Simple living, great man, a Mahan Atma .....

dis is my model, my hero

He looked frail,
but he was tuff as nails
He had balls of steel
http://imnutsincapsapatriot.blogspot.com/2005/04/will-beat-shit-out-of-u-guys-wid-out.html

like all gujjus, he understood business
he had to destroy the british by destroying their economy

so he boycotted foreign goods
starting wid textiles
he chose to wear khadi in preference to denim jeans

the kool gen of today has to learn from dis gr8 soul
dont kill the vada paav vendor by eating potato burgers from Mc Donald's

COKE and PEPSI is poison go to www.juliamumbai.blogspot.com/2005/01/coke-killer.html

i need a wooman who looks like dis and is a dentist ....

call me if u look like dis

i volunteered for stem cell research
these guys fitted me wid all brand new organs even deek

the drug industry thrives on sickness and disease ..... ...........

hence they perpetuate sicness and disease

cigarettes were known to cause cancer and a host of other health problems
but it took a 100 years b4 legislation cud be brought in to put the health warning on the poison pack

all medical research is sponsored/funded by drug majors



similiar is the case with the armaments industry
WAR is good for business

the F-16's are being rolled out by the 100's for both the allies India and Pakistan

the health and education budget had to take cuts to provide for these purchases

indian pride takes a beating on indian soil..... ...........

the Bill Clinton visit

Clinton and the US embassy said no to 2 sanitized Mercs from our President's fleet
instead they insisted on 4 US embassy unsanitized cars


- a clear breach of India's security procedures for VVIP visitors

HIATUS ..... ...........

Time out

i need a break

i am getting sick of my sick jokes

The United Nations ...........

can it stop the sole super power from waging war?


The name "United Nations", coined by United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt, was first used in the "Declaration by United Nations" of 1 January 1942, during the Second World War, when representatives of 26 nations pledged their Governments to continue fighting together against the Axis Powers.

The forerunner of the United Nations was the League of Nations, an organization conceived in similar circumstances during the first World War, and established in 1919 under the Treaty of Versailles "to promote international cooperation and to achieve peace and security." The League of Nations ceased its activities after failing to prevent the Second World War.

In 1945, representatives of 50 countries met in San Francisco at the United Nations Conference on International Organization to draw up the United Nations Charter. Those delegates deliberated on the basis of proposals worked out by the representatives of China, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom and the United States at Dumbarton Oaks, United States in August-October 1944. The Charter was signed on 26 June 1945 by the representatives of the 50 countries. Poland, which was not represented at the Conference, signed it later and became one of the original 51 Member States.

The United Nations officially came into existence on 24 October 1945, when the Charter had been ratified by China, France, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom, the United States and by a majority of other signatories. United Nations Day is celebrated on 24 October each year.

http://www.un.org/aboutun/history.htm

UN cudnt stop USA from bombing IRAQ
the veto powers cudnt exercise their veto

UN was impotent

The United NationsCommitted Suicide!

US Administrator Paul Bremer fled Iraq on June 28 like a thief in the night. George Bush and his administration in the meantime are trying to sell their conquest of Iraq to the people of the world as a contribution to a safer world. Yet everyone knows that the opposite is true.
Six billion people around the world are waking up to the frightening reality that the United Nations as a guarantor of peace and security no longer exists. For the second time in the history of mankind an international organization - explicitly created to maintain peace and international security - has been destroyed. After the demise of the League of Nations 70 years ago, the United Nations committed political suicide in June 2004.

>> Read Dr. Rath's Open Letter here>> Download Dr. Rath's Open Letter (PDF, 429 kB)

now India, Brazil, etc have been invited to join the Security Council but widout veto powers

dont make sense to me
why shud we?
to serve as cannon fodder for future wars waged by USA ?

the middle finger to USA ? .......

