Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Mumbai celebs disgraced

























the page 3 EFFLUENTS .....

Delhi guys remaim calm pleez

http://imnutsincapstotally.blogspot.com/2005/10/delhiites-remain-calm-pleeez.html

http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/10/you-just-cant-kill-for.html



http://imnutsincapsfreud.blogspot.com/2005/10/kama-sutra-then-and-now-continuing.html

Maria and me



Maria and me, and

Chris and Janice, 10 years of marriage and 6 kids later


MARIA and JANICE say pumpkins are better than men
http://www.1funny.com/pumpkinmen.shtml

You just can't kill for Jesus/Allah/Jahweh/Rama

written 20 April, 2002, printed in The Globe and Mail 06 May 2002

You just can't kill for Jesus/Allah/Jahweh/Rama/Elvis...by Spider Robinson

God is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent--it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash, and in small bills.--Robert Anson Heinlein

I'm told 81% of Canadians believe in God, or at least claim to when asked by a pollster whose expression makes it clear the only other possible stance is satanism.

I believe what that statistic actually means is that most of my fellow Canadians realize the universe is larger than themselves, sense there is something higher and better to aspire to, yearn for a deeper understanding of suffering and mortality, have difficulty accepting that twelve billion years of blindly bumping particles just happened to produce their love's left eyelash and Lennon and McCartney, are capable of awe and wonder.

I refuse to accept that four out of five of my neighbors believe in a bearded paranoid in the sky who enjoys having His feet regularly washed in the blood of heathens and licked clean, and plans to torture most humans for eternity.


It seems to me that if a religion decides, with an entire planet to pick from, to select as its most sacred spot one already in use by another religion, and to kill for possession of it....then and there, that religion is disqualified. Revealed to be bogus, whatever else it professes or does, until the day it recants.



It cannot be a genuine, bonafide religion if it permits (much less requires) spilling human blood for God--it must be either a fraud or a severe mental disorder.

If the religion already in possession of the sacred spot spills civilian blood to keep the place...they're disqualified too. Any shaman who believes God wants children orphaned or maimed over the zipcode of His temple is by definition out of touch with God, incompetent to preach.


I'm calling for minimal standards of shamanic competence. Physicians must swear to "First, do no harm," before we let them use a scalpel on a dead frog; it's time we started requiring that much of our soul-doctors. "First, kill no unbelievers..." Any faith that won't go at least that far should forfeit tax exempt status.


All four of the world's major religions are presently in disgrace, and all are hipdeep in denial.


How many Arab imams have publicly denounced Arafat or suicide-bombing? How many Israeli rabbis have loudly repudiated Sharon or provocative settlement?

How many Hindu or Muslim leaders in India have spoken out against the madness there?

How many Catholic cardinals have condemned abortionist-murderers, bishops covering for pedophile priests, or Pius XII's quiet complicity in the Holocaust?

I'm sick of all four allegedly godly gangs: I don't even use their product, and I'm disgusted by the shoddy merchandise they peddle.

I demand assurances that a given religion will not cause or potentiate mass homicidal psychosis or priestly pedophilia, before we let it indoctrinate helpless children and vulnerable adults.


Bloodthirsty, authoritarian theology threatens Canada as much as tobacco, obesity and booze put together, endangers our planet more than global warming, nuclear winter or rogue asteroids.


I have not been what most would call religious since I left a Catholic seminary at fifteen. (Still a virgin, oddly.) But I get along very well with people who are religious, even profoundly so. I'm prepared to prove it: I've been happily married to a monk for 27 years now.


I'm not a Buddhist myself--I use Irish whiskey--but I respect my lay-ordained wife's Soto Zen faith highly. As far as I can tell Buddhists don't seem to go in for holy war, though there are as many flavors of Buddhism as there are sects of Christianity. Get a Buddhist totally outraged, and he tends to set himself on fire...taking care for bystanders downwind.

Siddhartha Gautama's message has spread across the planet, not by blood and conquest, but by example and adaptation--altering to fit the local culture as it passed from India through Tibet to China, thence to Japan, and most recently to North America. Most Buddhists seem far more interested in achieving the real state than in acquiring real estate.


