Tuesday, January 25, 2005
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i wish to pass on my tots to the younger gen. I also want to keep my self up-dated on wat is cool and wat is not ... as perceived by dis gen. If i were to be born again, i wud want to be a mother or a teacher in junior school. The fate of dis world depends on the values imbibed by the little ones today.as a public blogg we are exposed to annony mouse attacks. We do not exercise censorship or accept liability for these comments. 'BULL SHIT - All i wanna do is to have some funn before i die'
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'if u love somebody, tell him/her today - tomorrow may be too late' - Saby --> 'Make dis world a better place Castrate one mouse today' - and I kick ass.
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8 comments:
jeeeeez jules! This foto looks like child molesting proof - u sure look cute but not the rest, and u shudnt be posting it...lol...if u know wat I mean :)
Keshi.
...and one more thing Jules...why r u so blo(g)b-sessed?? Gosh u write like 5 posts a day and I aint gonna comment in all of em...ok??
Juts slow it down mann lol!
Keshi.
Gonna beat u to the blo(g)oscars, Kesh
ummm...If 'L'... WAS...the length of the famous.. saby 'cylinder'....i jus hope ...fer jeremiah's sakes...the 'L' has now become the..'r' of one of the bases..
lol?
Heyyy
diffy !... cut it out
dis is a decent blogg site..
if u wanna post such stuff go to CYNO's blogg
i just cot u wid yr pants down !
SHAME !...SHAME !
you are special..lol..
The Nine Commandments of Caption Writing
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f you write captions, listen here:
1. Don't state the obvious. We can see that he's waving, that they're shaking hands, that she's sitting at her desk. Tell us something we don't know. If there's nothing to tell, tell nothing.
2. Don't state the obvious. If Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-Mass.) is the only one in the picture speaking, don't write:
Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-Mass.), center, speaks at a charity dinner.
If Buster Brown and his dog, Tighe, are pictured, don't write:
Buster Brown, left, lives in a shoe.
Man and pet, man and woman, person and cartoon character -- probably don't need the directions. Don't laugh. I got a caption from one of my best editors recently that referred to:
Diana Ross, top, and SpongeBob SquarePants
-excerpts from Tony D'Costa www.craigdcosta.blogspot.com
PS: He cant spell.....
he is s nutty journalist .. i tink
One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously. At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."
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