Wednesday, January 24, 2007

i just wanna be

your teddy bear

The mouse trap
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.> >> >

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning. "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"> >> >

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."> >> >

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house."> >> >
The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in> > my prayers."> >> > The mouse turned to the cow. She said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry> > for you, but it's no skin off my nose."> >> > So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face> > the farmer's mousetrap alone.> >> > That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the> > sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.> >> > The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness,> > she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had> > caught.> >> > The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the> > hospital, and she returned home with a fever. Everyone knows you> > treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet> > to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. [The mouse ate all> > the leftover crumbs]> >> > But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to> > sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered> > the pig. [The mouse ate all the leftover crumbs]> >> > The farmer's wife did not get well; she died. So many people came> > for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough> > meat for all of them. [The mouse ate all the leftover crumbs]> >> > So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it> > doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are> > all at risk. [and the mouse eats all the leftover crumbs]> >> > We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye> > out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one> > another.> >> > SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER HELPED YOU OUT AND LET THEM KNOW> > HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE. REMEMBER: EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN> > ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY; OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.>>>

thanks june


Anonymous said...

One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely.

"Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun.
"Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby.
"No, really." said the nun "I won't mind."

So the Cabby told her:
"Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a blow job done by a nun."

"Well then, whats your name?" The nun asked
"Are you married?"
"Are you christian?"
"Then Pull into the next alley."

The cabby was stunned. but he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the next alley. When they were finished, they returned to the cab.

While driving, the cabby started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the nun
"I'm sorry, I've lied."
"How so?"
"Well, My name is David, I have a wife and three children, and I'm Jewish."

"Well, I've done a bit of lying too..." smiled the nun "My name is George and I'm going to a costume party."

starry nights said...

A really nice story.Something we can learn, that we need eachother and are intricately connected.

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...
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Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Nice story it is :)

Since when have u become so wise ... or do I blame that on ur old age ?

Anonymous said...

the nun story

Keshi said...

and who's this now? Another net GF out of the millions u have? LOL!


Keshi said...

btw Cuckoo has a new post...apparently there's a guy in India who's 50 something and married 50 that u by any chance Saby?


Anonymous said...

Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone -- Kindness in another`s trouble, Courage in your own.

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