Indira Nooyi, PEPSICO CFO


MUMBAI: Just hear what Indira Nooyi, the powerful CFO and president of PepsiCo and a poster-girl for all aspiring Indian executives, has to say. By comparing the US with the much-abused middle finger, she has stirred up a blog-storm stateside, especially of the right-wing variety.

All Nooyi was doing was addressing a bunch of Columbia University B-school students at their graduation ceremony: “As I grew up and started to study geography, I remember being told that the five fingers can be thought of as the five major continents.”

The index finger is Europe, pointing the way up; the ring finger is Latin America, sensual and romantic (think Salma Hayek or J-Lo); the thumb is Asia, proud and aspiring; the little finger is the Dark Continent, while the middle finger - yes, you guessed it - is the United States of America.

So, what's so strange about this? Isn't that what every opinion poll from Oslo to Okinawa, from the Andean heights to the frozen wastelands of Siberia has pointed out? But hold on. If you are an angry, self-righteous supporter of the American Republican Right, and looking to pick a fight with anyone you think is besmirching the reputation of the Land of Opportunities, you wouldn't keep quiet.

That is exactly what seems to be happening, forcing Pepsi and Ms Nooyi into damage-control mode after bloggers banged on their doors for a copy of the speech muttering darkly about how she is abusing the country that has made her rich and famous. Power Line, a well-known and powerful blog in US, picked up the story on Tuesday after receiving a call from a fresh graduate, Wes Martin.

In her speech, according to the posting on the site www.powerlineblog.com , Ms Nooyi is believed to have not only compared the five fingers to the five continents, but also made 'disparaging' remarks about Americans' image in the rest of the world, and about how a certain American businesswoman (unnamed of course) had misbehaved in an Asian country.

She is also believed to have told her audience that Americans must work on improving their image and cultivating their respect in the world.

The angry blog immediately posted on the site excerpts of the speech, as remembered by some of the students, along with some sarcastic comments. Other blogs followed up on Wednesday, along with personal accounts from other people who attended the event.

Soon, the incident had blogworld all aflutter. “It would certainly be a shame if the president of PepsiCo had gotten rich on America, while she was gallivanting around college campuses claiming that the US was giving the middle finger to the rest of the world. That would not be cricket, would it?” asked one of the blogs.

Realising that a public relations disaster was blowing its way, Pepsi quickly swung into the act and posted her speech late on Wednesday evening after initially refusing to part with it.

In her speech, Ms Nooyi says that the middle finger is the most important part of the hand, enables us to perform every function and is key to all the five fingers working together smoothly and efficiently.

“As the longest of the fingers, it really stands out. The middle finger anchors every function that the hand performs and is the key to all of the fingers working together efficiently and effectively,” she says in her speech.

But if used inappropriately, she goes on to add, the middle finger can annoy, irritate and give offence. She adds that most of the world looks at the US not as the hand that gives strength, but as the middle finger.

According to her, as the richest and most powerful country, the US must take care not to hurt sentiments and feelings and provide a source of comfort and friendship to the rest of the world.

“Remember that the middle finger - the US - always stands out. If you are smart, if you exhibit emotional intelligence as well as academic intelligence, if you ascribe positive intent to all your actions on the international business stage, this can be a great advantage,” she concludes.

Not exactly flag-burning, table-thumping stuff. But in highly-polarised America, nuances are neither acclaimed nor welcomed.

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1114986.cms

Americans dont have a sense of humor when it comes to God and cuntry

Yet 'Desecration of the Holy Quran common at detention camps'

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_18-5-2005_pg7_48

Did u vote for Bush? go to http://jimtreacher.com/archives/001115.html

-Saby, the nutt

citrus a new style in blogging ....it SUXS .....

citrus: "they say that well water and sea water must not mix.

if anyone gets my meaning :)



our mangys are so classists,so classist. :)


four times in konkani, once in english;for me.


and i try hard not to like her
but i do
and it's not hard.
i do because you do
and even otherwise
i'm sure i would.


i suppose hot water coming out of the cold water tap could be described as, gloriously hot.



and she makes faces at me because i opt to sit out of a mind numbingly boring award giving ceremony, which gave awards to a few business men [that i don't know and couldn't care less about] because they have businesses that are doing well and are making pots of money.


i will show u mine
if u show me yours

did uno dat the plural of penis is peni ? go to http://soulhavoc.blogspot.com/2005/05/misc-peni.html

words and misunderstandings .... go to http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/04/words-are-not-important.html

Miranda, the poor little girl ....

