This S#%t drives me CRAZY!!!: Who'd a Thought???#comments#comments

This S#%t drives me CRAZY!!!: Who'd a Thought???#comments#comments

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i love my secular india

..[edit] Humanitarian work
Jolie first became personally aware of worldwide humanitarian crises while filming Tomb Raider in poverty-stricken and widely mined Cambodia. According to Jolie, "I discovered things about what's happening in the world... Cambodia was really eye opening for me."[36] Deeply affected by these experiences, she eventually turned to UNHCR for more information on international trouble spots. In the following months she agreed to visit different refugee camps around the world to learn more about the situation and the conditions in these areas. In February 2001, Jolie went on her first field visit, an 18-day mission to Sierra Leone and Tanzania; she later expressed her shock at what she had witnessed.[37] In the coming months she returned to Cambodia for two weeks and later visited Afghan refugees in Pakistan where she donated $1 million for Afghan refugees in response to an international UNHCR emergency appeal.[38] She insisted on covering all costs related to her missions and shared the same rudimentary working and living conditions as UNHCR field staff on all of her visits.[37] Impressed by her interest and devotion in the subject, UNHCR named her a Goodwill Ambassador on August 27, 2001 at UNHCR headquarters in Geneva, despite her warning that her controversial public image might shed a negative light on the U.N.[39] In a press conference Jolie explained her motives for joining the refugee agency:

We cannot close ourselves off to information and ignore the fact that millions of people are out there suffering. I honestly want to help. I don't believe I feel differently from other people. I think we all want justice and equality, a chance for a life with meaning. All of us would like to believe that if we were in a bad situation someone would help us.[37]


Jolie talking to displaced children in Ardamata camp, West Darfur.
During her first three years as Goodwill Ambassador Jolie concentrated her efforts on field missions, visiting refugees and internally displaced persons (IDPs) all around the world. Asked what she hoped to accomplish, she stated, “Awareness of the plight of these people. I think they should be commended for what they have survived, not looked down upon.”[40] In 2002 Jolie visited Tham Hin refugee camp in Thailand and Colombian refugees in Ecuador to take a closer look at the “Western Hemisphere's most severe humanitarian crisis”.[41] She and US Secretary of State Colin Powell opened events to celebrate World Refugee Day 2002 on June 20 in Washington, D.C.[42] Jolie then went to various UNHCR facilities in Kosovo and paid a visit to Kakuma refugee camp in Kenya with refugees mainly from Sudan. UNHCR's Representative to Kenya, George Okoth-Obbo, praised her “presence, just to bring some joy into what is undoubtedly a hard life for many of the people here”.[43] She also visited Angolan refugees while she was filming Beyond Borders in Namibia.
In 2003, Jolie embarked on a six-day mission to Tanzania where she traveled to western border camps, hosting Congolese refugees and she paid a week-long visit to Sri Lanka, where she saw the post–war conditions in northern Sri Lanka. Jolie again attended World Refugee Day on June 20 in Washington, D.C., and later concluded a four-day mission to Russia as she traveled to North Caucasus to learn about all aspects of UNHCR's operations in the region. Concurrently with the release of her movie Beyond Borders in October 2003 she published Notes from My Travels, a collection of journal entries that chronicle her early field missions (2001-2002). All her proceeds from the book went to UNHCR. During a private stay in Jordan in December 2003 she asked to visit Ruwaished camp in Jordan's remote eastern desert, 70 km from the Iraqi border. The camp hosted some 800 people who had fled Iraq during the U.S.-led invasion and later that month she visited Sudanese refugees near the Egyptian capital in Kilo Arbaa We Nus.
On her first U.N. trip within the United States, Jolie went to Arizona in 2004, visiting detained asylum seekers at three facilities and the Southwest Key Program, a facility for unaccompanied children in Phoenix. With the humanitarian situation in Sudan worsening, she flew to Chad in June 2004, paying a visit to border sites and camps for refugees who had fled fighting in western Sudan's Darfur region. Four month later she returned to the region, this time going directly into West Darfur to learn about the situation of thousands of IDPs. She stressed the need for security and access to displaced people's home villages at a press conference in the Sudanese capital, Khartoum. On June 18, 2004 she and US Secretary of State Colin Powell met again in Washington to launch the three day events of World Refugee Day.[44] Also in 2004 Jolie visited Afghan refugees in Thailand and on a private stay to Lebanon during the Christmas holidays she visited UNHCR's regional office in Beirut, as well as some young refugees and cancer patients in the Lebanese capital.

