old men shudnt love young girls ..... at least not in dat way .......

and other random tots


feel free to post your random tots too ... u may call me an MC-BC too ..its OK wid me ..if dats the way u feel... just be honest in wat u say ..

guy pics for girls who wont surf...Part 6...
dis is me ..

guy pics for girls who wont surf..Part 5 ...
dis is me ..

guy pics for girls who wont surf..Part 4
dis is me ..

guy pics for girls who want surf...Part 3 ......
dis is me ..

guy pics for girls who wont surf..Part 2...
dis is me ..

guy pics for girls who wont surf Part 1 ....
dis is me ..

how to tell if he is a guy or a momma's boy

dont miss it...its fucking-fan-fantastic


Hey guys

u must visit here http://sexytomatoes.blogspot.com/


u will tank me for it
when u do

u too dewdy. sebia, caraf, and of course Kesh


jeremy and janice will definitely do so
but on the sly

they are under 18




PS: just joking ...wat u saw above were samples of wat u will find here ... but if u stray...u may need parental guidance ...if yr parents are busy call dis old man ... he is harmless

My heroes .......

u guys made me proud to be an indian

the list here is off-the-cuff

Atal Behari Vajpayee - the poet statesman who tried to give the hindu fundamentalists a human face

George Fernandes who cudnt be bought by COKE, he threw out COKE ..we dont need COKE he said

Hey guys, i gotta go now, some one is on my messenger smells like jeremy...she sure smells bad ..she dont bathe and she uses paper uno wat i mean ..........

will add to the list later when i get rid of her


OK..she gone ..wont smell bad no more
told her dont coserve water
water can be re-cycled

but paper cant be !...not toilet paper anyways
when use paper .. u killing trees


she is a nice kid listens to reason.....unlike dat dumb janice
if only she wudnt mix wid the likes of ashes !

Another day in paradise .....
FIRA dont like porn ... he loves BIKES

says the bike to FIRA
'heyy Fira dont tink twice
it's just another day in paradise'





dis shud give the bloke an orgasm
- Saby

WORDS ......

and thoughts ....


COMMUNICATION and PERCEPTION


today's gen uses the FUCK word in communication
and aslo SUXS

WORDS are not good or bad
THOUGHTS are


which now bings us to PERCEPTION

which can be mis-leading
all dat dis old man is trying to say is ...


DIFFY and REX are good guys
and REX is fan-fucking-fantastic !

LOVE ..........

broken heart for sale ......>one broken heart for sale

i gave her all my heart
and she gave me hers

but then she looked inside
and found porn too

dats when she dumped it
in the trash bin


but i need to live
so i picked it up from the trash bin


broken hearts also do heal
so they tell me

dat is true
time is a great healer

but i dunno
if i wll live dat long

Jesus Christ - Super Star
Love you, Jesus


Widout your love
where wud i be

when i feel low
and i need a friend

i no
u will be there for me

all i gotta do
is to call out yr name

and u will be there for me

To all the moms and single moms out there

ur blessed

contrary to wat most ppl think

u have become a mom
bcoz God choose you to be one


and u are a part of His creation plan
ur raising God's children

being a mom may seem like the worst job in the world
carying the guy in yr womb for 9 months
and screaming in pain when he makes his entry into the world

but when its over
all the pain is forgotten

and u have an angel in yr hands
and u put him to yr breast

and as he sweetly sucks on one
his little fingers play wid the other one

and ur in heaven
dis is the initial pay-off

soon u will be changing nappies
while yr man will thumb his nose

he cant bear the smell, and
he just cant figure out how u do it wid a smile

and then u embark on the journey
making dat child into a man or a beautiful wooman

u give all u got to make him/her happy
wid a love dat is unconditional


and his/her first step

and his/her first date

teaching him to cope wid success or failure
and a lot more ....

some times i wish i were a wooman
wid a baby in my arms

Diffy and uno who .............
poor DIFFY

dont resist too much ....
u may not get a second chance

dad ...
dis is the guy i'd like to be

values my dad tot me .....

