Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Portugal vs France today


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Anonymous said...

Before Vest and Mich arrive here.

Today's Lesson is for them :)

You both can thank me later.



How to Deal With Being in Prison


You broke the law and after a trial, you were found guilty and given prison time. You will spend most of your time in a locked building with people that have done as bad or worse than you. If you behave, it might go easier on you. Nonetheless, you will have to make the best of it if you are going to survive.



Steps
Do not cry, show fear, or a vulnerability publicly. Doing so will quickly make you a target for other prisoners.
Learn to play spades, chess, or hoops as it makes the time go by faster.
Get a prison job which will keep you occupied as the days pass by.
Read a lot. They have a library there so use it. Catch up on your reading.
Consider writing as well. Letters to friends and family, fictional short-stories, and poetry can make time pass a bit faster.
Brace yourself for the social dynamics of prison. There are certain ways to behave towards others if you want to get by:


Do not become a 'punk' (girlfriend). While becoming a punk might give you some fleeting, temporary protection from other inmates, you will be a virtual slave to one. Punks are used and abused. They are traded away in card games and sold for cigarettes. It is not a path to long term survival in prison.
Do not snitch. If you see something illegal or violent, walk away and do not divulge any information if questioned later. Being known as a snitch will make bad things happen to you. (Of course, you have to decide whether your fellow inmates or the authorities are more dangerous. If you're questioned and lie to the jailkeepers, you can get in serious legal trouble.)
Stick up for yourself or you will be turned into a punk. It's better to get into a fight and lose than to be seen cowering or placating. Your reputation is more important than your desire to avoid pain, so guard it with your life. Ultimately you should avoid any confrontation if you can, but if you can't avoid one, react quickly and with aggression.
Stay to yourself, keep your mouth shut and don't tell anyone about your personal life or family. Do not discuss either religion or politics. In other words, don't put your business out on the street. At the same time, don't get involved in other inmate's business.

Recognize that nights are the worst. You will miss your family, and freedom. You will probably cry, so stifle it into your pillow so no one will hear.



Tips
Tear up the return address from your incoming mail. Other inmates will write to your friends and family if given a chance.
Don't get caught up in a jailhouse romance. The last thing you need is to be getting involved in a relationship.



Warnings
Do not admit or discuss any crime against a minor. Child molesters, abusers and murderers are considered the lowest forms of life in prison and subject to frequent attacks. If you are convicted of a crime against a child, insist on being placed in Protective Custody immediately. You won't be able to hide the nature of your crime in a general population prison for long. You risk your life when (not if) other prisoners find out.
Do not gamble, unless you can pay your debts. They will use violence and stop at almost nothing to get what is due to them.
Remember, you are in a house of thieves and liars, and should not believe very much of anything you hear. Do not trust other inmates except in cases where there would not be serious consequences for doing so. I.e. make careful choices regarding your "friends" and your location at any given moment of the day.
Avoid drug use in prison. Drugs use while providing a temporary escape will lead to other problems.

Anonymous said...

jailhomies particularly like little boys dressed in sailor outfits.

Anonymous said...

vest dontcha forget to wear some perfume before you go to jail. The seagull stench in jails is bad enough. Be kind.

Anonymous said...

waiting for vest....

saby said...

FUCK Vest
ditto Michele

cheer PORTU GAL

Anonymous said...

;) said...
HALLELUJAH!!!!!!

finally someone kicked germany;s ass OUT

i was travelling :( couldnt see it blow for blow

also while i was travelling brasil (losers) disappointed everyone and got kicked out by france.

im rooting for portugal too

do you know any nice spicy portuguese things to chant while they're playing?

************muaahhhh

5:16 PM


saby said...
Olá Hi
Bom dia Good morning

Boa tarde Good afternoon

Boa noite Good night
Como está? How are you?

Muito bem, obrigada
Very well, thanks

Obrigada Thanks (for a woman)

Obrigado Thanks (for a man)
Adeus Goodbye

Tchau Bye
Até logo See you later

5:26 PM


saby said...
chants

"Portugal Allez, Portugal Allez"?

"Por-tu-gal!" Por-tu-gal!"

uma equipa belissima,
uma equipa fantastica,
es a nossa fe,
Portugal allez!!!


then switch to Konkani

Patloon kad re teche fodiacho

di re di re teka bonkan

5:39 PM

saby said...

heyyyyyyy ;)

Jennifer (Missy Lady Sapho) and Miranda missing u like crazy


me too

Anonymous said...

me too

nice_mouse

Lady Sappho said...

Thanks for the invite to see the bikini story. BTW, my name is not Jennifer. Will you EVER get this stuff right? - haha

Anonymous said...

look under a rock
it's a roach
it's a slug
no it's chemo saby
able to stink up a room in seconds

the only time he bathes
his family puts in a tub
and takes turns pissing on him
he likes it too
and thanks them when it's over

Anonymous said...

fellow bloggers lets send
this camel toe bitch a
Care Package
items he needs most
1. soap>never mind he'll just
stick it up his ass so his
uncle will have an easier time
screwing him

2.listerine>never mind he'll never
stop eating his aunt>which is
causing the fish breath

3.deodorant>never mind he'll
stink anyway >that's what
shit stains do

4.enemas>never mind it won't help
this bitch will always be full
of shit

scrap/abort the care package

Anonymous said...

being in prison
you better brush up on that

you have all the signs
of being a child molester

i wouldn't be surprised if
you weren't holding a 12 year
old in your cave
i wish i could help her

payback is a mother
you'll get yours

Anonymous said...

being in prison
you better brush up on that

you have all the signs
of being a child molester

i wouldn't be surprised if
you weren't holding a 12 year
old in your cave
i wish i could help her

payback is a mother
you'll get yours

Anonymous said...

being in prison
you better brush up on that

you have all the signs
of being a child molester

i wouldn't be surprised if
you weren't holding a 12 year
old in your cave
i wish i could help her

payback is a mother
you'll get yours