Monday, October 30, 2006

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10 comments:

Jim said...

read below

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."

submitted by Jen L.

Anonymous said...

Jolie has atleast done some sort of effort from time to time,what abt the Ms.Universe, she vomitted and almost fainted in a slum in New Delhi....

starbender said...

such publicity stunts!
Guess they gotta keep their names in the news somehow!

:o

Anonymous said...

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad
wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this
time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"

Anonymous said...

sabee the indian shit stain and child molester

Vest said...

Saby the foulmouthed son of a TURD you are in for serious strife soon you pig.