got dis from DORKO ..... her bro tinks she is one ...
The NRI Gujju community shud see dis ... go to :
http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/web/toons/toons_detail.jsp?id=toons_retro_datingdosdonts
Thursday, March 10, 2005
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Monday, March 07, 2005
of Sons and Lovers ..... ...
and INCEST ...
it's WOOMEN's DAY to day
if u love yr mom, show it
if she is a widow,
u must love her more
woomen dont cease to be sexual beings
when hubby dies
she too longs for huggs and kisses
and not just on valentine's day
as a son u suckled on her breast for 3 moths or more
and for 9 months, u were in her
she misses those days
and it's quite natural
yr wanting to kill yr dad
when he hurts her
if the world calls it incest
it dont matter
does it ?
u must love her
it's WOOMEN's DAY to day
if u love yr mom, show it
if she is a widow,
u must love her more
woomen dont cease to be sexual beings
when hubby dies
she too longs for huggs and kisses
and not just on valentine's day
as a son u suckled on her breast for 3 moths or more
and for 9 months, u were in her
she misses those days
and it's quite natural
yr wanting to kill yr dad
when he hurts her
if the world calls it incest
it dont matter
does it ?
u must love her
Sunday, March 06, 2005
why do some men hate woomen ? ..... ...
it usually happens at IT chat ...
Some guys are woomen haters
usually hapens when they cant get it up
and some woomen are real nasty
when dis happens
they tease and taunt the poor guy
it happened to me too
but the wooman i was wid
was the sweetest girl on earth
she said 'hey saby dont worry
it happens to most guys
on the first time'
dont feel bad abt it
and she dressed up
in her gown and
made coffee for us both
she got me at ease again
and when the coffee was over
i said 'hey i can do it now
and i did'
i will never forget dis first love-sex
went to college
when i got back after 5 years
she was no more
i cried !
PS: it was paid sex
but she was no prostitute
she was not much to look at
but she was the most beautiful girl i ever nown
PPS: there was no AIDS in my day
all my pals got expeience dis way
so when we did decide to get married
we saw the whole wooman
not just her tits and ass
and we married the wooman
who was worth spending the rest of our lives wid
Some guys are woomen haters
usually hapens when they cant get it up
and some woomen are real nasty
when dis happens
they tease and taunt the poor guy
it happened to me too
but the wooman i was wid
was the sweetest girl on earth
she said 'hey saby dont worry
it happens to most guys
on the first time'
dont feel bad abt it
and she dressed up
in her gown and
made coffee for us both
she got me at ease again
and when the coffee was over
i said 'hey i can do it now
and i did'
i will never forget dis first love-sex
went to college
when i got back after 5 years
she was no more
i cried !
PS: it was paid sex
but she was no prostitute
she was not much to look at
but she was the most beautiful girl i ever nown
PPS: there was no AIDS in my day
all my pals got expeience dis way
so when we did decide to get married
we saw the whole wooman
not just her tits and ass
and we married the wooman
who was worth spending the rest of our lives wid
Saturday, March 05, 2005
TRUE LOVE .....
it aint no sacrifice ...
Prince Charles and Diana
had a fairy tale wedding
but dat wasnt true love
Charlie tells the press
I just wanna be her tampoon
and dat my friend is True Love
wat Prince Charles had told the world
is dat he loves her
and he dont give a damn
wat Great Britain, The Church of England, and
The Queen Mother, his mother tinks
He just proved the sincerity of his words
He got married in a civil marriage
in the process
breaking 100 hundred years of tradition
Now, i look back at My India
and the indian guy
who cant get married
coz his mom dont approve
coz she is Muslim/ Christian and/or
cant and wont pay dowry
Prince Charles and Diana
had a fairy tale wedding
but dat wasnt true love
Charlie tells the press
I just wanna be her tampoon
and dat my friend is True Love
wat Prince Charles had told the world
is dat he loves her
and he dont give a damn
wat Great Britain, The Church of England, and
The Queen Mother, his mother tinks
He just proved the sincerity of his words
He got married in a civil marriage
in the process
breaking 100 hundred years of tradition
Now, i look back at My India
and the indian guy
who cant get married
coz his mom dont approve
coz she is Muslim/ Christian and/or
cant and wont pay dowry
i love the Rex wid a Venom .......
its not Rex really .... its his friends ....and he is a truly hetero guy ... not a single guy friend ....
