Saturday, October 14, 2006
see earlier post
A Sardar gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the
>He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
>"What's up?" he says.
>"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
>He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his
>4-year-old son comes up and says: "Papa! Papa!
>UncleDuggi is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
>The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
>screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
>Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet
>"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack
>and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
>Have a nice day!
Posted by Jim at 3:25 PM