great and not so great pick up lines

the female to male ratio is deteriorating
u need to brush up on your pick up lines
if u live in India

here are some

HE: Havent we met before?
SHE: No, tank God

HE: u look lovely
SHE: i no, but i cant repeat the compliment

HE: Is this seat vacant?
SHE: It is, but if u sit there, this seat will be vacant

HE: if i told u, u have a beautiful body .....


OK guys. End of tutorial
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded, and in a booming voice the Lord said,"Because you have tried to be faithful to me, I will grant you one wish".

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormity of the undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it will take! It will nearly exhaust all the natural resources. It is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me".

The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my girl. How she feels inside, what she's thinking when she's silent? Why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how to make her truly happy".

The Lord replied, "You want four lanes or six on that bridge?"

INVITING NOMINATIONS

http://assholeregistry.blogspot.com/2005/08/assholes-nominated-investigation_12.html