Thursday, February 22, 2007

Jim, the creep awaits your questions


I AWAIT YOUR QUESTIONS...
JUST REMEMBER...NO non sexy questions



idea stolen from an old girl
i love her http://yellowdoggrannie.blogspot.com/

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

saby: ask me any ting
saby: i wont tell no ;lies
gal: zilch

saby: r u a virgin still ?
saby: since u wont ask me
saby: i am not
gal: k

saby: r u ?
gal: NOYB
saby: hehehe

saby: lemme guess
saby: ur not a virgin
gal: keep on guessin

saby: in the ass
saby: who did it ?

saby: lemme guess
saby: the dog
gal: saby behave

saby: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Have a firm handshake

Look people in the eye

Sing in the shower

Own a great stereo system

If in a fight, hit first and hit hard

Keep secrets

Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday

Always accept an outstretched hand

Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference

Whistle

Avoid sarcastic remarks

Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery

Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out

Lend only those books you never care to see again

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have

When playing games with children, let them win

Give people a second chance, but not a third

Be romantic

Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know

Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems

Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for your convenience, not the caller's

Be a good loser

Be a good winner

Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret

When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go

Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born

Keep it simple

Beware of the person who has nothing to lose

Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river

Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets

Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the one's you did

Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them

Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you

Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.

Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes

Once in a while, take the scenic route

Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice

Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.

Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job

Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later

Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you

Become someone's hero

Marry only for love

Count your blessings

Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home

Wave at the children on a school bus

Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people

Don't expect life to be fair.

Anonymous said...

I have a question why are you such
an asshole,is it because your
mom was?

Anonymous said...

I have a question why are you such
an asshole,is it because your
mom was?

Anonymous said...

I have a question why are you such
an asshole,is it because your
mom was?

Anonymous said...

I have a question why are you such
an asshole,is it because your
mom was?

Anonymous said...

I have a question why are you such
an asshole,is it because your
mom was?

Anonymous said...

,dat is only one question
the answer will be delivered on Monday
,

Anonymous said...

if someone does not like whyu ask such questions saby???