American woomen,
u guys tot me to say it like it is
if u have the hottz for dat austrayalayan
just tell her, says Mel
but i aready told dat to Diffy
American woomen,
u guys tot me to say it like it is
if u have the hottz for dat austrayalayan
just tell her, says Mel
but i aready told dat to Diffy
Friday, March 04, 2005
i found Joy
now i am born again
hey Kesh, Mel, Joy .... its not u guys
its some one i met very recently ...
go to http://imnutsincapstoooo.blogspot.com/2005/03/i-found-wooman-i-love-i-found-joy.html
and its definitely not the devile wooman
and its not Janice, either
sorry Jan,
i was hoping it wud be u
hey Kesh, Mel, Joy .... its not u guys
its some one i met very recently ...
go to http://imnutsincapstoooo.blogspot.com/2005/03/i-found-wooman-i-love-i-found-joy.html
and its definitely not the devile wooman
and its not Janice, either
sorry Jan,
i was hoping it wud be u
Thursday, March 03, 2005
i love america ...
and it's not just bcoz mel lives there
America is the melting pot of many cultures
unfortunately some in the Gujju NRI community
live in a ghetto
they still want to remain bhartiya naris
in dis community virginity is a priced community
they are the highest prized whores
u want their cherry
u gotta marry them
these marriages are very often arranged
by their parents
hey Mel see
Dilwale Dulhaniya le layenge - a Sharukh Khan
by the way, Mel
u see Sharukh Khan
Tom Cruise will be history
yeah the austraylayan girl
loves SRK, so do i
dats how we bonded
they marry at age 24
until then their vagina's are surrounded by cobwebs
OK, bye Mel
i gotta run now
if i intend to stay alive
like Jon Travolta
America is the melting pot of many cultures
unfortunately some in the Gujju NRI community
live in a ghetto
they still want to remain bhartiya naris
in dis community virginity is a priced community
they are the highest prized whores
u want their cherry
u gotta marry them
these marriages are very often arranged
by their parents
hey Mel see
Dilwale Dulhaniya le layenge - a Sharukh Khan
by the way, Mel
u see Sharukh Khan
Tom Cruise will be history
yeah the austraylayan girl
loves SRK, so do i
dats how we bonded
they marry at age 24
until then their vagina's are surrounded by cobwebs
OK, bye Mel
i gotta run now
if i intend to stay alive
like Jon Travolta
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
les is more ..........
got dis from one of REX VENOM'S friends ...... .
It’s not much longer now, nineteen days in fact, until I see Her again.
I won’t be dreading having to get up at four in the morning, to go to the airport, so I can get there for the six thirty flight.
I’ll be tired, but won’t give in, even on the four hour flight.
My heart will be racing with excitement, and my smile will be so big.
She’ll be waiting at baggage, with a luggage cart.
I know that She will have the same cute grin on Her face, that She had the first time W/we met.
I will run into Her arms, give Her a big hug, and kiss each of Her cheeks….saving the real hello kiss for in the car.
On the long drive from the airport to Her house, I know we will hold hands tight,….and talk about this and that.
When W/we get to Her house, I know we will go to O/our room….
She will say, step back let me look at you.
I will obey.
I will step back, turn around, and smile at Her.
She will only nod Her head, which will be my cue….to remove the clothes, that I know, I will have picked out days before.
I know She will be naked before I am done.
Already be sitting on O/our bed.
She will say come, and I will….. I will crawl up onto the bed, and to Her.
W/we will make passionate love….continuing where W/we left off on O/our last visit.
This is exactly where W/we were the last time, on O/our bed…
intertwined.
Loving, caressing, playing, laughing, cuddling, kissing, licking ….tasting…..savoring O/our time together.
Then W/we will sleep in each O/others arms, resting up....
for the next ten days of...
Loving, caressing, playing, laughing, cuddling, kissing, licking ….tasting…..
It’s not much longer now, nineteen days in fact, until I see Her again.
I won’t be dreading having to get up at four in the morning, to go to the airport, so I can get there for the six thirty flight.
I’ll be tired, but won’t give in, even on the four hour flight.
My heart will be racing with excitement, and my smile will be so big.
She’ll be waiting at baggage, with a luggage cart.
I know that She will have the same cute grin on Her face, that She had the first time W/we met.
I will run into Her arms, give Her a big hug, and kiss each of Her cheeks….saving the real hello kiss for in the car.
On the long drive from the airport to Her house, I know we will hold hands tight,….and talk about this and that.
When W/we get to Her house, I know we will go to O/our room….
She will say, step back let me look at you.
I will obey.
I will step back, turn around, and smile at Her.
She will only nod Her head, which will be my cue….to remove the clothes, that I know, I will have picked out days before.
I know She will be naked before I am done.
Already be sitting on O/our bed.
She will say come, and I will….. I will crawl up onto the bed, and to Her.
W/we will make passionate love….continuing where W/we left off on O/our last visit.
This is exactly where W/we were the last time, on O/our bed…
intertwined.
Loving, caressing, playing, laughing, cuddling, kissing, licking ….tasting…..savoring O/our time together.
Then W/we will sleep in each O/others arms, resting up....
for the next ten days of...
Loving, caressing, playing, laughing, cuddling, kissing, licking ….tasting…..
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