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the catlik church had already raised 20 lakhs to build an extension to the existing church when TSUNAMI hit
a few upright christians suggested to abandon the project and to give the funds collected to TSUNAMI relief
it was turned down (for the greater glory of God?)
today money is being blown up in noise and lights and smoke to celebrate diwali
while farmers in the villages commit suicide
ALLAH- HO - AKBAR
God have mercy for they no not wat they do
understanding Hinduism
http://www.religion-cults.com/Eastern/Hinduism/hindu4.htm
http://hindunet.org/god/summary/index.htm
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There were 4 friends in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. They waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but nobody turned up.
WHY ? - B'cos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed"
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 of them waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days, a week but no car came to their garage.
WHY ? - B'cos their garage was on the first floor.
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi.
WHY ? - B'cos all the four were sitting in the taxi.
All the 4 friends were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge.
WHY ? - B'cos two of them were pushing from front and two from behind.
A muslim woman knocked on my door last night,
I never opened the door,
I just talked through the letter box to see how she fucking likes it!
How to Fix a Broken Bicycle Chain
Chainbreak toolFixing a broken bicycle chain is not as difficult as it may seem. With a chaintool, it's pretty easy to completely replace your chain and get your bike back and running once again.
Steps
Get the right chain. There are basically two types of bicycle chains, the main difference being the width. Show or tell the bike shop what kind of bicycle you use and they'll be able to give you the appropriate chain.
Break or cut the chain to the appropriate length.
Install it on the smallest gear at the pedals and the smallest gear at the wheel to determine what length you will need and that the derailler is not tensioned too much.
Remove a link by pushing the pin almost all the way out.
Break the links apart.
Now that you have cut (or "broken") your chain to the proper length, leave it on the wheel gear and remove it from the gear at the pedals (it's called the chainring). Now you have some slack to reconnect your chain.
Click links back together with the pin facing towards you.
Push the pin back in.
Loosen the new connection.
Once you're done, replace the chain on a few top gear teeth of the chainring and pedal forward.
Tips
If you have a broken chain, you can probably get away with removing a link or two. It is easier to get away with this on a derailleur chain since the tension is variable, but much harder on a one gear bike like a BMX that has no flex in the chain, the rear wheel will have to be repositioned in order for this to work.
The only difference between fixing a broken chain and replacing it, is that you remove the broken link and toss it. If the chain is too short and won't fit, you have to add a link. They don't sell those, so you have to get a link from a spare chain or simply buy and install a new one.
The chain breaker tool is the one tool that will pay for itself. Chains break off at times for no apparent reason. Keep it with you when biking, as it can also help another stranded cyclist.
Always keep an old chain or those extra links left over from a new chain replacement as spares.
If you have one or know where to get one, get a masterlink. These will make it easier to take the chain off the bike so you can work on it and are worth about 2-3 bucks.
Warnings
Check that the rear wheel's chain holder is holding the chain firmly when you put the chain back on. If not, the chain will get caught in between the spiky holder and the wheel, stopping the wheel from moving. The bad thing about this is it would only happen while you are riding.
stop all the celibrations , stop all the sporting event , stop christmas celibration , stop partying , stop rock concerts, stop bollywood movies, stop watching TV because saby thinks by stopping these celibrations poverty can be wiped out , or Is saby wants to say stop celibrating Diwali for we dont know what we are doing , Is that what you meant to say
sorry for pitching in, , hope this is not a cross talk, but, I feel we could reduce the extravaganza and celeberate the festival i8nvolving the needy people, , this friday we celebrated Diwali with children at a home for the disabled children , today evening I am going to celebrate Diwali with children at the Shishu Mandir, a home for tiny tots , who wre there becaues their parents abandoned them, or some other reasons,
I personally feel this is a good way to spread light, and it costs less too , and there is a lot of fun too.
-Sunand
I m already feeling like a dickade
My message is not .....to make noise or create troubles. My message is .....spend money, time so that you enjoy your festivals and in a way help run this system smoothly. If there is a better way to celebrate diwali, let us celebrate it.
The discussion here is not about Diwali creating noise pollution. It was about some few good hearted christians who did well .......against normal people like us bursting fire crackers inspite of some farmers killing themselves.
What I say is, when you are spending money and time buying firecrackers (take the noisy ones out), sweets, cloths etc, not only are you making your life pleasant....you are also helping some people earn their livelihood. They will be proud that they earned it. Too much charity will make people indebted to you. Do you really want you life that way.......I know that it is a very attractive option.
The point of wasting money on crackers is well taken....but mainly because of 'pollution'
Every day of our lives we spend money which is a sort of 'celebration' or which can actually be saved(say on drinking, smoking, partying, lavish marriages, internet...) but can we live without them. Its very difficult.
If you really want to donate.....save money from all the pleasure giving activities and donate.
Take it from me, its the last thing most of us would do.
Diwali is a festival of lights and celebration. It is the one day we express our joy by bursting crackers and getting together with our family. Diwali is one of the things which unites the family members at least once a year. It signifies purity and cleanliness. It signifies wealth and prosperity. It brings joy and smile to our otherwise sad life.
It is for expression of these emotions that we burst crackers.
Only someone insensitive to the sentiments of this holy occaision or someone who has never enjoyed Diwali(or maybe a loner) will find it difficult to understand the spirit of this great occaision.
And people who preach about pollution should:
1) Stop smoking ciggarretes
2) Get their vehicles regularly checked so as to follow atleast Euro-II norms.
3) Stop using their vehicles immediatly if they violate these norms and get them repaired as fast as possible.
Also, since there is growing consciousness about environment, you will find people reducing use of crackers. Just open your eyes and look around. Most of the grown ups burst little crakcers. Only children are more enthusiatstic.
And as it was rightly said, what will happen to families of employees in fireworks factories if we stop?
what will happen to families of employees in ciggarette / beedi factories if we stop smoking?
Poverty can be erased only if the poor person himself want to do so. No amount of donated money will ever achieve that. It can act only as a temporay anesthetic but will NEVER root out the evil.
In Zimbabwe, there were many natives working alongside the whites who managed the farms. These natives pretty much knew the ins and outs of farming, even if the marketing and transporting parts of the job were handled by the white farming managers.
When Mugabe enacted his policies of taking away farm from the whites and giving it away to the natives, he destroyed his country, destroyed his farms and his people now starve when they used to be some of the best fed Africans on the continent.
Poverty is a state of perpetual lack of things. Poverty isn't because you don't have money, not having money is just an outward symptom of poverty.
Charity cannot erase poverty.
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