We gotta move on
Life must go on
one ting about loving many woomen
when one says good bye
it dont hurt much
but in all such situations
it is important not to turn bitter
tink of the good times not bad
tink of the happy not sad
and sing a song
just sing a song
and make it simple
for evryone to sing along
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/singasong.htm
I will survive ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wisdom_of_Crowds
But woomen have it bad ...
Go here http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/10/poor-woomen-in-ugly-mans-world.html
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Saby, check this out:
The Bible Society in Australia has produced a translation of the Bible in SMS version. "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth. Da earth waz barren, wit no 4m of life; it waz unda a roaring ocean cuvred wit dRkness", are the beginning verses of the SMS version.
The version - all 31,173 verses of the Bible in text message, can be accessed free of charge from the SMSBible Setup program. Double-Clicking on the file when it has arrived and following the on-screen prompts will take one through the paces.
According to Michael Chant, the society's spokesman the aim was to help to spread the word of God. They wanted to open it up for people of all ages, backgrounds and interests, and the text message version was a logical extension of that.
It allegedly took one person about four weeks to convert the Old and New Testaments of the International Contemporary English Version of the Bible to SMS lingo. The society maintains that it remained true to the grammar, changing only the spelling. Sending the entire Bible would take more than 30,000 text messages. Senders will be charged standard SMS costs for sending messages via their own carrier.
The site says, "SMSBible allows you to send Bible verses of your choice together with your own personal message (up to about 150 characters total) to groups of people. Each verse is translated into 'SMS Language' - the full Contemporary English Version (CEV) with a modern twist! True meaning and order of words retained - 100% faithful to original text."
The site goes on to say, "The purpose of this program is to provide a tool to the Christian community which will assist and encourage engagement with the Word of God."
Pithaly
gimme the site address please
i wish to contribute
do they use the F-word too, like i do?
http://www.biblesociety.com.au/smsbible/download.html
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Seems to me you are dying.
http://www.biblesociety.com.au/
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TANKS,
i love u guys
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Begone De Vile,
am not dying
i have been born again
ever since the Austrayalan kicked me in the pantz
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what was in the pants?
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she kicked me in the rear, ASSHOLE!
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one two... this mess I see...
two three ...is so much fun for deville n me...
three four...you thought u were going around...
four five...nice to see you down in the ground...
five six...your rear is also blue...
six seven...move on is the only thing you can do...
seven eight...thinking of good n happy times is a good sign...
eight nine...dont worry you are not 99...
nine ten...is my simple sing along song making you feel fine??
sahut up daby
shut up saby
i wont sahut up!
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Tanks Diffy,
i really appreciate dat
u gott a nice singing voice
dats all dat is nice in u, ASSHOLE!
wats wid dot
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ok shirt up saby.
minnie mouse
heyy Minnie,
u wont want to see my chest
i aint built like Salman Khan on top
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W T F !
how presumptious can one get !
wat made u tink i was in love wid u ?
O Shit,
GIMME A BREAK !
keshi is out of station
no fun widout teasing her:(
Saby who the heck are you ? and why u at my blog ..Did i invite u ????? this ant MCDONALDS where u just walk right thru n buy urself a coke n some fries.. n the only Silly-ness i see is ur Face wonderin what U LACK.. why dont u accept urself for who u r n quit tryin to ask people what i have n what u dont.. cus u seem real pathetic n i jus wana help u out .. so take the advice n lets not get Grimey cuz im mean n u don wana go there ..
lets take it easy.. arite? stay Coool..
Chillax Zillie...!!
Saby nice postie....!!
LOLLL @ one ting about loving many woomen
when one says good bye
it dont hurt much
True That...i kno of other guys too who say/do thaa!
:)
In a stereotypical manner,
Cheerzz!
i really appreciate dat silly punjabi
i dont frequent Mac Donalds though
and i hate COKE and drinks dat are made in America esp those made for desi firangis
me i go for vada pav not potato burgers
was dat your blog ?
and i prefer kokam to COKE
i wont call u an ASSHOLE
dat expression is reserved for the guys i like
but if u keep hitting me some more on my blogg
dat will make u an ASSHOLE
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
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>> As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.
>>
>> The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
>> ostrich, "What's yours?"
>>
>> "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>>
>> A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be
>> $6.40
>> please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
>> change
>> for payment.
>>
>> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll
>> have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the
>> same."
>>
>> Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
>>
>> This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
>>
>> "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have
>> a
>> steak, baked potato and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the
>> ostrich.
>>
>> A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That will
>> be
>> $12.62."Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and
>> places
>> it on the table.
>>
>> The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
>>
>> "Excuse me, sir.How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
>> out of your pocket every time?"
>>
>> "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I
>> found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
>> wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would
>> just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always
>> be
>> there."
>>
>> "That's brilliant!"says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
>> million
>> dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as
>> long
>> as you live!"
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>> "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
>> money is always there," says the man.
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>> The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
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>> The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
>> with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
>>
>>
dis story just about sums up my marriage
i tot opposites attract
so i asked God for a wife who is my exact opposite
we celebrated our 25th wedding anniv dis way
i wanted to book the honeymoon suite at Madh resort for the nite
i am a beeg spender
but we wound up
watching a movie on CD at home
and home cooked meals for dinner
as usual
MORAL of the story:
, Dont ask God for wat u want
ask Him for wat He tinks is best for u,
-Saby
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww how sad
25 years of marriage an at home only
no gifts exchanged?
why dont you write a post on the way you spent your 1st wedding annvisary and then 24 years later
- Minnie Mouse
(muwahhhhhhhh happy belated annivasary greetings )
TANKS Minnie
i bet u must be going OWW, OUCH !
i didnt shave today
watch my next post
your wish is my command
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*hugs* I'm feeling your pain. But I'm loving your attitude.
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