Sunday, June 01, 2008

America, mon amour

Happy the fourth


Vest said...

Yank my doodle its a dandy'

Anonymous said...

A man went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and this was too much for him.
"Goddammit," said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my food!'

"Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should keep it warm."

"Why don't you just shove it up your ass?" the man said angrily.

"That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen."

Anonymous said...

Reminder for Keshi who continually visits Saby

Keshi said...
Saby please stay away from my life! U hv no right to use my pics in ur blog, neither do u hv the right to steal someone else's posts and put them up in other blogs? And to harass me every single day in Blogville! I can SUE u. U know that dun u? Its happening to a Facebook dun flaunt ur stupidity just cos u got a PC.

dont u have anything else to do than live 24/7 obsessed with Keshi? Which part of GET OUT OF MY LIFE dun u u'stand? And stop the stupid circus of creating so many dumb blog IDs to get my attention cos u will never get that again - not even an ounce. I felt sorry for ur pathetic existence and thats why I let u be in my blog since my bday. But I'll never make that MISTAKE again.



Jim said...

thank u Annony mouse for the laffs

Keshi is angry now
but I am sure she will forgive me on her next birthday or before

Anonymous said...

I have it on good authority that this is a true story:

Among the many famous utterances of Neil Armstrong's upon setting foot on the moon, there was one baffler.

It was: "Here's to you, Mr. Kuwalski."

Years later Neil finally fessed up that he had once accidentally kicked a ball into his neighbors', the Kuwalski's, yard.

As he was stealthily prowling around, looking for the ball, he heard an argument going on between Mr. and Mrs. Kuwalski.

Apparently he was trying to get her to agree to some oral sex.

Her final irate comment was: "I'll give you oral sex. The day they put a man on the moon."

krystyna said...

It is NOT nice what you're doing, Jim!!!
Keshi is right, you have No right to used her or someone else's pics.
Very bad!

Anonymous said...

If you check out Krystyna's blog, the right hand column, you will see Keshi's pic there.

So, how come she has the right to use a pic and you do not??