if i cud only be half the man my daddy was .....

courage / valor

cannons to the left of them
cannons to the right

into the jaws of death
rode the seven hundred

- the charge of the light brigade
(it was a suicide mission ....
dis is why, i respect the jehadis)


Risk taking

if u can gamble all yr fortune at the toss of a coin ....
and loose it all


and start all over again....

then u will be a man, my son

- If - Rudyard Kipling


making friends and keeping them

if yr friend asks u for money
dont give all he asks for

give ... wat u wont ask back
if u ask back, u will loose a friend



a lot more, will add to dis list....
his potrait http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/02/dad.html

most marriages SUXS ........
dis is me ..

grease is wat we miss (me and Mel)
we miss the good old days, when men were men and woomen were lovely

take me .....
dis is me ..

Why do u blogg ?

Vivian wants to no, so do i


Why do u blogg ?

wud like you guys to tell me and Vivan ( http://vivamour.blogspot.com )wants to no too


Why do people blog?
dis is wat Viv has to say

I read an article that said very few people really read other people's blogs. Though I like to do this myself, if very few people do, then why do people pour out their hearts, souls, thoughts, into blogs? I guess it could fullfill some basic human need. Even if you are never sure if another person would ever read your blog you just can't help but express yourself. Maybe I should put up a listening blog and just leave it blank, which means I am listening to you. I could just put up listening posts, like "listening, 1am October 12. " If I have time I would.

Innocence lost .....

and the world came crashing down ....

Heyyyy janice,

it's not serious
if u can laff about it

- Bill Cosby

i was a spoilt kid

i am responsible for my dad's death


i was born poor
my dad was retired when i was born

but i was richer than my brothers
my dad and mom loved me the most

dat is not a good thing
they called me 'baba'

even when i was in college
and my friends too


in college when my folks at home were eating one roti less
to pay my hostel and tuition fees

i was freaking out
living in style

i even forgot to rite home for a while
my dad dropped in to see me at the hostel
he was worried sick

he hugged me so tight
(felt silly in front of me friends)

he left for home
later, a month later
i received mail from my elder brother

dad has been admitted to hospital, he said
nothing serious, just bleeding from the nose

my dad rote too
he said i am OK, dont worry

i didnt
i kept on having a good time

another month later
my brother rote
dad died last nite in hospital

dat letter and my dad's letter
brought tears to my eyes, it still does
(i dont cry easy)


my dad's letter has blood stains on it
he rote

saby, i am OK
dont come home
dont want u to miss your classes

i will be OK

thank God for angels .....

God loves me

i was always very cynical
then some angels from IT came into my life

Now, i am a believer !

I believe in angels
That they're always hovering near
Whispering encouragement
When clouds suddenly appear


Protecting us from danger
And showing us the way
Performing little miracles
Within our lives each day


Yes, I believe in angels
And I'm sure you do too
And I'm convinced that angels
Are always watching over you


God Bless You all!

- for more of this go to www.positivethoughts.com

marriage is no rose garden .....

u gotta give a little...take a little



i beg yr pardon
i never promised u a rose garden

along wid the sunshine
there's gotta be a little rain sometime


- from a song of our gen




marriage can be beautiful, and
marrige can be hell

dont marry a girl for her blue eyes, or
the way her jeans fit

or lust,

'desire ceases to exist
once it is satisfied'
- anonymous

Janice ......
cute aint she ?

hacked into janice's foto album .... found dis ... inviting yr comments ..

sad but true ......
all guys see in a wooman is dis

one day at a time, sweet Jesus ......

is all i am asking for

Lord,

i have seen rain
and i have seen pain

i seen sunny days
dat i tot wud never end

and then
my love said 'good bye'



but, i will survive
wid u by side

one day at a time, sweet Jesus
is all i am asking for

help me to live
just one day at a time

men shud not wear skirts ......
i repeat : men shud never ever wear skirts !