Deep in my mind: Like his mother used to do



He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.

My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
As I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do.

(sorry guys...I had to share this...lol)
posted by Miranda at 2:58 AM"


PS: Miranda married one of the NRI gujjus from IT
sounds a lott like dil-e-nadaan

http://deepinmymind.blogspot.com/

Bhaalu's latest post, he wont lemme comment ...

i was just itching to post .....


u SUXS bhaalu

anyway forget the forgettable Bear
join me in a trip down memory lane
www.imnutsincapsapatriot.blogspot.com/2005/05/how-i-found-u-guys.html

i've been strolling in lover's park at Band Stand, Bandra
and i noticed dat u young punks dont no how to kiss leave alone more serious stuff . so i created a new blogg go to
http://imnutsincapsfreud.blogspot.com/2005/05/places-to-kiss-your-love.html

Vanity of vanities ......

1The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.
2Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.
3What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun?
4One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever.
5The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose.
6The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits.
7All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.
8All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.
9The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
10Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.
11There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.
12I the Preacher was king over Israel in Jerusalem.
13And I gave my heart to seek and search out by wisdom concerning all things that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith.
14I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
15That which is crooked cannot be made straight: and that which is wanting cannot be numbered.
16I communed with mine own heart, saying, Lo, I am come to great estate, and have gotten more wisdom than all they that have been before me in Jerusalem: yea, my heart had great experience of wisdom and knowledge.
17And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit.
18For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

CRYING IN THE RAIN ......

cot WORDY singing dis song



I’ll never let you see
The way my broken heart is hurting in me
I’ve got my pride and I know how to hide
All my sorrow and pain
I’ll do my crying in the rain

If I wait for stormy skies
You won’t know the rain from the tears in my eyes
You’ll never know that I still love you so
Only heart is remain
I’ll do my crying in the rain

Raindrops falling from heaven
Could never take away my misery
Since we’re not together
I pray for stormy weather
To hide these tears I hope you’ll never see

Someday when my crying is done
I’m gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun
I may be a fool but till then, darling, you never see me complain
I’ll do my crying in the rain

Since we’re not together
I pray for stormy weather
To hide these tears I hope you’ll never see
Someday when my crying is done
I’m gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun
I may be a fool but till then, darling, you never see me complain
I’ll do my crying in the rain

Saby joined in the chorus
(she turned me down too)

I’ll do my crying in the rain
I’ll do my crying in the rain

its not funny no more

i just heard Agony gott married to a younger man

the tears just wont stop now, but

I’ll do my crying in the rain
I’ll do my crying in the rain

Analyse dis guy ... a typical indian male at IT ....

a moma's boy


let's call him Rohan


Rohan is all of 26 and has been playing the field
wid mangys, anglos and goan girls


now his mom wants him to marry and have children
she needs a bahu to help in the kitchen and grandchildren


Beta Rohan u have any gf who u want to marry
No mama, the girls i no are just good time girls


Find me a girl wid a rich father
her looks and attitude dont matter

wat are yr specs?

she shud first and foremost be a virgin
(so she has no bench mark for good sex)

a good cook
modest in dress (will wear only 9 yard sari)

good family back ground
a real sita savitri


and wont say WTF when she catches me in bed wid Julia

sad but true, but we need to no so dat ....

