Friday, February 03, 2006

teach them well

You, who are on the road,
Must have a code that you can live by.

And so, become yourself,
Because the past is just a good bye.

Teach your children well,
Their father's hell did slowly go by.

And feed them on your dreams,
The one they picks, the one you'll know by.

Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh and know they love you.

And you, of tender years,
Can't know the fears that your elders grew by.

And so please help them with your youth,
They seek the truth before they can die.

Teach your parents well,
Their children's hell will slowly go by.

And feed them on your dreams,
The one they picks, the one you'll know by.

Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh and know they love you.......

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i owe dis post to wat
Rhiannon said to Kerry



Here are some interesting facts about Mumbai:
1.Mumbai has the impeccable record of highest growth of corruption within a span of 30 years.
2. Mumbai has highest number of illegal bootleggers in Asia,
protected by police.


3. Mumbai has highest number of tobacco chewers and spitters in India.
4. Mumbai has the lowest number of any particular companies in India - they are all gradually and slowly moving out of the city and the state because of corruption.


5. Mumbai has many private colleges, run by politicians to make fortune (not teaching), by asking lakhs of rupees from poor and middle class students foradmission.
6. Mumbai is the only city in the world to have both domestic and international airports having the same name. Even the Central Railway terminus also bears the same name.

7. Mumbai has highest number of inefficient and corrupt public sectors andgovernment organizations in India.
8. Mumbai University has dubious reputation of corrupt practices in teaching, administration and examination. A few of the vice chancellors were caught in the past for such practices.

9. Mumbai has only 40% of local population(i.e.Marathis). Hence a true cosmopolitan with balance 60% consisting of Gujaratis, Taminlians, Kannadigas, Malayalees, Punjabis, Sindhis, Parsis, Bengalis, UPites, Biharis and hailing from other states including foreigners.
10. Mumbai police has the reputation of being the best in the world money can buy.


11. Mumbai has the highest density of non-moving traffic in India. It takes one hour to reach your destination which you can cover by walking in 10 minutes.
12. Mumbai has the highest number of 2-leggers in the world who prefer walking.

13. Mumbai is considered the so-called fashion capital (labelled by page 3 creatures) of east comparable to Paris.
15. Mumbai sportsmen believe that they are best in the world.

16. Mumbai has produced the maximum number of politicians for their fence-sitting attitude.\
17. Mumbai has produced the highest number of professionals who indulge in non-professional activities.

18. Mumbai is famous for THREE: Underworld, extortionists and corrupt politicians.This one is Ultimate.
19. Mumbai is famous for its extortionists and robbers, almost scores of citizens are looted everyday somewhere in Mumbai. Hardly 10% of the cases are reported.\

n So, Mumbai is not only the financial capital of India but also the Corruptioncapital of the world.



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