got dis from the Kerry Adams porn collection

heyy guys
dis is the last time iam gonna steal from the melancholy girl (wonder how she got dat name .. dis girl is fun in caps)

u guys visit melancholy girl and steal for your selves
but not her heart ( i already stole dat )

Move over Kesh ....

i found a reason

Move over Kesh

i found another
(she loves porn and me)
i stole her from Rex Venom

just read wat she has to say:


If I found out today that my life would be over by dawn
I would spend my last day here on earth thinking about you.
I would use my final hours and breaths trying to make you smile and laugh.
I would tell you that I love you
and that your friendship has made me a better person.
I would look into your eyes and smile
I would tell you that from the first time are eyes meet
I knew that I loved you;
and that I would spend endless hours
trying to think of things to say to you
that would make you smile...
I'd tell you that I've simply lived my life
trying to show you that you are loved.
and that there has never been a moment
that has passed when I haven't thought of you and smiled too...
I found a reason to smile again;
seeing your smile!
You make my heart float!
I've finally re-found myself and a reason to believe;
I love me; the reason is you...


© Kerry M. Adams

u light up my life when skies are grey .....
dis goes out to NEHA and TANVI .. i cant decide who i love more

who is dis cat dat is stalking Kesh ?....
dis is probably dat muslim guy dat wants to kill me

dis pic is stolen from caloovy elvis
he is a nice guy ... if u can call guys nice guys... me i prefer woomen

feel good .......

feel sad


was really touched by dis (from agony aunt blogg)


Things that make your day
When fiancée who’s a thousand miles away calls in the middle of the day to sing to you.

Things that make you smile
Body of a cow protruding from side of huge dumpster.

Things that make you sleepy
Sister, relating intricate details of life history in the middle of the night.

Things that make you sad
Letting go of people you love because you’ve reached a fork in the road.

Things that make a difference
Knowing that there’s always somebody who cares

true confession posted on post secret
i tink i no who dis is ..

stole dis from the Rex Venom collection....
dis is Jeremy ...

u no ur in love, when ........

all u wanna do is to hold her hand


uno ur in love, when
u look silly

uno ur in love, when
u start loving your mom,
coz she said she loves her mom

uno ur in love, when
the guys call u out for a night in town
and u decline


uno ur in love, when

ur the first one to comment on her post
u set your clock to aussie time
u answer her questionnaire of 50 questions



uno ur really in love when u do it again

uno ur really really really in love, when
guys call u MC-BC and it dont bother u

janice: When Tommorow Starts Without Me

janice: When Tommorow Starts Without Me

Janice (www.janicemumbai.blogspot.com)
hope u will forgive me

i am really touched by dis post ......
need to read it again ... and again...

i have a lot to do ... and very little time left ...
so i am posting stuff ... like there is no tomorrow

dont u worry
i will always be there 4 u
even when i am not around


hope u dont scare of ghosts

citrus: ashes to ashes, dust to dust

citrus: ashes to ashes, dust to dust

just borrowed Citrus' title ...

ASH WEDNESDAY (for all u guys who dont no)... tells u

Vanity of vanities ..all is vanity...

fair and lovely...and face lifts....and boob lifts ....
rinkles and shampoo and dandruff dont matter

yr soul counts .... not body beautiful..

dat means a lot to me ... my body is deteriorating fast ...
lost my grinders ... but i still got me 2 front teeth..

hair is greying but not yet bald ..
got more hair than Pithaly

abt dat guy below the belt
the less said the better


gotta go now b4 the one i love hears all dis ..

Good and Evil ... ....

explained by Pithaly

My langoti dost Pithaly says

Saby,

Uh. You got it slightly wrong.

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The left hand of God is
not the equivalent of
Mammon. See, the concept of Good and Evil is on the
face of it, a little
different here.