WE CAN MAKE INDIA A SUPER POWER

POSITIVES
71% or 742 million people are below 35 years of age. Indians are young

CANT SAY
29 million people are born every year

BAD

94% drop out rate of children between kindergarten and 10+2
6%, which is our so called educated youth, go in for a regular college degree which may not be very relevant in today's context for employment generation
73% of all graduates from colleges are Arts graduates

While 95% of the world youth between 15 to 35 years of age learn a vocation, a skill or a trade, with a choice of 3000 vocational education & training programs, we in India have only identified about 171 trades so far after 57 years of Independence and hardly 2% of the population goes in for formal VET training!
We can get engineers in India but no carpenters, plumbers, drivers and other skilled personnel as per international standards! I. T. is the only exception
I.T. is only 1.5% of the world GDP. India's present share is about 3%. We need to concentrate on the balance 97% of the Economy & Enterprise and make it world class, for rapid economic growth and employment generation
300 million unemployed* and only 45 million have actually registered with employment offices with little or no hope of getting employment (our estimates)*
Of all new employment generated, 1% are Government jobs, 2% are in the 'Organized sector' and the balance 97% in the 'Unorganized sector'

Out of our 409 million workforce, 93.5% work in the unorganized sector and about 6.5% in the organized sector
1.7% of the entire population, viz. 18 million people work for the Central & State Government; another 9 million work in the 'private organized sector', total 2.6%

All the Labour Laws are made to protect, at any cost, the above 2.6% of the Indian population. Article 311 of the Indian constitution

The Secret Garden: PLEASE MARRY ME

The Secret Garden: PLEASE MARRY ME


PLEASE MARRY ME (dont be silly, its not me asking- its Caraf- click on secret garden)

Those words could mean any or all of the following
-> I never want to be alone again.-> I would like someone splitting the bills with me.-> I'd like to do that whole 'wedding' thing!-> My sister/brother/ best-friend is getting married... I wanna too!-> I'd like to have someone to have sex with... without condoms (only occasionally ofcourse!)...I could try out those kama-sutra tricks (and those new sex toys...)-> I think its time I settled down...

-> If I married you, I'd be MRS.***** and then I'd be able to get health care and a post-paid mobile phone connection..-> How impressed my friends/ family would be if I had a beautiful body like yours on my arm...-> I'm the mood for marriage. Baby.-> I love you and I don't know any other way to take things one step higher..

-> I'm growing old and I think I could use some help around the house..-> I've always wanted a green-card.-> I need a Daddy for the baby I'm pregnant with.You'll do.-> I'm afraid of the dark.-> Your business and my business... we could be milionaires.. monopolise the market....

-> I do one crazy thing per day as a rule.. today this is it.-> I'd like to 'be married and have a family'-> I think I'd make a great father/mother-> My parents would make great grand-parents.-> Now maybe I can get into bed with you! (Tommorrow I'll tell you I was drunk when I asked you to marry me...)-> I have a dream.....-> All those things I could do with your money... mmmmm.....-> Just checking... would anyone really agree to marry me?

-> I'll tell you anything to make you forget that rival of mine you used to date.-> I really need to show myself I'm 'normal'.-> I need a bodyguard.-> You look like you need a kind martyr like me to love you into being human again.(Beauty and the Beast Syndrome - 'A tale as old as time.. song as old as rhyme... ;))tt-> I've gotten bored talking to myself all the time...

-> It would be great growing old with you.-> It would be great growing young with you.-> You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel.... (but only after we get 'married'.. I don't like messing with God and my parents...)

-> I'm a god fearing man. Its time for me fulfil my destiny. Genesis Chapter 1 - Go forth, Multiply and Fill the earth.And (here's what I'd mean if I said those words;)

I want to make love to you every day and every night for the rest of my life. And when we're done with the screaming and oos and aahs I'd like to fall asleep to the sound of your snores.

and the winner is the mangy ........

no not those mangys, its JANICE
she been to Florida and lazing in the sun the whole fucking day
she became a dumb blonde

but she was always dumb

'Not now, DAMMIT' - Gomey ....

