Monday, November 12, 2007

Progress ?

graeme said...

Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white American government official,> "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars > and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the > damage he's done." > > The Chief nodded in agreement. >

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, > where did the white man go wrong?" > >

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then > calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it, > no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. > Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day > hunting and fishing; all night having sex." > > Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough > to think he improve system like that.">
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Anonymous said...

why do men write advice columns?


Dear Walter
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold.
If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter
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8:10 PM
Rex Venom said...

hahaha!
Shit, when you put it like That!
Too true.....
Rock on.

5:13 PM
Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

okay saby .. regarding your mail and comment on my blog .. what do I have to do once am a part of it?? You know what a slacker I am ... i don't post regularly!

2:28 PM
Rex Venom said...

Never! Never! hehehe
I can't Join a Blog Thingie! No!
Whatever would I do?
Hey. You go and be a joiner I am one of those Oh-So-Cool loner types. Yeah. Like Mad Max of something. Yeah!
Rock on!

8:23 PM

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