The left hand of God is probably most closely
explained with the concept
that Satan was a fallen angel. Which gives hints that
Satan was an Angel.
Also, for Good to exist, Evil exists simulaneously.
Its akin to the
space-time-gravity continuum where, if space and mass
exist, gravitational
field comes into play. without mass, gravity, by
itself cannot manifest
itself.

Evil is there. Constantly trying to push the door and
enter. You cannot
defeat it. You can merely ensure that the door remains
closed.
Misinterpretation of what is "Good", or better still,
"True" is allowing the
force of Evil to be able to push hard enough, so that
a part of the door is
now open, like a crevice. The effects are to be seen
all over the world.

One is not the opposite of the other. Only when the
other is not, can the
one be manifest.


HELP !
if any one can explain dis to me ..i am all ears......

Sacred Space ....

Do someting beautiful before u die


Guys,

if u want to find meaning in your life

click here
SACRED SPACE

NOTE: Pithaly says:


'The real reason George Bush got re-elected, is Janet Jackson's bearing of her breast at the Superbowl last year.
This brought about a wave of indignation, resulting in the "moral values" win.

Wonder what would have happened if she had displayed both breasts. Dictatorship? '

BLOGG DEM REAL FAST .......

TIPS FOR BLOGGERS





heyyy guys to enjoy blogspot
get gmail from google


u can then get Google Alerts
on your email (any email address)

when the mangy's (janice, citrus and Agony)
post some nasty comment on me blogg

i get an alert
i can then check and delete
or hit back real fast



mail me if u want gmail

i got 4 invites wid me left
first come ... first get

i got EXPERIENCE .........

dont do wat i did


i got EXPERIENCE ...

if u read between the lines ... wat i am saying is 'i made blunders'
yeah, experience u get when u make silly mistakes ...

but dat experince is no good for me now... wish i had experience b4 making an ass of me self
so, being a nice guy, i want to tell u wat not to do

i dont tink the young punks of today will listen
but any ways here goes ...

DONT's
dont stare at her tits

dont dance close, if u havent worn tight undies

dont tell her 'i want to marry u' on yr first date

dont criticize her parents, even if justified

dont tink dat she can read yr mind
if u love her tell her so
(make it convincing)

dont be honest .. and dont lie either

if u tink her dress sense is bad
dont say it

tell her u love her as she is
dont tell her u wont to see her as she is

most girls wont reveal her self in the nude to you
unless she is convinced u love her

i got a long list here
but i gotta stop now



DO's

do see dat u dont do the donts



PS: it took me 54 years to learn wat not to do ... we didnt have internet then... we had only PLAYBOY advisor

my clean FRIENDS ....
i clicked the pic.... u wont find me here

KESHI ...... the girl wid the longest hair (bottom left corner)

next to Kesh ..... grinning like an idiot is JEREMY

next to Jeremy ... looking lost is TANVI

now lets go to the top and see the men ...

left is NV (my blog)... he assumes dat Keshi loves him
(how rong can one get! ... the guy she loves is not in the pic)

in the center is DIFFY ... hahahaha ...the guy tinks dat Keshi has flipped for him
(poor DIFFY living in a fool's paradise)

the tall guy to the right is REX VENOM ... he gate crashed ... rest of the family is wondering who he is !

the sweetest girl right in the middle is mom (PREEYA)
the guy on top wid a smirk on his mug is not dad
PREEYA is a single mom

the youngest girl next to Preeya is Janice ... actually she is 27 but wat u see is her mind ... she always grins .... even at funerals ... she is naive .. she tinks she shud be happy coz the guy dat died is in heaven now

the girl next to janice is probably PRITI... or cud be ANNA ... guess we gotta ask REX VENOM who is hugging her so possessively

HOW TO POST PICTURES .........

for dummies



click here
How do I post pictures?


then u must download both PICASA and HELLO

after u done dis .... report back and i will tell u how to proceed

Beeeeg woooman.....
these just cudnt be real

and God made wooman ...
and man went crazy

the girl from Autralaya

Janice, wat u wanted to no abt Kesh but didn’t no how to ask




the girl from Autralaya


Age: she not 39 ….she 17
Gender: can only be sure, if I see her pic …. I havent
Looks: Silly