GO TO MY SIDE BAR TO FIND GOMEY .....

or click here
http://gomeanimalfarm.blogspot.com/2005/04/bambi-sezclick-on-archive-for-more.html

i love u guys just the way ur ......

Do not conform... rom. 12:2: and when i catch my breath....:

dis song is dedicated to the Austraylayan and her silly gang at IT

That's When I Love You.

When you have to look away
When you dont have much to say
Thats when I love you
I love you, just that way

To hear you stumble when you speak
Or see you walk with two left feet
Thats when I love you
I love you, endlessly

And when your mad cuz you lost a game
Forget Im waiting in the rain
Baby i love you,
I love you anyway

The more I learn,
The more I love
The more my heart can't get enough
That's when I love you,
When I love you no matter what

So when you turn to hide your eyes
Cause the movie it made you cry
That's when I love you
I love you a little more each time

And when you can't quite match your clothes
Or when you laugh at your own jokes
That's when I love you
I love you, more than you'll know

And when you forget that we had a date
Or that look that you get when you show up late
Baby I love you, I love you anyway

Here's my promise made tonight
You can count on me for life
That's when i love you

The more I learn,
The more I love
The more my heart cant get enough
That's when I love you,

When I love you no matter what
No matter what"

and i sure hope ANGELA wont sue
when she sees dis

click on 'do not conform' above to get to Angela
she is my new love
but she dont no it

Kingdom of Heaven .....

CRUSADE or JEHAD ?

i talk crap .....

i am like dat only


a wooman i chat wid says
i talk crap

dats true
but i love to talk crap

u cant blame me
if yr ears get full of shit

who asked u to listen ? !!

Marx - Engels - Lenin ........

these are the guys who fought and spoke out for Worker's Rights

.The fight for the 8-hour working day in the United States in the 1880s was the issue that gave birth to 1 May as International Labour Day.

Dis didnt come easy ...
Hence Red, yes it was the commies who first shed their blood for worker's rights

Marx held that the foundations of reality lay in the material base of economics rather than in the abstract thought of idealistic philosophy. He earned a doctorate at Jena in 1841, writing on the materialism and atheism of Greek atomists, then moved to Köln, where he founded and edited a radical newspaper, Rheinische Zeitung. Although he also attempted to earn a living as a journalist in Paris and Brussels, Marx's participation in unpopular political movements made it difficult to support his growing family. He finally settled in London in 1849, where he lived in poverty while studying and developing his economic and political theories. Above all else, Marx believed that philosophy ought to be employed in practice to change the world.
The core of Marx's economic analysis found early expression in the Ökonomisch-philosophische Manuskripte aus dem Jahre 1844 (Economic and Political Manuscripts of 1844) (1844). There, Marx argued that the conditions of modern industrial societies invariably result in the estrangement (or alienation) of workers from their own labor. In his review of a Bruno Baier book, On the Jewish Question (1844), Marx decried the lingering influence of religion over politics and proposed a revolutionary re-structuring of European society. Much later, Marx undertook a systematic explanation of his economic theories in Das Capital (Capital) (1867-95) and Theorien Über den Mehrwert (Theory of Surplus Value) (1862).
Marx and his colleague Friedrich Engels issued the Manifest der kommunistischen Partei (Communist Manifesto) (1848) in the explicit hope of precipitating social revolution. This work describes the class struggle between proletariat and bourgeoisie, distinguishes communism from other socialist movements, proposes a list of specific social reforms, and urges all workers to unite in revolution against existing regimes. (You may wish to compare this prophetic document with the later exposition of similar principles in Lenin's State and Revolution (1919).)

For Lenin, dis space is not sufficient go to
http://www.time.com/time/time100/leaders/profile/lenin.html