Thursday, October 20, 2005

how to make lil tings look beeg

praise him to the heavens

tell him his jeans fit real well

or get physical
squeeze real hard, but not too hard

kiss Jr. and move outta the way real fast
lest u get hit on the nose

32 comments:

Jim said...

she is back Tiger mouse
u first or me ?







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Anonymous said...

not u both
me first










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Anonymous said...

Got my bloody menses today at work ...and am snappping at all with mood swings

- Angry Minnie Mouse
PS an sabby i hate the attention u shower on KESHI

Anonymous said...

gossssshhh i cant wait to get my diwali bonus will go shopping

- Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

One day I decided to quit...
I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality...
I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
"God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"
His answer surprised me...
"Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"
"Yes", I replied.
"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
I gave them light. I gave them water.
The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor.
Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed.
But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more
vibrant and plentiful.
And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the
bamboo. He said.
"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not
quit.
In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo see.
I would not quit." He said.
"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth.
Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6
months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and
gave it what it needed to survive.
I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle."
He said to me. "Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been
struggling, you have actually been growing roots"
"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."
"Don't compare yourself to others." He said. "The bamboo had a different
Purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful."
"Your time will come", God said to me. "You will rise high"
"How high should I rise" I asked.
"How high will the bamboo rise" He asked in return.
"As high as it can" I questioned.
"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."
I left the forest and bring back this story.
I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.
Never Give up.

- Minnie Mouse

PS and sabby where is Cheesy how come she doesnt comment on ur blogs an wht abt caraf

Anonymous said...

ZODIAC and Bed Habbis ( pssst sabby is it true)
VIRGO

August 24 - September 23
Ruling Planet: Mercury
The God in charge of intellect and speedâ???but don't worry because Virgo likes to take their time in the sack!!

Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen. They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are definitely NOT! However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!! Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in housework and things like that, which can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are definitely more of a "can we cuddle
instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.

FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!

BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!

VIRGO MALE IN BED
You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky ideas though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion! You are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get you into the habit of sleeping with her, who knows what might happen?

VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll take what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for someone to unearth it!

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all times!!

Anonymous said...

- Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

A frog once goes to an astrologer, to know about his
future.

The astrologer says "You are going to meet a beautiful
young girl who will want to know
everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a
party, or what?"
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"No," says the astrologer "Next semester in her
biology class."


- Minnie Mouse chking her e-mails

Anonymous said...

mail me sabby mumbai_virgo2005@yahoo.com

- Minnie Mouse

Jim said...

Oh God!
i no u wont give up on me
but Kesh has












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Jim said...

Relax Minnie,

i dont love Kesh all dat much
its just dat i hate to be a looser


ur a far more attractive proposition

a far more attractive wooman too

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA thank god for thane honey

- xcited Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

lolz sabby i know ur a nice guy too though u pretned to be a jerk at times u have given me sum pretty good advice too

though u talk abt sex all the time but then u do make sense

- Minnie mouse

glad to see ur online too huney

Jim said...

if it werent for the sex hunny
u and i wud have remained a thought in our parent's mind









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Anonymous said...

AGREED

- Minnie mouse

Anonymous said...

my dad is now on my case to get married.

Does life end with marriage i ask u.

soon it will be my sisters time

Im happy with my job, the way my life movin an happy with mom worrying about the cooking an dad abt balancing my bank balance

Shud i really give up all that for a life fool of cheating, nagging, fighting an violence

- Minnie Mouse :(

Anonymous said...

sabby i hate guys.I love only u.will u marry me??..i will be foreever in bed wit u.We will not go to work .whole day in bed..Even if u pass gas on bed,i will be besides u smellin shit.that much for a promise.


-Sexy Minnie Mouse;)

Anonymous said...

sabby if that asshole lady called keshi gives a flying fuck to u again and delete ur comment.I will kick her a flying kick with my sandals from sydney to new york city.


-Flying Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

sabby i am tired of waiting for u to reply me.:( when will u hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneyyyyyyyyyy




-Minnie Mouse(da one n only)

Anonymous said...

I hate this song


Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover.

Anonymous said...

-Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

sabby u want 100 comments.dont u?reply back to me and i will help u reach it.Then go back and tell ur bloggers me n minnie together created history.


-Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

Seven hours since you went away
Eleven coffees, Rickki Lake on play
But late at night when I'm feeling blue
I'd sell my ass before I think of you

Seven hours since you closed the door
Started a diet, got a manicure
Erased your number from my telephone
And if you call me I won't be at home

He said:
Bridge
Why don't you cry
For the day
Say goodbye
Runaway
Why don't you cry
For the guy
Say goodbye
I said ok, 'cos...

Chorus
Ooh, won't you miss me like a hole in the head
Because I do boy,
And it's cool boy
And ooh, bet you never thought I'd get out of bed
Because of you boy,
Such a fool boy

Eleven hours on a brand new day
I'm getting ready to go out and play
It's late at night, I'm caught in a groove
I'd kiss my ass before I'm feeling blue

Seven hours, what you calling for?
A bunch of flowers and I slam the door
You're in my face, sorry what's your name?
Takes more than begging to reverse my brain
'cos...

Chorus
Ooh, won't you miss me like a hole in the head
Because I do boy,
And it's cool boy
And ooh, bet you never thought I'd get out of bed
Because of you boy,
Such a fool boy

I'm through with it
Over it
Not having it
Crazy sh*t
Not feeling this
Can't deal, I quit
No more, no more
I'm through with it
Not having it
This crazy sh*t
Not feeling it
Can't deal with it
No more, I quit
No more, no more

Breaking off the brunt
A brand new day has just begun
Just because you made me go "ooh"
Doesn't mean I'll put up with you
Don't you dare come back
Can't u see I won't take that?
I ain't crying over you
Better fill your head up like I told you

Bridge
Why don't you cry
For the day
Say goodbye
Runaway
Why don't you cry
For the guy
Say goodbye
I said ok, 'cos...

Chorus
Ooh, won't you miss me like a hole in the head
Because I do boy,
And it's cool boy
And ooh, bet you never thought I'd get out of bed
Because of you boy,
Such a fool boy (such a fool)

Chorus
Ooh, won't you miss me like a hole in the head
Because I do boy (I do)
And it's cool boy (yeah it's cool)
And ooh, bet you never thought I'd get out of bed
Because of you boy, (I do boy)
Such a fool boy (such a fool)




wowww nice song


-Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

why m i called Minnie Mouse?



-Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

Cheesy,
wud u kiss me wid those lips dat just kissed the blog goddess

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Down Rohit ! Down !
i dont tink Cheessy will comply






WHAT IS THIS SABY?U NEVER KISSED ME:((



-MINNIE MOUSE IN CAPS

Anonymous said...

My lips are starting to get a little parched , so I need a little protective balm:(*.sabby helpppp


-Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

holy cow donkey n buffalo.
bye saby:(


-Minnie Mouse

Anonymous said...

http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/05/analyse-dis-guy-typical-indian-male-at.html

KESHI IS SUCHA BITCH

NOW PITHALY IS FRIENDLY WITH HER

AND CHEESY GIRL TOO

READ THIS CHEESY GIRL

Anonymous said...

The Bytch from Bareilly is here!!

Minnie, Cheezass, take a hike, Sabby's mine!

Anonymous said...

what about lady sappho?

Anonymous said...

keshi says that she is completely mesmerized by sebzzz post or anyone else..


koii itnaa pyaar mein aata hai kya?



mouse:)

Anonymous said...

Lady Sappho is genuine.