Religion: Love
Location: Sydney (the gay capital of the World)

Eyes: Never looked into her eyes ….. her other assets are far more compelling
Height: Tall ………… wears heels …
(rather, she invented high heels ! – when her b/f kissed her on the forehead)
Dress: if u see a girl in leather … tight leather jeans encasing a tight ass, leather jacket showing cleavage, knee length leather boots, carrying a whip …and u cant figure out if she is a guy or a gal ….. dats her

IQ: 120
EQ: 300


Lang.:WTF - she talks like a man


Will: very strong
Wont: kiss on the first date hott as hell - don’t need no fore play

Likes: Porn (X)
Dislikes: Porn (XXX)
Loves: her mom (Preeya) and 5 Sisters: Priti, Tanvi, Neha, Dewdy, Sean
Body guard: Anna from Chicago
Hates: Diffy
Moods: unpredictable …. Can be as loving as a cat dat has just littered … but when she encounters creeps …… God help the creep !

Eats: men …… after marinating in vinegar and grilling on a slow wood fire ….like she did to Cyno
Drinks: like a fish
Reads: Sidney Sheldon

Her friends: mostly girls, les, gays (Nikki from Miami), cats, dogs and other dumb animals, and Firacub

Contact: if u want to propose to her, Do it thro’ her blogg …. Her mail box is full ….

New Bible for the 'New Age'

Brand New Bible for the 'New Age'
by Todd ©
"In the beginning there was an infinite expanse composed of nothing. And it came to pass accidentally and then began to form chemical elements. Then, accidentally, it decided to compress itself into a ping-pong ball.

Having done thusly, it verily chose to collapse in on itself to form a pinhead of compact atoms weighing more than 900,000,000,000,000 tons. And then, behold! It decided to blow up, so it did.

"Thereupon it accidentally blew out, evenly, in all directions for 10,000,000 light years and formed a perfect set of several million galaxies, nebulae, and star clusters. All operating with enough precision to set your clock by.

Fortunately, one set accidentally formed a solar system that had all of the necessary elements for producing the kind of life now writing this 'Bible.'

"And it came to pass, after several billion years (give or take several hundred million), the sun decided to accidentally throw out Uranus, Pluto, Mars, Venus, Jupiter, etc., in different sizes at different distances with different atmospheres.

In thus doing, it also accidentally threw out an Earth, which (accidentally) formed water and plants out of molten lava.

After a few billion years (give or take several hundred million, either way), an accidental combination of elements got together and accidentally formed a genetic code chain that could dictate what kind of life would be produced.

Whereupon this accidentally produced a one-celled animal which couldn't produce a two-celled animal (or a three, or four, or five, or six celled, etc., animal).

"And thus it came to pass that over 20,000 species of animals were produced accidentally, to no purpose, and man was one of them.

And evolution took the planaria that it had made from a paramecium, and created a jellyfish and brought it to a nonsexed, neuter, hermaphrodite and called it ~woman.~ (Or protozoa, coelenterata, platyhelminthes, or ctenophora: evolution only knows!)

And evolution said, 'It is not good for the monkey to be alone. I will make a mate for him.' So it accidentally made 'Lucey' for 'Magic,' and he called her 'Baby' because she was taken out of a monkey.

"And after 6,000 years of killing, cannibalism, torture, murder, embezzlement, fraud, famine, Iying, swearing, cheating, stealing, and killing the monkey (or femur, or tarsier, or whatever) accidentally decided he had 'rights' that came from the spermatophytes, thallophytes, bryophytes, and ptendophytes, so he gave himself the right to cheat, abort, swear, lie, misrepresent, steal, pervert, extort, defraud, torture, and kill and called these rights, 'Civil Rights.'

"Today, at the very pinnacle of creation, the monkey (or 'great ape,' or 'hominoid,' or whatever) is 'the measure of all things.' He verily 'hash arrived.'