I note that Buddhism is one of the rare religions that does not have a central god. (Though Tibetan, Korean and Burmese varieties did incorporate preexisting pantheons of gods and demons.)


Buddha is not divine; the name means only "Awakened One." The historical Buddha was the seventh in a series of 21 buddhas. There's no UberDaddy, no paradise to bribe with, no hellfire to threaten with, no Satan Great or small. There are hells...but they're states of mind. Tolerance appears built into Buddhism's very bones; it seeks only freedom from delusion. Buddhists may belong to other religions--that sort of says it all.


I don't object to people believing silly things; I believe some silly things myself. Where I draw the line, where I suggest all civilized residents of this crowded starship must soon draw the line, is the point at which someone's God tells him to go kill those unbelievers in the next valley. That's the basic litmus test I'm proposing.


A God who says He wants you so much as arguing theology with your neighbor, much less trading punches, let alone bullets, is not God at all, but 1) a damnable hypocrisy invented to excuse villainy, or 2) the same voice all the other schizophrenics hear if they stop taking their medication.

My friend Stephen Gaskin once said, "Religions only look different if you get 'em retail. But if you go to a wholesaler, you'll find it all comes from the same distributor anyway."


Fine with me. But I want minimal consumer safety standards instituted in the metaphysical marketplace.

Caveat emptor just isn't working.



http://www.spiderrobinson.com/jesus.htm#jesus

Monday, October 24, 2005

The New vs The Old

a time to tear and a time to mend,
a time to be silent and a time to speak,

a time to love and a time to hate,
a time for war and a time for peace.



then along came sweet Jesus

'A new commandment i give u
dat u love one another
as i love u

from despair to hope and love

all is not futile
says this lovely lady friend


God of the seasons, there is a time for everything;
there is a time for dying and a time for rising.

We need courage to enter into the transformation process.
God of autumn, the trees are saying goodbye to their green, letting go of what has been.

We, too, have our moments of surrender, with all their insecurity and risk.
Help us to let go when we need to do so.

God of fallen leaves lying in colored patterns on the ground, our lives have their own patterns. As we see the patterns of our own growth, may we learn from them.

God of misty days and harvest moon nights,
there is always the dimension of mystery and wonder in our lives.

We always need to recognize your power-filled presence.
May we gain strength from this.

God of harvest wagons and fields of ripened grain,
many gifts of growth lie within the season of our surrender.

We must wait for harvest in faith and hope.
Grant us patience when we do not see the blessings.

God of geese going south for another season,
your wisdom enables us to know what needs to be left behind
and what needs to be carried into the future.

We yearn for insight and vision.
God of flowers touched with frost and windows wearing white designs,
may your love keep our hearts from growing cold in the empty seasons.



God of life, you believe in us, you enrich us, you entrust us with the freedom to choose life.
For all this, we are grateful.
- Author Unknown

A Time for Everything

Ecclesiastes 3
1 There is a time for everything,

and a season for every activity under heaven:

2 a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,

3 a time to kill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,

4 a time to weep and a time to laugh,
a time to mourn and a time to dance,

5 a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
a time to embrace and a time to refrain,

6 a time to search and a time to give up,
a time to keep and a time to throw away,

7 a time to tear and a time to mend,
a time to be silent and a time to speak,

8 a time to love and a time to hate,
a time for war and a time for peace.

9 What does the worker gain from his toil?

10 I have seen the burden God has laid on men.
11 He has made everything beautiful in its time.
He has also set eternity in the hearts of men;
yet they cannot fathom what God has done from beginning to end.

12 I know that there is nothing better for men than to be happy and do good while they live.
13 That everyone may eat and drink, and find satisfaction in all his toil—this is the gift of God.

14 I know that everything God does will endure forever;

nothing can be added to it
and nothing taken from it.
God does it so that men will revere him.

15 Whatever is has already been,
and what will be has been before;
and God will call the past to account. [a]

16 And I saw something else under the sun:
In the place of judgment—wickedness was there,
in the place of justice—wickedness was there.

