Friday, January 21, 2005

a true friend

a true friend

I just been castrated … I always tot I was attractive to the fairer sex …..

But reality SUXS

I figure dat at 90% probability I will die at or b4 I touch 65
bcoz of self abuse (ciggies and booze) …… Jeremy ru listening ?

any ways …I plan to rock the boat b4 I die…..

till now I only propounded my theories to Willie .. a guy very close to me in the real world ..

he is a true friend .. told him dat I got the hottz 4 his wife ..
he laffed …

said Willie…’lets make a pact …
if he dies b4 me … I look afer his wife all her needs (sexual included)

and if he outlives me …he wud do likewise …’.

The pact has been signed.

7 comments:

Keshi said...

You're disgusting Jules...how low is this?

Keshi.

saby said...

disgusting ? ... low ?....
Hey Kesh,
dis is honesty
dis is beautiful

u want widows to shave off their hair .... and wear sack cloth 4 the rest of their lives ?

saby said...

or ru suggesting Sati ?

Keshi said...

saby I dont mean that widows should shave and perfomr sati LOL! Neither should you have feelings for the other man's wife when he's still alive...

Keshi.

diffy said...

lol...geez...u have been castrated....dude...wid...two women to take care...add on cash-tration also...they gonna render ye financially impotent too....

saby said...

Hey Kesh
i have feelings for u .... strong ... hard feelings ... do u tink they will just vanish when u bcome another man's wife ?

saby said...

Well, I set my monkey on the log
And ordered him to do the Dog
He wagged his tail and shook his head
And he went and did DIFFY instead
He's a weird monkey, very funky.

- Bob Dylan