He now knows why he came into being, accidentally; it was to please himself. At last he hath a goal: to make himself comfortable.

In the next seven years, this will be done by perversion, extortion, rape, drug abuse, Iying, swearing, embezzlement, cheating, cannibalism, terrorism, perversion and killing, evolution willing!

"Even so, may the fittest survive!
Amen! "

i will never grow old ......

My chronological age dont make me feel old...

it is just dat in a couple of years my son will get married and he will have kids of his own ...


and then i will be sleeping wid a grandmother (Julia)

GOD !
i wont be able to cope wid dat

i got bips on my mind
and i m gonna kill jon abraham

is bradd pitt sexy ?
we asked the japanese ..

how to house break your dog
dis is DIFFY

The cat who saw TANVI naked ...

tanks REX

is sex dirty ?

woody allen says ..


Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.


Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you
love.



Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.


My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own.


My brain - it's my second favorite organ.



It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.



Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.



A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.

thy neighbour's wife

BUSH in IRAQ

Pithaly asks

'if your neighbor beats his wife, is it right to set fire to his house and kill his children?

That's what Bush has done to Iraq.'

Love and romance is not for the young alone

a letter to the guys over 50


Hey guys,

dont let the world get u down ..
u love your daughter's friend .... tell her so ...

they will call u a 'dirty old man'
dont listen


ur as young as u feel ....
a beautiful mind is sexy too

wat the fuck !

imnutsincaps: Sex is good

Is God anti-sex ?

i dont tink so

Sex is one of the greatest pleasures gifted to man (and wooman)

the british felt uncomfortable wid sex
so all tinks dat made then tink abt sex was covered

even the legs of the dining table ......

while India celebrated sex ... even worshipped the phallus and the yoni ..
and tot the world how to sex (kamasutra)

wat u tink Diffy ?

God and Love and Sex

God loves me


A religious person draws his/her strength from the conviction dat there is a super power (GOD) who is just and wise and who controls our destiny.

That applies to me also

Now all the great thinkers ……the wise men (?) may consider GOD is a myth…the opium of the masses…..

That is OK with me….. for I have seen GOD in action in my life…. I have seen my emails bounce…then I edit the mails and it goes through… I have seen times when I was dead broke…and I get an income tax refund… my wife has seen this happen…but she rationalizes,….. she tries to find logical explanations. .logic is the creation of the human mind…logic is a myth….

An invention can only be as good as the creator of the invention…

My image of GOD…. whom I refer to as Jesus…names, ..identification labels don’t matter here …u may call Him Allah or Ram or Bhagwan…. He don’t give a damn….

I refer to Him as a classic joker….He makes me see sense by joking with me…… when I get pompous… he lets the air off…. And I stand deflated… like a punctured balloon.... or like when the effects of the Blue Pill wear off…

Jesus (my image of GOD) has also experienced the human condition…... He experienced the pain and suffering…we mortals undergo…He experienced betrayal…. 30 pieces of silver……
So brilliantly portrayed in the passion of Christ……

My image of Jesus is that He is merciful….and does not condemn sinners…He gives them a chance …again and again… to repent ….and to come back ….to the narrow path….. but He gives us the freedom of choice…..

God loves sinners ….. the human mind cannot accept dat…..
he suppped wid tax collectors…
he loved Mary Magdalene ,…the sex worker…..
He says there is greater joy in heaven over one repentant sinner…..the lost sheep……who has returned to the flock…….the prodigal son……

Dat is a very comforting tot …
no matter wat I do …wat I say…the gate is always open…. He never closes the door…. He hurts bcoz i have been wayward….but he waits patiently…he hopes dat one day I will see sense …and return back…..

But He wont force me2……

Jesus is very different from the GOD of the Old Testament…
the old Testament is an obsolete document….. the old Testament wanted us to be God –fearing….. Jesus says God is yr loving father….

I LOVE U JESUS…..