Saturday, December 03, 2005

the bollywood girls wid Ooomph





mmm

Mallika Sherawat
Mallika Sherawat

Mallika Sherawat
Mallika Sherawat
Mallika Sherawat

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted
her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She
saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She
went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I
am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but
immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."

Anonymous said...

No formalities
Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted
her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She
saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She
went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I
am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but
immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."

Jim said...
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Jim said...

One sardu was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india
plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon
as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which
was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and
requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:"I want
to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then
complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came and requested the sardarji
to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.Then the air
hostess went and told the asst capt.He also came and requested,but in
vain.Finally the Captain came.He whispered something in the ears of the
sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle
seat.
Astonished,the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt
afterwards
what he told to the sardarji.Capt. told :"nothing.I just told him
that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to
Jalandhar."

Anonymous said...

* * * * *
Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on
the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up
after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you
had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number,"
replied Mrs. Banta Singh.


* * * * * *

Jim said...

* * * * * *
Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and
asked,
"Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy,
"I have been illiterate for so long."


* * * * * *

Michelle said...

yea watever ppl say...she can attract attention...and i guess shez pretty much succeeded in doin tht

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Shez a wannabe...tsk tsk tsk!

Anonymous said...

Keshi is Mallika Sherawat of bloggywood

Anonymous said...

attention seeking that is





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Anonymous said...

lay off Keshi pleeez
Michelle i didnt expect dis from u

Anonymous said...

et tu cheesy ?

Anonymous said...

cheesy and michelle
are jealous of Mallika Sherawat





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Anonymous said...

Mallika is soooo sexy

Cheesy and Michelle are so not lol!




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Anonymous said...

Keshi is insecure wooman

she has become more mad lately

and a new granny of bloggywood




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Anonymous said...

Thanks Pu bear for ur thoughts...but I hope someday u will think abt what I said..even if that meant when ur very old and grey, sitting in ur room, wondering what Life was all abt...some day...:)


THIS IS keshi GRAND MOM FOR U

Anonymous said...

AND HER ANOTHER GRANNY DIALOGUE

If u are depressed sit by a cool place like a beach or a lake and enjoy the tranquility of the river.....


LOLLLLLL

richard cranium

Anonymous said...

I think keshit would die without her blog















And I might just hack it









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Anonymous said...

all the word's probs are to do wid coming too soon or too late


u go to a party
and if u arrive too soon
u get pissed b4 the party has even started

u arrive late and all u get is dinner

the bar is closed





haahaaaahahahahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

sabyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

u

are

an

asshole

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Anonymous said...

zuzu because u messed up wid keshi

who told u to post her pic?

Anonymous said...

thanks tho

we came to know how ugly she really looks



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Anonymous said...

jules wants to see the real Keshi?


give me ur email id



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Anonymous said...

keshi suffers from inferiority complex

and no self respect

thats why she did not meet rohit in melbounre

she is safe in the cocoooooons of her home and office and blog


if u see real keshit

u will know what I mean

and the image that she created of a hot girl

u will laff at her stupidity ifu see her pic

she is mentally insecure and insane
and bitch nevertheless




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Anonymous said...

what

why me zuzu




cant u talk less cryptic

which is annoying


annoyed_mouse

Anonymous said...

why dont u take the trouble of opening ur blog


instead of troubling us for the reply into ur mail box


already people tink twice before commenting

and u expect dem to email??



-Saby

Anonymous said...

zuzu is inherently stupid



-Saby

Anonymous said...

why i prefer blogging to email


u dont have to reply
some other guy will for u

u can reply annony mousely

if u make a bloomer
u can claim dat wasnt u

-saby

Anonymous said...

haaaaaahahahaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

new posty


new posty


plzzzzzz eagerly waiting :P

Anonymous said...

all the word's probs are to do wid coming too soon or too late


dis is so fucking hilarious

Anonymous said...

saby is born again at 55

Anonymous said...

***Vivek_Panda

Oh c'mon :) it's not that I have a golden heart, just that I have compassion that the killers dont have...:)


***Saby

Im not bothered...it's not that I wont b able to live w.o. my blog, it's that they wont be :) Thanks anyways.


Keshi.



KESHI ITS NOT THAT U ARE AN UGLY HOE

ITS THAT WE SEE U AS AN UGLY HOE

BITCH SAYZ THE SAME DIALOGUE EVERYWHERE

Anonymous said...

DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

Anonymous said...

DAMN!

IT SHUD BE REVERSE

ITS NOT THAT WE SEE U AS AN UGLY HOE


ITS THAT U ARE AN UGLY HOE

Anonymous said...

ITZ NOT THAT MANNY IS FUNNY

ITS THAT KESHI CANT UNDERSTAND HUMOUR

LOL

Anonymous said...

death penaly woud make us think twice about the crime

If Keshi sees a head that could be hers on a pole with a crow picking at it

she wil tink twice before uttering rubbish

Anonymous said...

ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR OF DEATH PENALTY FOR KESHI
will raise their deeks


ladies will burn their bras

Anonymous said...

If someone kills, they should be killed for it


Why should they live while their victim did not?


keshi dont read news paper or fact
sheets



she noes only blogs







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Anonymous said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Anonymous said...

DAMN!

this is a good link

show this to keshit

http://deathpenaltyusa.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

i did