the taj in a BEST bus
walk down to the front

click a foto of u and your girl
by the roadside fotographer


Then walk down the lane to The Bagade Resturant

if u want a drink
walk across to the restaurant opposite

just gulp the beer
dont order eats

then go back to The Bagade
and eat to your hearts content

Beef Biryani is good at Rs 25/-
If u want Chicken its better

huge chunks of chicken legs
while u oggle at the hippie breasts of the hippie girl opposite

it just costs u Rs 55/-
u dont have to tip
if u dont want to

Just grab a few tooth picks
and pick your teeeth
standing in front of the Taj

click another pic
to send to your poor cousin at Anand mohalla, Lucknow district, UP



29 comments:

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Bagagade?? or Bagdad somethin??

i recommend go to Bade Mia! It's a dhaba kinna thing just behind Taj Mahal Hotel (Mumbai)...and itz got DELICIOUS FOOD, esp for non-veggies!!! Tiz alwez so crowded n tiz got all hi-fi crowd there, ppl with Mercedes n all to eat dhaba food ... neglect the hygiene though ... lol ...i remember goin there with ma sis n cousins afta comin bck frm a disc in Taj, nd was surprised 2 find we werent the only ones !!

Anonymous said...

cheesy's homepage is set to www.imnutsincaps.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

lubsedings yous
goodmorning
:)

Anonymous said...

3.33 mouse shut up!! i will burn you

Jim said...

lubsedings yous


wat dis means ???

Anonymous said...

where are the

dance bar girls?

is cheesy termite a dance bar girl?

i have just rupee 1 today

.

Anonymous said...

lbsedingly yous

is for

RC mouse

Anonymous said...

lalu ka time aa gaya

tera time kab ayega, saby?


RC

Anonymous said...

cheesy dances on bar tops topless

but she does her ting only at The Taj

Anonymous said...

looks at RC

blushes

writes down phone number on a paper

and leaves on RC's table

waiting for ring rring

Anonymous said...

lallu kaun ?
tera baap lallu



teri maa ...

Anonymous said...

cheesy likes older men

men like pithaly

she knows who has the moolah

.

Anonymous said...

grim reaper just knocked on saby's doors

saby said

"am in bathroom honney, gimme a min"

and reaper saw the bathroom window broke open

and he said "saby ki &#$@&*"

and

"saale kiddher jayega re"

.

Anonymous said...

i have moolah too
among other tings

Anonymous said...

saby

spend your moolah

and 'other tings'

on your lubseding WIFE

not on young and gullible girls like cheesy

Anonymous said...

last heard in saby's house

maria:saby, you are not 'standing up' for me

saby:and you are not Tarrannum, either

maria:that does it

saby:tallaq, tallaq, tallaq

maria:say dat to ur sore ass

Anonymous said...

do cat likks get divorced or tallaqed?

Anonymous said...

not afraid of death and dying

only worried dat minnie will commit sati

Anonymous said...

avoid cat likk priests

and

19 yr old cat likk girls

in skirts

they are 'good with cross'

and give u guilty feelings

Anonymous said...

i have no religion
only LOVE

for all

Anonymous said...

goand daru

and

cat likk girls

the older, the better

Anonymous said...

bareek bareek wokol maka zai

minnie
like minnie

Anonymous said...

saby doing an

anthony gonsalvez

and minnie da

zeenat/parveen

maria is

tuntun

Anonymous said...

my name is saby dasouza

not antony gonsavez ASSHOLE

Anonymous said...

don't call mouses ASSHOLE

mouses have saby's voodoo doll

shout an obscenity, mouses will prick a pin


at it.

Anonymous said...

pins and
pricks cannot hurt me

Anonymous said...

"Solitude"

My name it means nothing
my fortune is less
My future is shrouded in dark wilderness
Sunshine is far away, clouds linger on
Everything I posessed - Now they are gone

Oh where can I go to and what can I do?
Nothing can please me only thoughts are of you
You just laughed when I begged you to stay
I've not stopped crying since you went away

The world is a lonely place - you're on your own
Guess I will go home - sit down and moan.
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you

:)

Anonymous said...

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man
walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my
truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be
taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I
don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them
to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the
blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde
walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps,
much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled
off the road and ran over to the blonde.

"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you
$100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left
over ---so now we're going to Sea World."

Keshi said...

who is that girl? and who r these ppl? lol!

Keshi.