Jolie and Condoleezza Rice attending World Refugee Day 2005.
With increasing experience, Jolie became more involved in promoting humanitarian causes on a political level. Since 2005 she has attended the World Economic Forum in Davos, announcing the formation of a Council of Business Leaders with UNHCR's Deputy High Commissioner, Wendy Chamberlin, in 2005, and participated in the panel discussion Human Rights: Reduced to Charity? in 2006. Jolie also began lobbying humanitarian interests in Washington, D.C. where she met with congressmen and senators at least 20 times from 2003.[39] She explained in Forbes:

As much as I would love to never have to visit Washington, that's the way to move the ball.[39]

Among others, she pushed for The Unaccompanied Alien Child Protection Act in reaction to her previous visit to facilities for asylum seekers in Arizona. On March 8, 2005 Jolie took part at a National Press Club luncheon in Washington, D.C. where she promoted the bill and in support of it announced the founding of the National Center for Refugee and Immigrant Children, an organization that provides free legal-aid to asylum-seeking children with no legal representation which Jolie personally funded with a donation of $500,000 for its first two years. The Unaccompanied Alien Child Protection Act eventually passed in December 2005. Jolie also pushed for a bill to aid 70 million vulnerable children in the Third World which was signed by President Bush in November 2005, but so far no funding has been granted.[39] In addition to her political involvement, Jolie began using the public’s interest in her to promote humanitarian causes through the mass media. In May 2005 Jolie filmed a MTV special, The Diary Of Angelina Jolie & Dr. Jeffrey Sachs in Africa, portraying her and noted economist Dr. Jeffrey Sachs on their trip to Sauri, a remote group of villages in Western Kenya. There, Sachs's United Nations Millennium Project team is working with locals to end poverty, hunger and disease. In September 2005 Jolie was named the new spokesperson for the clothing line St. John starting in the Spring of 2006. The deal includes the start-up of a charity headed by Jolie which will focus on children's issues and causes. On October 24, 2005 Jolie attended the First Annual Benefit Gala for the Worldwide Orphans Foundation, where she pledged to partner with the WHO to treat children in Ethiopia who have been orphaned by AIDS and are HIV positive. She also announced her plan to support the WHO's Pediatric HIV/AIDS Clinic in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia and pledged an initial grant. In September 2006 Jolie announced the founding of the Jolie/Pitt Foundation which made initial donations to Global Action for Children and Doctors Without Borders of $1 million each.[45]
Jolie visited Pakistani camps containing Afghan refugees, in May 2005 and she also met with Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf and Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz. She returned to Pakistan with Brad Pitt during the Thanksgiving weekend in November to see the impact of the October 8 Kashmir earthquake. They met many quake victims as well as President Musharraf. In 2006 Jolie and Pitt flew to Haiti and visited a school supported by Yéle Haïti, a charity founded by Haitian-born hip hop musician Wyclef Jean. Jolie also arranged a deal with People allowing them to print the first picture showing her visibly pregnant in exchange for a $500,000 donation to Yéle Haïti.[46] During a two-month stay in Namibia, as she awaited the birth of her daughter, Jolie promoted the Global Education Week in an interview with NBC and she also took part in a conference call with UK Chancellor Gordon Brown who has pledged an extra $16 billion towards universal free education. Jolie has worked with Senator Hillary Clinton since 2005 to get the Education for All bill approved by the U.S. Congress.[47]
Jolie has received wide recognition for her humanitarian work. On October 24, 2003 she was the first recipient of the new created Citizen of the World Award by the United Nations Correspondents Association. Cambodia's King Norodom Sihamoni awarded Jolie Cambodian citizenship for her conservation work in the country on August 12, 2005; she has pledged $5 million to set up a wildlife sanctuary in the north-western province of Battambang and owns property there.[48] On October 12, 2005, Jolie was awarded the Global Humanitarian Award by the UNA-USA.[49].

will some one please send me an invitation to ORKUT
.INDIAN BLOGGERS WORLDWIDE
go here http://indibloggies.org/blog/ .

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1. Bad: You find a a porn film in your son's room. Worse: You're in it.
2. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.
3. Bad: Your husband's a cross-dresser. Worse: He looks better than you.
4. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.
5. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman.
6. Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your son "borrowed" it.
7. Bad: Your wife is sick. Worse: Of you.
8. Bad: Your unit only measures out to be 2 inches long. Worse: Erect!!
9. Bad: Your husband has become a playboy. Worse: Centerfold.
10. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband.
11. Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually.
12. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in unexpectedly.
13. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.
14. Good: Your boyfriend's on a diet. Bad: So he'll fit into your clothes.
15. Good: Your daughter practices safe sex. Bad: She's eleven.
16: Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: She's 350 pounds.
17. Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown.
18. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home.
19. Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.
20. Good: Your wife just experienced her first orgasm. Bad: With the postman.
21. Good: Your wife's got a flat stomach. Bad: And a matching chest.
22. Good: Your wife's got large breasts. Bad: And a matching ass.
23. Good: Your wife reminds you of your mother. Bad: In bed.
24. Good: Your girlfriend's got soft, long, blond hair. Bad: Under her arm.
25. Good: Your daughter's boss raves about her work. Bad: He's a pimp.
26. Good: Your son just graduated from high school. Bad: He's 27.





