Tuesday, July 04, 2006

semi finals at 12:30 AM IST

Germany in tears as Italy moves to the finals.
In the last 4 minutes of extra time
Italy scores 2 goals

God wants Mumbai to watch the semi-finals tonoght at 12:30 AM IST
its raining cats and dogs here
schools/ colleges shut

office goers cant get to work
trains disrupted
so have a drink and sleep the afternoon to wake up for the semi-finals at 12: 30 AM

Germany vs Italy


GenNext FAQs

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i gott dis from Fr Anil

We All Need a Tree…..to hang up our troublesI hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse,and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric drill quit and his ancient one ton truck refused to start. While I drove him home, he sat in stony silence. On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands. When opening the door he underwent an amazing transformation. His face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave his wife a kiss.Afterward he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do earlier. "Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure, those troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children... So I just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home and ask God to take care of them. Then in the morning I pick them up again." "Funny thing is," he smiled," when I come out in the morning to pick 'me up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember hanging up the night

its Fr Anil again
he is a jolly good fella


cheesemeister said...

I guess I'm first for once! Well, maybe twice.
Was Keshi getting horrible comments like you do? It's no wonder she went to comment moderation! You have a thicker skin than I do, no way I could put up with it!

Anonymous said...

commenting on you own site
again you are cheesemeister
you rat boy
i would just love to give you
a baseball bat enema
you sick little shitstain

Anonymous said...

but then how can you being
a lower caste shit stain

saby said...

the olive skinned Italians screwed the blonde Germans to enter the finals

saby said...

Pope Benedict's prayers didnt work
God is an italian

Anonymous said...

and you are a jackass

Anonymous said...

thank god he's not an indian
we all be screwed

Anonymous said...

shit stain
that's all you ever heard
shit stain
you lowly little ugly turd

saby said...

i am not Indian
i am GOAN u asshole

and PORTUGAL will win the World Cup

Anonymous said...


saby said...

Shit is born in the ass hole
u ass hole

Jim said...

dis turd dont no his geography
ignorant bastard turd

he dont no his ma

Anonymous said...

a so called goan is lower than
anybody on this earth
you're aiming for the bottom
hey rat boy
you're still a lower caste
shit stain no matter what you
choose to call yourself

you didn't even understand
a shit stain by any other name is still a shit stain
by your response
goan shit stain try to find a
school to attend

Anonymous said...

here he goes into his multiple
personalities i'm out of here

saby said...

i booted him out
and he says i am outta here

as if he had a choice

saby said...

again i get the gender rong
dis surely must be Michele

women cant fight