Tuesday, May 08, 2007

God is a Salami Sandwich

I once began writing a book called God is a Salami Sandwich.
That would have been a very good book. I gave you that inspiration. Why did you not write it?
It felt like blasphemy. Or at the very least, horribly irreverent.
You mean wonderfully irreverent! What gave you the idea that God is only "reverent"?

God is the up and the down. The hot and the cold. The left and the right.The reverent and the irreverent!

Think you that God cannot laugh? Do you imagine that God does not enjoy a good joke? Is it your knowing that God is without humor'? I tell you, God invented humor.

Must you speak in hushed tones when you speak to Me? Are slang words or tough language outside My ken?
I tell you, you can speak to Me as you would speak with your best friend.

Do you think there is a word I have not heard? A sight I have not seen? A sound I do not know?Is it your thought that I despise some of these, while I love the others?

I tell you, I despise nothing. None of it ;s repulsive to Me. It is life, and life is the gift; the unspeakable treasure; the holy of holies.I am life, for I am the stuff life is. Its every aspect has a divine purpose.

Nothing exists - nothing - without a reason understood and approved by God.


Keshi said...

**I am life, for I am the stuff life is. Its every aspect has a divine purpose.

thats beautiful.


Anonymous said...

keshi u suck


Jessica said...

helooo saby nice message ....

Anonymous said...

keshi is a bore...

Anonymous said...

How wud you stop a man whoz badmouthing you and your loved ones??

Wait a while then give back him a mouthful.

Ignore him.

Buy him a candy

Ask him 2 write it.No time 2 listen.Wud read l8r.

warn him if he doesnt stop, fight wid him.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Hello. And Bye.

Anonymous said...

good evening fellas. I'm really into shoes and I have been digging for the sake of that singular brand. The prices seeking the velcros were approximately 350 pounds on every page. But completely I set this locate selling them for the benefit of half price. I really like these [url=http://www.shoesempire.com]gucci sneakers[/url]. I will absolutely order these. what do you think?