Saturday, September 16, 2006

'I was hungry and u didnt give me to eat ...'

'I was desperate for booze and u didnt offer me'


Americans are funny people
they have PRIDE

a friend of mine was broke, really broke
but she tried to look cheerful

until i realized she hadnt had a square meal for days
it hurt me

i was hurt coz she didnt tell me
what are friends for anyway?






Crashtest Comic said...
Nea:That reminds me of the parable of the horse and the chicken.A chicken was walking by the road when he saw a horse stuck in the mud-pit. "Pull me out, I'll drown!" pleaded the horse.The chicken couldn't pyshically move the horse, so he ran down the road, & found a motorcycle. Using a bungee chord from the back of the bike, the chicken sucessfully towed the greatful horse to safety.A few days later, the same horse is walking past the same mud-pit, and sure enough the very same chicken is stuck in the mud."Pull me out, I'll drown!" says the chicken.The horse says: "Don't worry little friend, I'll save you!"The horse stradles the mud-pit, unfurling his huge schlong-ola. The chicken grabs it and is pulled to safety.The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.(*That's from the Bible, I think.)
4:43 AM

Finding love is as important as finding air. Almost everything we are wanting boils down to us wanting love or us wanting happiness. We think we will find love "out there," so we look for a partner to make us happy. Sometimes we find such a person, and it seems to satisfy our hunger for love at least for a while. It is hard to find lasting love outside. Yet most people keep looking for it out there, and seldom do they look where love always can be found: inside our own hearts.
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This notion of love within us is so easily dismissed as false, or sappy, or mythical that we write it off before we even give it a chance. But it is so vital, so real, and so simple. Finding love is always in inside task.
How do you find love within? Finding love is something to approach properly. Well, in a way you do not have to find it because you are it. A spiritual book called A Course in Miracles says: "Teach only love, for that is what you are." This means to share your true self. Teach not only with words, but also with the fullness of your heart. Your inner most being, you deepest light, is pure love.
You-as-love may not be what you now think of yourself to be. You may feel like you are a mind, a bundle of busy thoughts and random feelings. But this is only the superficial level of "you." Beneath all that, you are love. You are pure light.
The thoughts and feelings at the surface are often your mind's attempt to look for love. They are just part of you, a small part. Usually this search comes in the form of looking outside for a romantic partner. Your thoughts and emotions then are always directed in an outward search. Simply put, your mind believes it will find love out side itself.
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If you cease to look for love outside (usually by truing to find romance or approval), you will still want love, but you will more easily sense it within. Be willing to stop your search all together.
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Which part of you just said that? Or said something similar? Was it the mind or was it the heart that already is love? It had to have been the mind. The simple truth is this: your mind will still search for love, but your heart alone feels it.
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4 comments:

starbender said...

In order 2 fully understand AMERICANS---U would have 2 B one!
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Anonymous said...

Goofy says: An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence.
For 40 mins they shagged like bastards arms and legs going everywhere until they finally fell 2 the floor.
Christ she said "you didnt fuck me like that 50yrs ago!
To which the old man replied "50 years ago that wasn't an electric fence"!






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Crashtest Comic said...

It's not hard to understand Americans.

They're all like big, rich, fat teenagers--

they wanna play GI Joe & get their pp's wet.

Keshi said...

Saby ur hooked on yanks?

Keshi.