Tuesday, January 25, 2005

i was born beautiful


my foto
not a recent foto

me much beeger now....all over

8 comments:

Keshi said...

jeeeeez jules! This foto looks like child molesting proof - u sure look cute but not the rest, and u shudnt be posting it...lol...if u know wat I mean :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

...and one more thing Jules...why r u so blo(g)b-sessed?? Gosh u write like 5 posts a day and I aint gonna comment in all of em...ok??

Juts slow it down mann lol!

Keshi.

Jim said...

Gonna beat u to the blo(g)oscars, Kesh

diffy said...

ummm...If 'L'... WAS...the length of the famous.. saby 'cylinder'....i jus hope ...fer jeremiah's sakes...the 'L' has now become the..'r' of one of the bases..

lol?

Jim said...

Heyyy
diffy !... cut it out

dis is a decent blogg site..
if u wanna post such stuff go to CYNO's blogg

i just cot u wid yr pants down !

SHAME !...SHAME !

diffy said...

you are special..lol..

Jim said...

The Nine Commandments of Caption Writing
I
f you write captions, listen here:

1. Don't state the obvious. We can see that he's waving, that they're shaking hands, that she's sitting at her desk. Tell us something we don't know. If there's nothing to tell, tell nothing.

2. Don't state the obvious. If Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-Mass.) is the only one in the picture speaking, don't write:

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-Mass.), center, speaks at a charity dinner.
If Buster Brown and his dog, Tighe, are pictured, don't write:
Buster Brown, left, lives in a shoe.
Man and pet, man and woman, person and cartoon character -- probably don't need the directions. Don't laugh. I got a caption from one of my best editors recently that referred to:
Diana Ross, top, and SpongeBob SquarePants


-excerpts from Tony D'Costa www.craigdcosta.blogspot.com
PS: He cant spell.....
he is s nutty journalist .. i tink

Anonymous said...

One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously. At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."