Tuesday, April 04, 2006

'we no wat u searching for'


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NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element : WOMEN

Symbol : WO+

Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.

Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.

!! WARNING !!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.

BE CAUTIOUS ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD


-posted by known stranger
www.vaishnav.blogspot.com

14 comments:

Known Stranger said...

oh my good ness... with such a photograph. certainly it will offend some one. thanks for advtersing my page how ever.

Anonymous said...

g(. .)gle

Anonymous said...

oogle

Anonymous said...

Hi saby pls help me...My boyfriend really likes to watch porn.... I wouldn’t say he’s addicted or anything, and he wants us to watch together, but I’m not into it.... We have a good sex life otherwise, and I want to figure out a way to make this okay, but some of my friends say that it’s not normal to watch porn when you’ve got a girlfriend, and even if it is, I don’t know how I can get into it.....

Keshi said...

lol Saby nice one!

**PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.

I can u'stand u now..lol!


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Duniya mein chutiyon ke kami nahi ghalib, ek dhoondo, hazaar milte hain

saby said...

Wah ! Wah !
kya baat hain chutiya

Anonymous said...

LOL

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

lol .. old one!

da pic was good tho ! ;p

Anonymous said...

A father asked his 10-year-old son Saby if he knew about the birds and the bees.

“I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me!”

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

Saby sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’ speech. At seven, I got the ‘There’s no tooth fairy speech. When I was eight, You hit me with the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech.’

If you’re going to tell me that grown-ups don’t really get laid, I’ll have nothing left to live for!”

Anonymous said...

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.

While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply. Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, “The women would say, ‘What a terrible tragedy’ and I would nod my head and say, ‘Yes, it was.’ The men would then ask, ‘Can I borrow that mule?’ and I would shake my head and say, ‘Can’t. It’s all booked up for a year’.”

saby said...

My friend sent this to me after reading the element woman in turn.
let us enjoy the fact of man.


Element Name: MAN

Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, ageing samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell

how is this???

courtesy. - http://carmalin.blogspot.com/

saby said...

SHIT
i love my mom inlaw
she is hott

Keshi said...

**Usage: None known

lol thats so true..

Keshi.