17 I thought in my heart,
"God will bring to judgment

both the righteous and the wicked,
for there will be a time for every activity,
a time for every deed."

18 I also thought, "As for men, God tests them so that they may see that they are like the animals.

19 Man's fate is like that of the animals;
the same fate awaits them both:
As one dies, so dies the other.
All have the same breath [b] ;
man has no advantage over the animal.
Everything is meaningless.

20 All go to the same place;
all come from dust, and to dust all return.

21 Who knows if the spirit of man rises upward and
if the spirit of the animal [c] goes down into the earth?"


22 So I saw that there is nothing better for a man than to enjoy his work,
because that is his lot.
For who can bring him to see what will happen after him?



Footnotes:
Ecclesiastes 3:15 Or God calls back the past
Ecclesiastes 3:19 Or spirit
Ecclesiastes 3:21 Or Who knows the spirit of man, which rises upward, or the spirit of the animal, which

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Apocalypse now ...




  • Mumbai floods
  • Katrina
  • Rita
  • Wilma
  • Bush plans to attack Iran, Syria- God told him to
  • Mad Cow Disease
  • AIDS
  • Avian Flu reaching India, can we handle it ? ??

http://www.funnyfly.com/cathladies.shtml

Saturday, October 22, 2005

If Tomorrow Never Comes




Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping

She's lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark

And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake up in the morning

Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heart

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her

Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one

And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me

Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last

If tomorrow never comes
'Cause I've lost loved ones in my life

Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret

That my true feelings for them never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself

To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance

Where there's no second chance to tell her how I feel
If tomorrow never comes

Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day

That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me

Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes




So tell that someone that you love

Just what you're thinking of
If tomorrow never comes



I know why my husband married me.
http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ronankeating/iftomorrownevercomes.html [ http://www.azlyrics.com/ ]


"Going to church no more makes you a Christian than sleeping in your garage makes you a car."
- Garrison Keiler

tanks Pithalay

pondering on a life well spent ?


No !
i have my share of regrets too

wish i did not loose to Austrayalaya
i cud have buttered her like the other guys

wish i new the lines i say now
when i was tongue tied in my teens,



and cud only go duhh!
when she gave me dat come hither look

wish i cud rewind my life
and say the tings i shuda have said then

wish the girls i no now
had been born in my time

wish i had met Minnie b4 my deek expired

http://www.funthumb.com/funnypictures/kitty21.htm

Jeem: how many sardars does it take to change a light bulb (not a heavy one, mind u!)

Saby: i dunno, i aint finished counting yet

and, u must smell dis,

the scent of a wooman http://www.funthumb.com/jokes/smell.htm

Friday, October 21, 2005

me and Minnie






















and Minnie and me
we dont need no one no more


Seriously Minnie,
it's OK to flirt wid oldies like me

but u dont marry an oldie for God's sake !!
why ??

Dummy!
long b4 u stop ovulating
i wud have stopped copulating

Thursday, October 20, 2005

how to make lil tings look beeg

praise him to the heavens

tell him his jeans fit real well

or get physical
squeeze real hard, but not too hard

kiss Jr. and move outta the way real fast
lest u get hit on the nose

a clean joke from a hott girl ...

she dont appreciate my lewd jokes
so she sent me dis


she is a Jesus freak
wants me to honk if i love Jesus

go here http://www.funnyfunpages.com/honk.htm

God's own country


Coconut palms evry where
Coconut in yr currry


DAMN ! she had coconut oil in her hair too

she sure was hairy
i ended up eating coconut oil too

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Monday, October 17, 2005

up close and up front




the print on her front was real small
so i went up real close and peered


i got long nose and short sight
my nose hit her tits

and her palm hit my face real hard



A Collection of T Shirt sayings -------- -Son of Baglady

-Pity the poor egg: it only gets laid once

-The Hunchback of Notre Dame's secret mantra: Oh mommy pat my hump.

