Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Catlik priests must take the oath of celibacy

Anonymous said...

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them

would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all thepriests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off,
clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest
and bent over to pick it up.

Then all the other bells started to ring....

8:10 AM

3 comments:

Incompetant Critic said...

Prety fair,
Carlos must have had got a fair deal.

Incompetant Critic said...

SOMETIMES I FEEL THE BEST IZZ LEFT IN THE MEMORIES
It's better kept inside than left for good.
Carlos !!!

So may be Carlos missed it to much and might have begged God, down on nees
Send them a super Model nude too with big Jugs 2 them,
God must have broke down and promised to send tham now that she izz there it seems that they all are constantly dreaming,
Well now
somethins gotta goo wrong cozz carlos izz feeling the wayy 2 dammm good !!!

Beleive it or not most of us have things that we hide, now i guess carlos would have listend vn his father said he had enough
Carlos .
Poor Guy !!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA...