Rejoice and be glad ........
it's not the end, it's a new beginning


For all of us, death of a loved one is a painful reality
The intensity of our pain depends upon our relationship
We had wid the deceased person

The disciples of Jesus had to come to terms wid a new reality
They have to accept the fact dat
Jesus who walked along wid them
Taught them
Is no more wid them physically

But by His ressurection
We have a new meaning for our own death

That there is the resurrection of the dead
(Our loved ones are up there, Watching over us, And rooting for us)


Today we are called to be His witnesses
we don’t have to become Christians to be His followers
(Jesus don’t give a damn for the religion stamped on yr passport, or the Crucifix dat some christians wear round their necks)

we can witness to Christ
in our own homes, our neighbourhoods, our work places, our communities.

We are called upon to embrace His values
We have to be Christ alive today

Christ has no body now on earth
But yours

No hands
But yours

No feet
But yours

Yours are the eyes through which He is to look out for the world wid compassion

Yours are the feet wid which He is to go about doing good

Yours are the hands wid which He is to bless us now

- adapted from Fr. Mangamthanath Thomas, ssp

He said he was king ............
he said he was son of GOD

Oh God ...... forgive them for they no not wat they do ......
....

Lord, they mock me .... told them i was king ... they put a crown on my head ..... now they gonna tie me to a post and flog me ... and .... finally they will crucify me like a common thief .....
I.N.R.S.

Mother Theresa ...... the saint of the slums ....
John Paul II loved her

"Viva il Papa".

ur still fit, if u have the spirit

the Pope just want quit
it is a tradition
Popes dont retire

it is a job
they have chosen to do until death

He was asked to retire, if he wishes to
He said 'if Jesus had chosen not to carry His cross, I cud have retired'
or someting to dis effect, dont remember the exact words

a lesson here for guys who have taken VRS
and are living the good life

Now, go to
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/08/pope-accepts-church-faults.html

the last supper ....
today is PASSION SUNDAY, starting today begins HOLY WEEK .... a hike to calvary wid a heavy CROSS and finally being nailed to the same cross

CORRUPTION ,...... the cancer in India ...

Anna Hazare


if India is to be saved
ex-service men like Anna Hazare must enter into public life

The Defence services is the only institution dat is relatively free
of dis cancer

though TEHELCA.com did expose the higher rungs in the establishment
the jawans are still pure

the jawan who has seen his comrades die in battle
cannot be bought

we need more guys like Anna Hazare
and Baba Amte

JAI HIND !

i just found out i am Karin Saby ....
dis is me ..



i always tot
i had a small deek

now i realize
i have a large clit

Woomen: a few tips for your safety ......got dis from Mel ......

how to kick him where it hurts most .......

Hi Crew!!!! *Hugs* Please read this and copy and paste it-it's very important to share this information with all the women in your life!!!!!

*Big Hugs*

~Mel

Subject: Through a Rapists EyesImportance: High

A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts.

1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women whose clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off and can be easily overpowered.

4) The time of day men are most likely to attack and rape a woman is in the early morning, between 5 and 8:30 a.m.

5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked at is grocery store parking lots. Number two is office parking lots/garages. Number three is public restrooms.

6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.

7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.

8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time consuming.

9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands. Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.

10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk, I can't believe it is so cold out here or we're in for a bad winter. Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a lineup, you lose appeal as a target.

11) If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes), yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

13) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh -- HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts.

14) After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told ourinstructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, & he's out of there.

15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

AFTER YOU READ THIS, FORWARD THIS TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW, IT'S SIMPLE STUFF BUT IT COULD SAVE HER LIFE.If you have daughters please share this with them. LaVert D. Seabron Department of Homeland Security Customs and Border Protection Enforcement Systems Branch Project Lead 703-286-4618

posted by Meloncholy

WOOMEN ON TOP .........

or the hand dat rocks the cradle rules the world


Woomen of today
are smarter than the men i say

wanna no why they are smarter?

read
http://kadams734.blogspot.com/2005/03/national-girlfriends-week.html#comments

or click on WOOMEN ON TOP above

MUMBAI HAD A MILD TREMOR at 15:15 hours IST

just putting on record dat i love all u guys (shud i die tonight) ... even u FIRA



IF I KNEW
>
> If I knew it would be the last time
> That I'd see you fall asleep,
> I would tuck you in more tightly
> and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.
>
> If I knew it would be the last time
> that I see you walk out the door,
> I would give you a hug and kiss
> and call you back for one more.
>
> If I knew it would be the last time
> I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
> I would video tape each action and word,
> so I could play them back day after day.
>
> If I knew it would be the last time,
> I could spare an extra minute
> to stop and say "I love you,"
> instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.
>
> If I knew it would be the last time
> I would be there to share your day,
> Well I'm sure you'll have so many more,
> so I can let just this one slip away.
>
> For surely there's always tomorrow
> to make up for an oversight,
> and we always get a second chance
> to make everything just right.
>
> There will always be another day
> to say "I love you,"
> And certainly there's another chance
> to say our "Anything I can do?"
>
> But just in case I might be wrong,
> and today is all I get,
> I'd like to say how much I love you
> and I hope we never forget.
>
> Tomorrow is not promised to anyone,
> young or old alike,
> And today may be the last chance
> you get to hold your loved one tight.
>
> So if you're waiting for tomorrow,
> why not do it today?
> For if tomorrow never comes,
> you'll surely regret the day,
>
> That you didn't take that extra time
> for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
> and you were too busy to grant someone,
> what turned out to be their one last wish.
>
> So hold your loved ones close today,
> and whisper in their ear,
> Tell them how much you love them
> and that you'll always hold them dear
>
> Take time to say "I'm sorry,"
> "Please forgive me," "Thank you," or "It's okay."
> And if tomorrow never comes,
> you'll have no regrets about today.
>
>
>
>

no ego probs .........
dis is JESUS

i confess .... i am an ass guy too .... love asses
dis is me ..

dat dumb mangy jan marilyn ......
tanks FUNKY FREDDY .... he a nice guy devile ... i misjudged him ....

FIRA THE CUB, am gonna crucify u ..........

u gonna pay FIRA .......


all u guys out there in blogland.... FIRA is dead meat now ....
the looser blocked me out (and DORKO did the same)

these guys did the unpardonable ... trying to censor the net ...
am gonna follow FIRA wherever he goes .... wid a carving knife... and i wont be cutting fore skin only....

Dating ... do's and dont's....

got dis from DORKO ..... her bro tinks she is one ...


The NRI Gujju community shud see dis ... go to :

http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/web/toons/toons_detail.jsp?id=toons_retro_datingdosdonts

sex is funny and noisy if ur a turtle ....
or if u have a rickety bed ....

In praise of the mature wooman .....

dis is my dream girl ..

of Sons and Lovers ..... ...

and INCEST ...


it's WOOMEN's DAY to day
if u love yr mom, show it

if she is a widow,
u must love her more

woomen dont cease to be sexual beings
when hubby dies

she too longs for huggs and kisses
and not just on valentine's day

as a son u suckled on her breast for 3 moths or more
and for 9 months, u were in her
she misses those days

and it's quite natural
yr wanting to kill yr dad
when he hurts her

if the world calls it incest
it dont matter
does it ?

u must love her

why do some men hate woomen ? ..... ...

it usually happens at IT chat ...



Some guys are woomen haters
usually hapens when they cant get it up

and some woomen are real nasty
when dis happens
they tease and taunt the poor guy


it happened to me too
but the wooman i was wid

was the sweetest girl on earth
she said 'hey saby dont worry

it happens to most guys
on the first time'

dont feel bad abt it

and she dressed up
in her gown and
made coffee for us both


she got me at ease again
and when the coffee was over

i said 'hey i can do it now
and i did'


i will never forget dis first love-sex
went to college

when i got back after 5 years
she was no more


i cried !