Janeez!
http://imnutsincapspjs.blogspot.com/2005/10/subject-fw-for-all-goans.html


-What's good for Ugoose is good for Uganda. -We have them just where they want us. J. T. Kirk -I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office. -Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. -I figure I'm pretty good with the bullshit but I love listening to an expert. Keep talking. -Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours. -The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it. -The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxie -Love is blind but like is just too freaked out to see straight. -Reality is a crutch for people who can't face drugs. -When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. Art Denman -Sex is a disrobic experience -Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. J.T. Kirk -Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein -Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. -Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. -We are the people our parents warned us about. -Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive. -Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. -How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven? -There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting. -Power means not having to respond. -Onward, through the fog. -Never kick a man unless he's down. -Everything you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out. -We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot. -The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. -I'm not as dumb as you look. -I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? -Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer. -How can I love you if you won't lie down? -I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on. -You can find sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary. -When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. -To err is human. To forgive is unusual. -Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible. -I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you. -I'm the person your mother warned you about. -How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face? -God is dead and I want His job. -Work is the curse of the drinking class. -I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving. -Our parents were never our age. -Nothing was ever accomplished by a reasonable person. -There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools. -Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. -In the country of the blind the one eye'd man is king. -He who laughs last has not been told the terrible truth. -It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. -When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. Mae West -I'm really enjoying not talking to you, so let's not talk again real soon, okay? -He who laughs last didn't get the joke. -Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide. -You can't fall off the floor. -Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last. -Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me. Mae West -I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. -I think I could fall madly in bed with you. -I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost. -Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints. -Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours. -Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. -I worship the ground that awaits you. -The future isn't what it used to be. -I wish you were a beer. -I want to live forever or die in the attempt. -Love means telling you why you're sorry. -Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy. -Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. -I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. -I'm having a party in my pants. Want to come? -Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible? -Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness. -Better dead than mellow. -If I follow you home will you keep me? -A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine. -There is no gravity. The Earth sucks. -Buerocrats do not change the course of the ship of state. They merely adjust the compass. -The difference between meat and fish is that if you beat your fish it dies -It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it. -You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word. -Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. -Drink wet cement: Get Stoned. -Kite fliers keep it up longer. -My human experiance is just beginning (This one on a little kid's shirt) -If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly. -An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehesable truth. -You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them. (Anon) -Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. -Farmhands Feel Better (ron mcdowell) -Nuke the whales -Join the Army: travel to exotic distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them. -We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God. -Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. -I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference. -Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. -When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools. -If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit. -I'm not cynical. Just experianced. -The torture never stops. -Ignore alien orders. -I know you think you uderstood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant. -I'm not wearing any underwear. Film at 11. -Bend over. I'll drive. -I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem -Save our beaches. Harpoon a fat chick. -We dive at five. -I'd walk over you to see the Who. -It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am. -I'm for lust. -I want a meal, not a snack. -Bullshit Detector. When alarm sounds, please re-engage your brain. -The word today is Legs ... Spread the word. -Biodegradeable

Indian men, a bag full of contradictions

these guys want a virgin bride
a lady in the hall
and a hott Mallika Sarawat in the bed room


but dammit !
u want a virgin - no experience

they enjoy the good times wid Christian girls from Mumbai, Kerala, Manipur
but when they marry
they marry a Bharatiya Nari

they continue to party wid christian girls after marriage
after getting their child brides knocked out year and after
till they get a male child or three

Jenima and Liz Hurley saw it
they cudnt live wid it

See Miranda's plight ....
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/05/miranda-poor-little-girl.html

i have been signed for the lead role wid Bipasha ...


to play myself





















a dirty old man named Bhaalu Takker who flips for his son's girl friend ......

its a dog's life ...


kkkk

Sunday, October 16, 2005

if i cant be your lover ...

http://www.nethugs.com/friendsforever.shtml

there is no such ting as a free meal, - food aid as a weapon






















Dear Friends,

Here is a personal experience, as well as a moment of national pride, which I want to share with you.

Hope you find it worth the time you put in reading it :
"In the middle of 1965 India-Pakistan war, US govt - then a close friend of Pakistan - threatened India with stopping food-aid (remember "PL-480"?).

For a food deficient India this threat was serious and humiliating. So much so that in the middle of war, Prime Minister (Late) Lal Bahadur Shastri went to Ram Leela Grounds in Delhi and appealed to each Indian to observe one-meal-fast every week to answer the American threat.

As a school boy, I joined those millions who responded to Shastri ji's call.
I continued the fast even when the war was over and India became self sufficient in food.

Hurt deep by the national humiliation suffered at the hands of the US govt, I had vowed to stop my weekly fast only when India starts giving aid to USA. It took just 40 years. Last week THE day arrived. When Indian ambassador in Washington DC handed over a cheque of US$ 50 million to the US govt, two plane loads of food, medical aid and other relief materials were waiting to fly to the USA.


Time to break the fast? With no bad feeling about the USA, and good wishes for the Katrina victims, this humble Indian feels proud of the distance India has covered in 40 years.

Let's celebrate a New India!"

- Vijay Kranti. Dean - IIT Madras

The western world needed oil during the embargo on IRAQ

so they came up wid 'Oil for food' proposition

Give us Oil or we starve your people




Saturday, October 15, 2005

Crazy bumper stickers

CAUTION
rite these on your car rear
not yours

http://www.funnyfly.com/bumper.shtml


and here's some bad news for guys

after the age of 21
your body stops releasing HGS (human growth hormones)


which means
yr deek stops growing
and yr sex drive starts to decline


no wonder older woomen go for young guys

beautiful songs of my teen years .. dreamz of yester years ....





Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology


Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took


But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me too

What a wonderful world this would be

Don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry


Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for.


But I do know that one and one is two,
And if this one could be with you,
What a wonderful world this would be.


Now i don't claim to be an "A" student,
But I'm trying to be.
'Coz maybe by being an "A" student baby
I can win your love for me.


Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took.
But I do know that I love you,


And I know that if you love me too,
What a wonderful world this would be.
Latatatatatatahuwaah (history)
Oehwoewoe (biology)
Latatatatatatahuwaah (science book)
Oehwoewoe (French I took)


But I do know that I love you,
And I know that if you love me too,
What a wonderful world this would be.








and Oh God!

why was i born so ugly ?
why was i born at all ?!

Friday, October 14, 2005

The Glamorous Life


She wears a long fur coat of mink
Even in the summertime
just like our desi firangis

Everybody knows from the coy little wink
The girl's got a lot on her mind

She's got big thoughts, big dreams, beeg tits
And a big brown Mercedes sedan

What I think this girl, she really wants
Is 2 be in love with a man

She wants 2 lead the glamorous life
She don't need a man's touch

She wants 2 lead the glamorous life
Without love, it ain't much

She saw him standing in the section marked
"If U have 2 ask, U can't afford it" lingerie

She threw him bread and said "Make me scream"
In the dark, what could he say

Boys with small talk and small minds
Really don't impress me in bed

She said I need a man's man baby, diamonds and furs
Love would only conquer my head

She wants 2 lead the glamorous life
She don't need a man's touch
She wants 2 lead the glamorous life
Without love, it ain't much

They made haste in the brown sedan
They drove 2 55 Secret Street

They made love and by the 7th wave
She knew she had a problem

She thought real love is real scary
Money only pays the rent

Love is 4 ever and that's all your life
Love is heaven sent - it's glamorous

Lead the glamorous life
She don't need a man's touch

She's want 2 lead the glamorous life
Without love, it ain't much


She's want 2 lead the glamorous life
Without love, it ain't much
.-----------------------------------------------
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another blog goddess like ours
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Thursday, October 13, 2005

and the blues turned to Gold


i used to get a lotta hate mail

i was lonely
i was blue














but then God sent me an angel
and hunny dat angel is u






"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself."
- Unknown
http://www.nethugs.com/sunshineangel.shtml

more sweet and mushy cards
to send to sweet woomen
http://www.nethugs.com/meaning.shtml