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Halloween, Thanksgiving and Purim

.Halloween, Thanksgiving and Purim

What’s a religious holiday and what’s a secular holiday? Even though banks and post offices are closed on December 25, I think most people would recognize that Christmas is a religious holiday. Its status as a “national holiday” does not render it secular; that’s just for the convenience of the overwhelming majority of people in this country.

What about Thanksgiving? (Sorry, Canadians, you’re going to have to work with me on this one. I don’t know enough about Victoria Day or Dominion Day to work them in and I spent my whole “holiday research” budget on Halloween.) Why do so many Jews, including many Orthodox Jews, celebrate Thanksgiving? Doesn’t that have Christian roots, as well?

Well, actually, no. It doesn’t. Despite the fact that it was instituted by the Pilgrims, Thanksgiving is not a religious holiday. Its motivation is to thank G-d for the freedoms we enjoy in America. This is a sentiment shared by citizens of all religions. It is a celebration unique to this country and not associated with any religious group. While there are those Rabbis (Rav Hutner, for example) who opposed any holiday based on the secular calendar as “not Jewish,” a majority (Rav Henkin, Rav Moshe Feinstein, Rav Soloveitchik, et al) did not prohibit commemorating Thanksgiving (although Rav Moshe did discourage it for particularly pious people).

So what’s Halloween? Is it a secular holiday like Thanksgiving or a religious holiday like Christmas? The answer lies in its origins.

2,000 years ago, the Celts lived in what is now Ireland, Scotland, the United Kingdom and France. Their new year began on November 1, which for them marked the end of summer and the onset of winter. They believed that the barrier between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred on the night of October 31 as their calendar changed. Spirits of the dead were believed to roam the earth, causing havoc. The Celts also believed that the presence of these spirits enabled the Druids, their priestly class, to predict the future.

October 31 was called Samhain (pronounced sowen) meaning “summer’s end,” after the god of the same name, whom the Celts believed imprisoned the sun god for the winter. To commemorate the day, the Druids built bonfires and the people dressed in costumes made of animal heads and skins.

The Romans had conquered the Celts by 43 CE. They ruled for 400 years and combined two of their own holidays with Samhain. One was Feralia, a holiday commemorating the dead. The other was the holiday honoring Pomona, the goddess of fruit and trees. (Pomona’s symbol was an apple and this is part of the origin of the custom to “bob for apples” on Halloween.)

By the 800s, Christianity had spread into the Celtic lands. The Church was having some trouble getting people to stop celebrating their old pagan holidays, so they decided to assign Christian holidays to coincide with them. November 1 was designated “All Saints Day,” honoring martyrs and saints. October 31 was the eve of All Saints Day, “All Hallows Eve” (from which came the name Halloween). In 1000 CE, November 2 was designated All Souls Day, honoring the dead. Collectively, the three day festival from October 31 through November 2 was called “Hallowmas.”

All Souls Day in England featured parades. During these festivities, the poor would beg for “soul cakes,” which they received in exchange for promises to pray for the donor’s dead relatives. The Church encouraged the practice of soliciting soul cakes to replace the practice of leaving food out to appease wandering spirits. This, of course, is the source of the modern “Trick or Treat.”

Dressing in costume comes from the Celtic tradition of dressing up in animal skins (as described above) and from a European custom. People were afraid that they would encounter ghosts if they went out on Halloween. They dressed up and wore masks to disguise themselves so that the spirits would mistake them for other ghosts.

Halloween traditions were popularized in America in the latter half of the 19th century by Irish immigrants fleeing the great potato famine of 1846. By the middle of the 20th century, “trick or treating” had become associated with vandalism. Harmless mischief perpetrated on those who refused gifts of food or money had grown into acts of property defacement and felonious assault. It continues to be that way in many places today.

It’s ironic that many Fundamentalist Christian groups object to Halloween because of its pagan origins. The same superimposition of Christian holidays over existing pagan holidays was accomplished with Lupercalia (St. Valentine’s Day), Eostre (Easter) and Yule (Christmas).

