Thursday, April 06, 2006

count your blessings


I am Thankful :

FOR MY WIFE MARIA
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH AN ANNONY MOUSE

FOR MY HUSBAND SABY
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER TINA
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT AT THE DISCO

FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I H AVE A HOME

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..

FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM

FOR T HE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE


AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME

AND SPECIALLY FOR Fr. ANIL
WHO STILL LOVES AND CARES FOR ME
THOUGH I ENJOY BLASTING THE CATLIK PADRES AND THE CATLIK CHURCH

Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!
AS I LAFF AT U SILLY GUYS
--

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
-Ethel Barrymore (1879-1959)

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angels nights said...

well said

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Aww .. that was cute.

Anonymous said...

Excellent Saby!

u wrote this?

saby said...

IDIOT !

its a forward from Fr Anil

Keshi said...

lol Saby u make me laugh with ur comments :):)

Nice FW...

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

in god eyes we are all sinner trying to make our life as close to god's as we can to prefect over
way's to enter int the kingdowm of heaven