PS: it was paid sex
but she was no prostitute
she was not much to look at
but she was the most beautiful girl i ever nown

PPS: there was no AIDS in my day
all my pals got expeience dis way
so when we did decide to get married

we saw the whole wooman
not just her tits and ass
and we married the wooman
who was worth spending the rest of our lives wid

TRUE LOVE .....

it aint no sacrifice ...


Prince Charles and Diana
had a fairy tale wedding

but dat wasnt true love


Charlie tells the press
I just wanna be her tampoon

and dat my friend is True Love


wat Prince Charles had told the world
is dat he loves her

and he dont give a damn
wat Great Britain, The Church of England, and
The Queen Mother, his mother tinks

He just proved the sincerity of his words
He got married in a civil marriage

in the process
breaking 100 hundred years of tradition


Now, i look back at My India
and the indian guy


who cant get married
coz his mom dont approve

coz she is Muslim/ Christian and/or
cant and wont pay dowry

i love the Rex wid a Venom .......

its not Rex really .... its his friends ....and he is a truly hetero guy ... not a single guy friend ....


American woomen,

u guys tot me to say it like it is
if u have the hottz for dat austrayalayan
just tell her, says Mel

but i aready told dat to Diffy

i found Joy

now i am born again



hey Kesh, Mel, Joy .... its not u guys
its some one i met very recently ...


go to http://imnutsincapstoooo.blogspot.com/2005/03/i-found-wooman-i-love-i-found-joy.html

and its definitely not the devile wooman
and its not Janice, either


sorry Jan,
i was hoping it wud be u

i love america ...

and it's not just bcoz mel lives there


America is the melting pot of many cultures
unfortunately some in the Gujju NRI community

live in a ghetto
they still want to remain bhartiya naris

in dis community virginity is a priced community
they are the highest prized whores

u want their cherry
u gotta marry them

these marriages are very often arranged
by their parents

hey Mel see
Dilwale Dulhaniya le layenge - a Sharukh Khan

by the way, Mel
u see Sharukh Khan
Tom Cruise will be history

yeah the austraylayan girl
loves SRK, so do i
dats how we bonded


they marry at age 24
until then their vagina's are surrounded by cobwebs

OK, bye Mel
i gotta run now

if i intend to stay alive
like Jon Travolta

les is more ..........

got dis from one of REX VENOM'S friends ...... .



It’s not much longer now, nineteen days in fact, until I see Her again.
I won’t be dreading having to get up at four in the morning, to go to the airport, so I can get there for the six thirty flight.
I’ll be tired, but won’t give in, even on the four hour flight.
My heart will be racing with excitement, and my smile will be so big.
She’ll be waiting at baggage, with a luggage cart.
I know that She will have the same cute grin on Her face, that She had the first time W/we met.
I will run into Her arms, give Her a big hug, and kiss each of Her cheeks….saving the real hello kiss for in the car.
On the long drive from the airport to Her house, I know we will hold hands tight,….and talk about this and that.
When W/we get to Her house, I know we will go to O/our room….
She will say, step back let me look at you.
I will obey.
I will step back, turn around, and smile at Her.
She will only nod Her head, which will be my cue….to remove the clothes, that I know, I will have picked out days before.
I know She will be naked before I am done.
Already be sitting on O/our bed.
She will say come, and I will….. I will crawl up onto the bed, and to Her.
W/we will make passionate love….continuing where W/we left off on O/our last visit.
This is exactly where W/we were the last time, on O/our bed…
intertwined.
Loving, caressing, playing, laughing, cuddling, kissing, licking ….tasting…..savoring O/our time together.
Then W/we will sleep in each O/others arms, resting up....
for the next ten days of...
Loving, caressing, playing, laughing, cuddling, kissing, licking ….tasting…..