So what is the origin of Halloween? It’s a combination of Celtic, Roman and Christian holidays. All three are distinctly non-Jewish. No matter how you look at it, Halloween is not a secular holiday.

If you want the joy of dressing up in costume and distributing candy, try Purim. They dress up in costumes to trick spirits; we dress up to commemorate how G-d operated “behind the scenes.” They say “trick or treat” or, in other words, “give me candy or I’ll throw these eggs at your house.” We give gifts of food to our friends and gifts of money to the needy in joyful celebration of G-d’s goodness. Halloween, according to its roots as Samhain, Feralia and All Souls Day, celebrates death. Purim celebrates life in that G-d saved us from our enemies.

Feel the need to put on a costume and eat candy? Try Purim, the “anti-Halloween.”

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fanatic christians

http://www.truthbeknown.com/naked.htm

"It's a group of fanatic Christians who are destined to take over America for the purpose of establishing a theocracy, much like the Taliban in Afghanistan. It's designed to teach children to kill whoever will not convert. They must kill all 'Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gays and anyone who advocates the separation of church and state.'"

bye bye love, bye bye happiness

she was my baby until he stepped in
i wish u LOVE

Happy Birthday girl

today is my sis in laws bday

i wish her blue skies and sunny days
twinkling stars and golden moons

may u always smile dat dazzling smile
u will never grow old


i wanted to buy u a present
but i am broke











here is the gift to u http://www.geocities.com/Athens/5484/gibran.htm

Hellppp - i got laid

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From the dirty dozen

when men go to war they are laying their life down for their country

u gotta give dem all dat they want: wine, woomen and song

before u send dem to the front

conventional morality dont apply to these brave men

Hard Talk

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the catlik church had already raised 20 lakhs to build an extension to the existing church when TSUNAMI hit

a few upright christians suggested to abandon the project and to give the funds collected to TSUNAMI relief

it was turned down (for the greater glory of God?)

today money is being blown up in noise and lights and smoke to celebrate diwali

while farmers in the villages commit suicide

ALLAH- HO - AKBAR

God have mercy for they no not wat they do

understanding Hinduism

http://www.religion-cults.com/Eastern/Hinduism/hindu4.htm

http://hindunet.org/god/summary/index.htm

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the dumbest thing on a man is his dick. it has a head with no brain, it hangs around 2 nuts, and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

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i am a Jesus freak

"You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.' But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well."
-Matthew 5:38-40

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."
-Matthew 7:1-2

"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye."
-Matthew 7:3-5

"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it."
-Matthew 7:13-14

"Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy."
-Matthew 5:7

"You are the light of the world. A city on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven."
-Matthew 5:14-16

"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven."
-Matthew 5:43-45

"When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
-Matthew 6:5-6

"For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins."
-Matthew 6:14-15

"After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen."
-Matthew 6:9-13

"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also."
-Matthew 6:19-21

"No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money."
-Matthew 6:24

"Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than food, and the body more important than clothes?"
-Matthew 6:25

"Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?"
-Matthew 6:27

"Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, the door will be opened."
-Matthew 7:7-8

"So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you."
-Matthew 7:12

"Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock. But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash."
-Matthew 7:24-27

"What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul?"
-Matthew 16:26

"And he said: 'I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.'"
-Matthew 18:3-4

"Do not murder, do not commit adultery, do not steal, do not give false testimony, honor your father and mother, and love your neighbor as yourself."
-Matthew 19:19

"Jesus answered, 'If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.'"
-Matthew 19:21

"Then Jesus said to his disciples, 'I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.'"
-Matthew 19:23-24

"And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first."
-Matthew 19:29-30

"'Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?' Jesus replied: '"Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind." This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: "Love your neighbor as yourself." All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.'"
-Matthew 22:36-40

"Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.' They also will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?' He will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least among you, you did not do for me.'"
-Matthew 25:41-45

"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
-Matthew 5:3

"Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted."
-Matthew 5:4
"Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth."
-Matthew 5:5
"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled."
-Matthew 5:6
"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God."
-Matthew 5:8
"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God."
-Matthew 5:9
"Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
-Matthew 5:10

"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you. "
-Matthew 5:11-12

"You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'Do not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.' But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment."
-Matthew 5:21-22

"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.' But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
-Matthew 5:27-28

"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."
-Matthew 5:29

me

here is who i am truly
i am not dogmatic

i have no dogma
to judge others

i am not solomon or God almighty
i have only one belief

God loves me
and He wants me to love the whole goddam world
widout being judgemental

