Tuesday, July 05, 2005

The Real Scoop on Sex ....

I love dis girl-woman ....

Things my Mom (or Aunts or other ladies pretending to be motherly) should have told me! (Which I had to discover myself : )

1) The real orgasm is how you feel after the physical orgasm is over.

2) You can also have sex when you're physically far away from someone.

3) The sexiest wet dream ever is when you dream of making love to yourself. (I wonder if that is lesbian sex?)

4) The only sluts (girls or guys) around are those who pretend to enjoy something they don't and pretend not to enjoy something they do.

5) Pretence is also the single easiest way to ruin your love-life for forever.

6) Concentration is so important when you're making love! The 'dreamy far away' thing just won't work then.

7) And Yes, holding hands can get you pregnant. With something more life-impacting than a baby - a madness that will keep burning inside you for years and years and years. You just never know when this could happen...you just wake up one day and realize its happened.

The real scoop on sex concludes that sex is no more than 'cooperative masturbation' until emotions and feelings are involved, no matter what they are.

And that its better to listen to your own instinct in any moment rather than the many voices of the many sex-advisors we've all been swamped with ever since religion and AIDS were discovered.



posted by Miss Sensuality (refer my side pane)

37 comments:

diffy said...

Was always looking at answers frem de greats!!!

Anonymous said...

Diify,
watch it
u cant take dis girl for a ride
she nos too much

Anonymous said...

Pssst! dat girl from down under took all her suitors for a ride

diffy said...

why do u have to always bring the world crashing on me...ok loll..lissen...u know guys have a g-spot too??

Anonymous said...

i read abt dat
i cudnt find mine


did u find yours?

diffy said...

loll...male anatomy..pic shows...its three inches frem...the...a$$****...mes still waiting to be banged ....

Anonymous said...

perhaps u cud try finding mine
i will try looking for yours

diffy said...

he he...yip picture in reverse..

Anonymous said...

Yeah!
we will show dis miss dat
we men can do wid out girls too

diffy said...

loll..i knew sumone out there wud find me..saby....The truth was out there!!!

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA ......
all our g/f's are gonna burn

Anonymous said...

your place or mine ?

diffy said...

Hmm..my palce...since uz always worried abt dishes...

diffy said...
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Anonymous said...

deal !
i do u
u do the dishes

diffy said...

i while be ard watchin over u tc ..tata

Anonymous said...

heyyy i want yr mail id
and the duplicate keys to yr pad

diffy said...
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Anonymous said...

u kidding me dear ?

diffy said...

wtf?....nupe

Anonymous said...

rite now!
when's the next economy flight?

diffy said...

lol...ok..gtg...tc

Anonymous said...

HEY dIFFY,
U NEEDNT DELETE

Shiv Sena is out of power in Mumbai
gays have nutting to fear

Burfica said...

I was gonna comment, but I think I walked in on the two of you having a hot and heavy session. hehehehe

Kerry M. Conway said...

hi saby...lol

lebian sex...? your writing about lesbian sex now? lol i have been gone to long-sits down-this is going to take some time! lmao

Anonymous said...

Husband asking his wife in bed : Thoda uper, Ab left,
Itna nahi thoda right hoke piche.



Wife : You are fucking me or parking me?

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA......Gasp ...Gasp ...... koff..koff..hohohoho

FUCKS! who is dis annony mouse who is trying to kill me

Keshi said...

hmm I say sex can be really magical ONLY when u love the other person truly and when your hearts and minds are bonded forever with pure and perfect chemistry...else it's just lust, a physical need of any living being.

Keshi.

Jim said...

bonded forever ??
dream on, baby

evryting must change
nutting stays the same

the young become the old

-George Benson
and passion subsides
i shud no
i been married for 24 years
-Saby

and there is dat 7-year itch
its a phase we all go through

both husband and wife
though we try to suppress it
but in vain

Anonymous said...

O' bolo ta ra ra.....



ehehehh......


dafa ho ja yaha see......

De.vile said...

Its time to chuck de.vile out of your sidebar.

If you still havent done that, that is.

Anonymous said...

Saby you sicko Tanvi is of your daughter's age.Have some shame in you.Twice on your blog you posted that you are on hiatus and that you are sick of yourself.What exactly are you sick off?Idiot , you said that you know where to draw the line.This is what you talk,having sex with a 16 year old?

Saby have no respect for woman.
he is a sick el bastardo.dunno what amazes shae.

no control over his tongue and says ino where to draw the line

Anonymous said...

diffy is scared of anony mouse attack on his blog........

Jim said...

TINA is my daughter too
and I love TINA too

Anonymous said...

"Many indeed are the miracles of that time: God crucified; the sun darkened and again rekindled; for it was fitting that the creatures should suffer with their Creator; the veil rent; the Blood and Water shed from His Side; the one as from a man, the other as above man; the rocks rent for the Rock's sake; the dead raised for a pledge of the final Resurrection of all men; the Signs at the Sepulchre and after the Sepulchre, which none can worthily celebrate; and yet none of these equal to the Miracle of my salvation. A few drops of Blood recreate the whole world, and become to all men what rennet is to milk, drawing us together and compressing us into unity."

St. Gregory the Theologian (patron saint of Fr. Gregory)


This extraordinary reference to Easter (this now being the season for the Orthodox) shows just how much the resurrection of Christ means to a Christian. It's the sheer regenerative power of the resurrection which drives this faith, ("a few drops of blood recreate the whole world.") It's not that the resurrection is some sort of way off hope for a believer but rather that the whole Cosmos now has potential for life having been liberated from corruption and death.

Some people can only see corruption and death in the world, (often the eyes do not lie). To be a Christian though is to see the world through God's eyes, not blind to its tragedy but seeing beyond its tragedy to something infinitely more powerful. This faith has sustained Orthodox Christians through incredible hardship and persecution over many centuries. It is a faith that billions have lived and died for. The reason? God in Christ makes all things new. Here is a freedom from corruption and decay that is forged out of Infinite Love ... the most powerful personal reality in the Cosmos. This is the "rennet" (clotting agent) that binds, heals, restores and brings all things into unity. It is life. Eternal life.

As St. Augustine declaimed:- "We are an Easter people and 'Alleluia' is our song!"

Anonymous said...

This is Orthodox Great and Holy Week prior to Pascha (Easter). The Matins of Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday have a general theme, watchfulness, preparedness to receive Christ the Bridegroom when he comes.

This allusion to Matthew 25:1-13 may seem strange. The plain meaning concerns the second coming and yet here we have the reference at the beginning of Great and Holy Week. The reason becomes clear when we consider that Pascha inagurates a New Creation which is the Kingdom of God.

Our watchfulness and preparedness in Great and Holy Week is designed to enable us to enter more deeply into the paschal mystery ... for here, in the death and resurrection of our Lord and God and Saviour Jesus Christ is the Genesis and End of all things. He is the Alpha and Omega of the Cosmos, the suffering King, the wounded Healer, the Bridegroom of this Icon.

Keshi said...

u may be right Saby...but what I'm saying right now is all I know at this stage of my life...I cant think so far ahead when I'd be married for a long time etc etc...

Keshi.