Monday, May 08, 2006

This is for oldies


are u miserable bcoz u cant get it up ?
go here http://what2dowithup.blogspot.com/

Yes, its the starbender at it again



Remember me? ("Seven executions")
Remember me? ("I have no remorse")
Remember me? ("I'm 'High Powered'")
Remember me? ("I drop bombs like Hiroshima")

For this one it's the X, you retarded?'Cause I grab the mic and get DOWN, like Syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses, without boundaries
which qualifies me for the term "universal
"Without no rehearsal, I leak words that's controvers'al
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'cause I'll hit yo' ass like the train did that bitch
that got "Banned From TV" -- heavyweight hitter
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco-is-the-motion, we comin' th'ough
Hollow tips is the lead the .45 threw[Sticky Fingaz]

Remember me? ("Throw ya gunz in the air!")
Remember me? ("Slam! Slam!")
Remember me? ("Nigga 'Bacdafucup'")
Remember me? ("Chka-chka-Onyx!")

Niggaz that take no for an answer, get told no
Yeah I been told no/ but it was more like, "No, no, NO!!!"
Life a bitch; met her? fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of,The shit is all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead-a the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta one metal beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence? NOPE! Never leave a shred-ofI got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? PBBBT! You better dead that shit
My name should be "Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-Dat-Shit"
Probably sayin, "He ain't a killer", but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'm-a do to you, have done to you
Got niggaz in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do, cocksuckers? We glock-busters'
Til the cops cuff us, we'll start ruckus and drop blockbusters
'Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us!
I'm gettin wires, niggaz wantin' me dead, wantin' my head
You think it could be somethin' I said? {*echoes*}[Eminem]

Remember me? ("I just don't give a fuck!")
Remember me? ("Yeah, fuck you too!")
Remember me? ("I'm low down and I'm shifty!")
Remember me? ("I'm Shady!")

When I go out, I'm-a go out shootin
'I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to da club, stupid
I'm tryin to clear up my fuckin' image,
so I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin" for six minutes(*click* Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on

I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
in my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
("Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?")
Came home and somebody musta broke in the back window
and stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoats

Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes, two kids, sixteen
with M-16's and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each

And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?
FUCK THAT! PBBT! You faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
and re-appear in hell with a can of gas, AND a match

Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at![Dre] (What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?!
Remember me?!!
Remember me??!

REMEMBER ME!!!!

- Eminem

41 comments:

Keshi said...

**are u miserable bcoz u cant get it up ?

ROTFL!

Keshi.

michele said...

Ha ha saby lol.

Keshi said...

I just got my ass exploded. My ego was the reason for the explosion :(

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol kkalpz loves to be Keshi and wut not!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Im laughing at kkalpz's frustration! HAHAHAHA!

Keshi.

kkalpz said...

Hi

I have a fetish to drive over pavements and kill people. lol.

And very funny Keshi.Im sorry I have an illness that makes me create many ids just to be among the crowd.please accept me as I am. and oh Im addicted to boobs because my family has none.

kkalpz.

Keshi said...

u like Eminem Saby? cool!

oh I see kkalpz has finally accepted his sorry fate :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

I am so dumb at times! but hey I got big boobs to make up for it kkalpz LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Keshi said...

Congrattts on ur 1st year and we will always be here to keep u going...and I really enjoy coming to ur blog..it's a sweet treat for me always and I look forward to reading more from ya!


**we will always be here to keep u going**

hehehehe

Caraf said...

:D

Anonymous said...

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old
son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle
and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.

A few moments passed... "An ambulance just drove by.
"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike..."

"The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked, "How do you
know they are having sex?"

Anonymous said...

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."

saby said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cheesemeister said...

Nothing like a picture of a crusty old curmudgeon giving everyone the finger to let us all know what it means to keep it real!

michele said...

Saby it's great to break the
100 comments barrier,but damn
you sent me through the ringer.

Lady Sappho said...

I'm not even sure what to say! I must be too old - haha. That ... or ... maybe I'm not old enough! Yeah, that's it. I don't know better, since I'm too young. Ah, I feel better already - teeheehee.

starbender said...

Johnny never look'd more sincere!
I guess that could have been his problem!
;}

Known Stranger said...

of my own comign to your page after a long time. hmm sounds interesting though you some time speak highly egoisitc

starbender said...

Saby~ I put up a special post for U Today! Come visit!
:)

Anonymous said...

keshii still blogs?


-Minnie Mouse

saby said...

heyyyyyy Minnie

where the fuck u been ?
i missed u

Anonymous said...

Keshi eats blogg, drinks blogg, pees sblogg, shits blogg

Anonymous said...

and burps blog blubbles too..

Anonymous said...

does your stomach feel lighter when you burp?

Burper in North Carolina

Anonymous said...

How many types of burps are there?

Anonymous said...

The long 10 second belch
The quick short one....quickie
The soda belch...through the nostrils
The Indian belch....GRRRRAAAAOOOWWWWWAAAAAZZZZZZZOOOOOOAAAAAAAAURP

Anonymous said...

burp is called as dekkar

saby said...

the last type is Minnie's

Anonymous said...

saby I like your EARS

Anonymous said...

I like saby's military haircut

Anonymous said...

please tell me they are filled with beautiful yellowish brown wax :)

-Minnie Wax

Anonymous said...

heyyyyy sabyyyy u look japanese aamir khan!

Anonymous said...

riding on a kawasaki bike

Anonymous said...

with havaldar pithaly behind..

Anonymous said...

and pithally's wife behind him with danda

Anonymous said...

LOL

saby said...

wat i look like is not important to Minnie

i am beeg where it counts

wat are filled with beautiful yellowish brown wax Minnie ??

Anonymous said...

you look like an old man with a big long white beard...I am interested in whats in your ears

-Minnie Wax

saby said...

btw my 2 ears u will find grey matter also called brains

most annony mouses have none Minnie

Anonymous said...

grey mixed with yellowish-brown will work...

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