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

10 Ways To Sabotage An Erection


by 7thsonoferos ©

10. Become a religious zealot.

9. Play the blame game (her/his fault).

8. Refuse to discuss with your partner.

7. Worrying about performance.

6. Think only about "failure to get it up."

5. Never rest or relax: 60 yard dash.

4. Hate sexual relations.

3. Stay stoned out of your mind.

2. Keep your penis soaked in ice.

1. Have your penis amputated.

if nutting else works
get her to hit it real hard
wid her Dandiya


-- I'm a mother, I'd like to fuck
BY SASHA

My husband and I are both in our thirties. We have a two-year-old boy, and after he was born I nursed him for 11 months. During that time, I had literally no libido. This was hard on my husband, obviously -- though I helped him get off during the time I was nursing, I just had no interest in sex. I literally did not have an orgasm for one whole year, from the end of my pregnancy to the time my son was weaned. The instant my son was weaned, it was like night and day, like someone flicked a switch and suddenly I could have orgasms again and my interest in sex was totally back on.

We're contemplating baby No. 2, and while I'm committed to breastfeeding, I dread not having orgasms for almost a year. Am I alone in this nursing side effect? Have there been any studies done on this? Is there any hope? Please don't suggest taking romantic bubble baths with my partner or any other bullshit remedies provided by stupid women's magazines. YO-YO MAMA
A bubble bath? Are you kidding me? Like you need a bloody yeast infection on top of everything else.


When you choose to use your body to make another one, you really aren't prepared for the kind of phenomenal shenanigans it can get up to without your consent. I'll never forget my sister calling me when she was pregnant and hissing into the phone, "I feel like there's an alien inside of me. It's disgusting." I must say, I found this a refreshing admission. I imagine a lot of women suffer the indignities of pregnancy and motherhood in silence. (mind you, some of the sharing I can do without. I'd be happy to never hear the words "mucus plug" again.)

Many encumbrances that our bodies endure, including detrimental ones like viruses, have an unwelcome and deeply altering effect on our already flimsy corporal authority. Here's what's going on with you, in case you didn't know: when you breastfeed, you produce prolactin, a hormone that suppresses estrogen and keeps the milk flowing. With way less estrogen coursing through your body, you're way less horny (you may have also noticed a lack of vaginal lubrication). Just nature's way of making sure that ovulation is suppressed so that one baby gets enough to eat before the other one comes along.

Will it happen again? Quite likely yes, and Sarah at Come as You Are assures me that this is a question they deal with every day. Sadly, I'm not surprised your doctor didn't offer you any information about this possibility. We're all a little silly around moms and sex. All of a sudden we all have to pretend that it wasn't fucking that turned you into one in the first place.

You'll definitely want to read Sexy Mamas: Keeping Sex Alive While Raising Kids by Cathy Winks and Anne Semans, the awesome women who also brought us The Good Vibrations Guide to Sex.

I flipped through it at Come as You Are, and it covers the hormone issue in detail. Sarah says she's been interested in putting together a workshop about sexuality and motherhood, too, so keep your eyes open for that. As always, I'm going to recommend Natalie Angier's book, Woman: An Intimate Geography, for the nitty gritty on all that pertains to the female body.
I'd also suggest signing up to the Hip Mama website (www.hipmama.com) and initiating a discussion on the message board. By the way, you're a superstar for getting your husband off while you were feeling totally asexual. The last thing I'd be worried about after I'd pushed something the size of a watermelon out of my business end would be my partner's libido.



Saturday, October 08, 2005

To Saby from Saby


We gotta move on
Life must go on

one ting about loving many woomen

when one says good bye
it dont hurt much







but in all such situations
it is important not to turn bitter

tink of the good times not bad
tink of the happy not sad

and sing a song
just sing a song

and make it simple
for evryone to sing along


http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/singasong.htm

I will survive ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wisdom_of_Crowds

But woomen have it bad ...
Go here http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/10/poor-woomen-in-ugly-mans-world.html

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Poor woomen in an ugly man's world





Rita dear,
my heart bleeds for u

but u gotta face facts
we live in a fucked up world- a man's world

LAW OF MOSES
a woman cot in adulterey must be stoned to death (no punishment for the man)
RAM suspected dat SITA was defiled after she was released from the clutches of RAVANA
and hesitated to accept her

am i rite on dis?