God has no religion

saby

i dont need no rituals, i dont need no funeral rites, i dont have the money for a coffin and the grave space, i plan to do dis http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2006/07/netra-dan-and-deha-dan-late-sri-gothe.html , why waste good money on an old man ?

i like to do it my way, no matter wat the bible says, no matter wat u tink, i dont give a damn

I came upon a child of god

He was walking along the road

And I asked him, where are you going

And this he told me

Im going on down to yasgurs farm

Im going to join in a rock n roll band

Im going to camp out on the land

Im going to try an get my soul free

We are stardust

We are golden

And weve got to get ourselves

Back to the garden

Then can I walk beside you

I have come here to lose the smog

And I feel to be a cog in something turning

Well maybe it is just the time of year

Or maybe its the time of man

I dont know who l am

But you know life is for learning

We are stardust

We are golden

And weve got to get ourselves

Back to the garden

By the time we got to woodstock

We were half a million strong

And everywhere there was song and celebration

And I dreamed I saw the bombers

Riding shotgun in the sky

And they were turning into butterflies

Above our nation

We are stardust

Billion year old carbon

We are golden

Caught in the devils bargain

And weve got to get ourselves

Back to the garden

Joni Mitchell Lyrics

happy diwali guys

elections are round the corner

VOTE BUSH
- Osama http://images.google.co.in/imgres?imgurl=http://fixco1.com/xbush911.jpg&imgrefurl=http://fixco1.com/bush911.html&h=550&w=492&sz=21&hl=en&start=16&tbnid=MuVQLJT3_x8KIM:&tbnh=133&tbnw=119&prev=/images%3Fq%3D9/11%2B%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

u dont die before your time, so dont try

i am a failed Xecutioner
i tried to slash my rists to find an artery
hit a vein instead

i told a 6.5 footer off
told him boxing fans orgasm at the sight of blood
i had forgotten he nos where i live
little did i no he was a boxer too

numerous times it was just a split second dat saved me while crossing the tracks on the indian railways

i been pushy with my lover too
called her silly, a dumb blonde, a loosa
dat last hurt her most
americans are weird

but u dont die before your time
and your lover will remain your lover
if it was meant to be

dane dane par likha hain
khane wala ka nam

Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge

LOVE AND SEX and PORN

dis post is to dispel the myths created by Keshi in her current post
http://www.time.com/time/archive/collections/0,21428,c_sex,00.shtml

Full Moon Rising: The Cheesemeister's Blog of Fresh and Freaky Fun and Foolery: An Original Meme

Full Moon Rising: The Cheesemeister's Blog of Fresh and Freaky Fun and Foolery: An Original Meme

Dis is how other male bloggers see me: the dirty old amn

Dis is how Karen sees me: The sensuous dirty old man

the PJ's i am most like: underwear, notty and sensuous

tings i like to do: flirt with married women and little girls

my ambition: to own a harem of wicked women

my dream: to be at WOODSTOCK again, if it happens

first kiss

see earlier post



A Sardar gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the
>bedroom.
>He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
>"What's up?" he says.
>"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
>He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his
>4-year-old son comes up and says: "Papa! Papa!
>UncleDuggi is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
>The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
>screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
>Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet
>floor.
>"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack
>and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
>
>Have a nice day!

Bestest blog

On the Net:
http://bestestblogofalltime.blogspot.com/2006/10/bestest-blog-of-day-10072006.html

SHIT
Keshi didnt qualify

3tings

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>Three things in life that may never be lost -
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> Peace
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> Hope
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> Honesty
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>Three things in life that are most valuable -
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> Love
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> Self-confidence
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> Friends
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>Three things in life that are never certain -
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> Dreams
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> Success
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> Fortune
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>Three things that make a man/woman -
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> Hard work
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> Sincerity
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> Commitment
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>Three things in life that can destroy a man/woman -
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> Alcohol
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> Pride
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> Anger
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>Three things in life that, once lost, hard to build-up -
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> Respect
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> Trust
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> Friendship
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>Three things in life that never fail -
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> True Love
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> Determination
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> Belief
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>"To love without condition,to talk without intention,to give without
>reason, and to care without expectation....is the heart of a true
>friend.... "




Some Realties of Life
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>"U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife
or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
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> >There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
> >There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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> >Three dreams of a man:
> >To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
> >To be as rich as his child believes.
> >To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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> >Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
> >If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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> >What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
> >Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
> >Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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> >The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
>it
> >can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut
> >
> >


So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:



Is it the right time?



Is anyone watching?



Does your partner even want to?



Is your breath fresh?



And the big question...



Should you use some tongue?




Then you lean in and just go for it!!!