Monday, July 11, 2005

how to kill america and americans ..........

a few tips to OSAMA from Saby Jay Leno


Give the Olympic Games to France

open more indian curry joints in New York

oen up more COKE/ PEPSI out lets in USA
wid water imported from India

ditto wid Mc Donalds and KFC


Make Bush President for life


Make Billy Graham head of the cabinet committee for religious affairs


Outsource more to India and China


Allow caraff to open a school for ODISSI dance in Las Vegas


Flood the book stalls wid KAMASUTRA


and show Mallikka Sherawat and Jackie Chaan trying out the 101 positions,
and saying: 'U can do it too'



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15 comments:

Keshi said...

hehe dun kill any land, just give birth to new ones with new ideas...

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

am too old to give birth
and dont have the equipment either

Janice is doing dat

Anonymous said...

heyyyyyyyyyyy saby!

luk wut I found on pithaly's site
His links are

Slut
Nut

Could he mean..

Slut = Keshi
Nut = Saby

???????

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

101 positions TEMPTING

- Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

Minnie
lets start from the very beginning

when do we do 1 ?

Anonymous said...

DAMN !
Pithalyyyyyy,
u gonna pay

Anonymous said...

u start professor ill follow

Anonymous said...

mujhe sharam ati hai

- Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

kahe ka sharam Minnie darling

sab log karte hain
jo hum karne ja rahe

Anonymous said...

Mumy daddy kya kahenge maria kya kahegi

- Minnie Mouse
(Child bride of saby)

Anonymous said...

There's no problem in life that cannot be solved with a sense of humor and a really cute pair of shoes.

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Anonymous said...

hum bolenge
hum doctor-doctor khel rahe hain

Anonymous said...

yeh jaroor pad li jiye Minnie,
nahi to hum doondte rahenge


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Anonymous said...

Minnie dahling

I may never see tomorrow, there's no written guarantee,
And things that happened yesterday belong to history.

I can't predict the future, I can't change the past,
I have just the present moments to treat as my last.

I must use this moment wisely, for soon it will pass away,
And be lost forever as a part of yesterday.

I must exercise compassion, help the fallen to their feet,
Be a friend unto the friendless, make their life complete.

The unkind things I do today, may never be undone,
And friendships that I fail to win, may never more be won.

I may not have another chance on bended knees to pray,
And I thank God with a humble heart for giving me this day.




If tomorrow never comes I just want to tell you
that you are very dear to me and I love you.