lets go to present day India
Dads tell their sons
fuck around wid christian girls for a good time


but when u marry
marry a bhartiya nari



a Bharatiya Nari is expected to wear the full 9-yard sari wid the sign of ownership- the mangal sutra
christian woomen wear a wedding ring

after hubbys death it is SATI
no wearing jewellery - wear white, no remarriage

PATI-Parmesh war - sat janam tak
if yr hubby is alcoholic and a creep
suffer him
dont tink of leaving him


no wonder lotta woomen are turning lesbians
i talk to 5 such woomen

i dont have any answers for u , Rita
u gotta find your own solutions


wid all my love,
-Saby
PS: but dont ever loose your sense of humour and turn bitter

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.kamat.com/kalranga/women/sati/logo.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.kamat.com/kalranga/women/sati/faq.htm&h=200&w=128&sz=11&tbnid=k9lG3oHhRyEJ:&tbnh=99&tbnw=63&hl=en&start=8&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2Bsite:www.kamat.com%2Bsati%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2005-38,GGLD:en


Widows of India

by Jyotsna KamatFirst Online: May 15, 2002Page Last Updated: September 24,2005


A glaring gender discrimination among Hindus exists in India over the centuries. Whereas a widower can remarry as many times as he likes, a widow cannot remarry irrespective of her age.

Since child-marriages were common, position of child-widows was pitiable, since their very existence or seeing their face early in the morning was considered a bad omen.


The unfortunate women who could not commit or were prevented from Sati were doomed to lead the most austere life. Among the brahmins and some higher castes, their heads were shaven, they were made to wear red or white sari without ornaments and eat single meal.

Their presence at family public functions were totally forbidden. They slogged in joint families, died unwept and unsung.


Many social reformers in different states tried to better the lot of such women by educating them and making self-reliant. Child marriage was forbidden by acts in early 20th century.
© K. L. Kamat

The Miseries of a Widow

Woman with shaven head and red saree
Hindu code tried to bring in parity with men regarding ownership and property. With spread of education and especially during freedom struggle there was national awareness regarding the condition of women.

Many widows took active part in constructive programs laid down by Gandhi and were forefront leaders.
After independence in 1947, there is no more dress taboo for widows anymore. In cities, at least among middle class, no child-widows are seen.

However, widow remarriages are not common. Widowhood is considered a curse still and family support is missing at times in the tower strata. But the humiliation of facing a barber for tonsuring the head belongs to history.

It goes to the credit of widowed women that they face life bravely and try to be cheerful believing in fate or the karma theory. They try to lead a pious and austere life presently to earn auspicious existence in next birth.

See Also:
Women of India -- Frequently asked questions and articles on the roles and status of women in India. Includes biographies, topics on Sati, widows, history and artifacts.
External Links on Widows of India


Living in Shame and Poverty - CNN report on India's widows living a sentence of shame, poverty.

"God told Bush to go to war in Iraq and Afghanistan"

How "God told Bush to go to war in Iraq and Afghanistan"
BBC to broadcast the US president's "religious" obligations


US PRESIDENT George W Bush believes God told him to go to war in Afghanistan and Iraq, according to a senior Palestinian official.

The BBC yesterday released an excerpt from an interview with Palestinian Information Minister Nabil Shaath - part of a series called Israel and the Arabs.

Shaath described his first meeting, in company with Palestinian Prime Minister Abu Mazen, in June 2003.

"'President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan. And I did.

"'And then God would tell me, George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq. And I did.

"'And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me: Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East. And by God I'm gonna do it.'"

Abu Mazen told the BBC that, at the same meeting, Bush told him: "I have a moral and religious obligation. So I will get you a Palestinian state."

Israel and the Arabs: Elusive Peace will be broadcast in Britain on October 10, 17 and 24, and in its entirety on the US Public Broadcasting Service on Monday October 10.

Meanwhile, Bush said yesterday that the US has foiled three al-Qaeda terror strikes on its soil since the September 11 attacks in 2001.

In a major speech painting Islamic terrorism as a tyrannical heir to Joseph Stalin, Pol Pot and Adolf Hitler, he vowed "we will keep our nerve" in Iraq.

He hit out at what he branded as "self-defeating pessimism" surrounding a war in which more Americans than ever before are doubting his leadership, according to opinion polls released as the US death toll nears 2000.

And in remarks seemingly aimed at the Islamic world, Bush said radical terror groups were "enemies of Islam" and called on leading Muslim clerics to cleanse their religion of the taint of terrorism.

"The United States and our partners have disrupted at least 10 serious al-Qaeda terrorist plots since September 11, including three al-Qaeda plots to attack inside the United States," he said in the speech to the National Endowment for Democracy in Washington.

Bush did not provide details of the targets or of the timing of the foiled strikes.
The president, seeking to reclaim the authority on national security which characterised his first term in office, portrayed al-Qaeda as the latest in a long line of ideological threats to freedom and the United States.


He compared terrorist leaders to ideological "fanatics" Soviet leader Joseph Stalin, Nazi tyrant Adolf Hitler, and Cambodia's Khmer Rouge kingpin Pol Pot.

"Evil men obsessed with ambition and unburdened by conscience must be taken very seriously and we must stop them before their crimes multiply," Bush said, delivering the speech in the symbolic surroundings of the Ronald Reagan Building, dedicated to the man many Americans believe was instrumental to the defeat of communism.

"We have seen this kind of shameless cruelty before, in heartless zealotry that led to the gulags and the Cultural Revolution and the Killing Fields."

Bush hit out at critics of his leadership in Iraq, amid growing criticism in Congress and even calls to bring the troops home.

"Observers look at the job ahead and adopt a self-defeating pessimism. It is not justified," Bush said, arguing that Iraq had made "incredible political progress" and warned the idea that America would be better off out of Iraq was a "dangerous illusion".

Bush also hit out at critics who say the Iraq war has made America more vulnerable to terrorism, not safer. "I'll remind them that we were not in Iraq on September the 11, 2001, and al-Qaeda attacked us anyway. The hatred of the radicals existed before Iraq was an issue and it will exist after Iraq is no longer an excuse."

In the speech, which also claimed US successes in Afghanistan and in convincing Libya to abandon its weapons of mass destruction, Bush also warned terrorists were exploiting Islam.

"The time has come for all responsible Islamic leaders to join in denouncing an ideology that exploits Islam for political ends, and defiles a noble faith."

- Sapa-AFP
GEORGE W BUSH

http://www.dispatch.co.za/2005/10/07/Foreign/bush.html


Healing from Terrorism, Fear, and Global War
(laffing at ones self, humor)
by E Johannes Soltermann
http://print.google.co.in/print?id=qmtHbOqIHsUC&pg=PA38&lpg=PA38&dq=not+afraid+of+death+osama&prev=http://print.google.co.in/print%3Fie%3DUTF-8%26q%3Dnot%2Bafraid%2Bof%2Bdeath%2Bosama%26btnG%3DSearch&sig=LXDt5apYm25WzLLfTDRiqC1EFj8


Why me Lord
Why me Lord What have I ever done to deserve even one,

Of the pleasures I've known

Tell me Lord, What did I ever do that was worth loving you,
For the kindness you've shown.

Lord help me Jesus I've wasted it so,
Help me Jesus, I know what I am.
But now that I know that I've needed you so,
Help me Jesus my soul's in your hands.

Try me Lord, If you think there's a way I can try to repay,
All I've taken from you.
Maybe Lord, I can show someone else what I've been through myself,
On my way back to you.

Lord help me Jesus I've wasted it so,
Help me Jesus, I know what I am.

But now that I know that I've needed you so,
Help me Jesus my soul's in your hands.

Lord help me Jesus I've wasted it so, Help me Jesus, I know what I am.
But now that I know that I've needed you so,
Help me Jesus my soul's in your hands.Jesus my soul's in your hands.

(as sung by Kris Kristofferson)
# posted by Opie Outlaw @ 10/06/2005