semi finals at 12:30 AM IST

Germany in tears as Italy moves to the finals.
In the last 4 minutes of extra time
Italy scores 2 goals


God wants Mumbai to watch the semi-finals tonoght at 12:30 AM IST
its raining cats and dogs here
schools/ colleges shut

office goers cant get to work
trains disrupted
so have a drink and sleep the afternoon to wake up for the semi-finals at 12: 30 AM

Germany vs Italy
http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/

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GenNext FAQs

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?Dono ne kapde tyag diye,ek ne desh ke liye,doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya HaiJudge: U r crossing the limits.Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?Judge: How dare you call me saala?Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.Saheb: Kal aana.Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhonrupaye fase huye hain.Generation Next Motto:Na hum shaadi karenge,na apne bachchon ko karne denge.What do u call a woman in heaven?An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?PEACE ON EARTH!What's the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.What did they named them?They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungiMaa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungiMaa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le.

i gott dis from Fr Anil

We All Need a Tree…..to hang up our troublesI hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse,and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric drill quit and his ancient one ton truck refused to start. While I drove him home, he sat in stony silence. On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands. When opening the door he underwent an amazing transformation. His face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave his wife a kiss.Afterward he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do earlier. "Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure, those troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children... So I just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home and ask God to take care of them. Then in the morning I pick them up again." "Funny thing is," he smiled," when I come out in the morning to pick 'me up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember hanging up the night

YES!
its Fr Anil again
he is a jolly good fella

Cry Brasil mon amour

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Wat Michele told me
http://www.1funny.com/reject.shtml

China targets blogs
Tim Richardson
30th June 2006
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/30/china_blogs/

China has launched yet another crackdown on the country's net users after officials said that blogs and search engines would "undergo strict supervision of the government".

State media reports that China has already taken measures to "purify the environment of internet and mobile communication network" and plans to have this "purification" completed by early next year.

Cai Wu, director of the Information Office of the State Council, said: "As more and more illegal and unhealthy information spreads through the blog and search engine, we will take effective measures to put the BBS (bulletin board system), blog and search engine under control."

China has a long history of cracking down on net use amid fears that the online world is a threat to its culture.

In its battle to censor online porn, gambling, violence, and political and religious freedom, the government has shut down thousands of cybercafes, closed websites, blocked access to content and arrested people for posting messages online.

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Mr Gothe, Netra Dan, and Deha Dan ....

Dear Saby,
I feel sad to inform you that my 87 years old father breathed his last gracefully........and peacefully......on 01 July 2006 at about 12.48 pm in a nursing home.He did gift both of his eyes (Netra Dan) and the two enucleated cornea will benefit two needy old persons in the age group of 60-70 years and also donated his entire body (Deha Dan) to JJ Hospital....that will be used for academic purposes......I saw his body after embalming at about 18.30 Hrs and I feel it was well honored and preserved....No 'last' rites will be performed as per his wish.....

Pravin

a tribute to Sri Gothe from Frank Sinatra

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.

My friend, Ill say it clear,
Ill state my case, of which Im certain.

Ive lived a life thats full.
Ive traveled each and evry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, Ive had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.

I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,

But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.

But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.

I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.
Ive had my fill; my share of losing.

And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,

No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.

To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.

The record shows I took the blows
-And did it my way!


Netradan - Dehadan

Name of Institute
Contact
For Netra-Dan-Eye Donation
J. J. Duggan Eye Bank,
Sir J J Group of Hospitals, Byculla, Mumbai – 400 008
Tel: 022- 2375 0102; 022 - 2376 9400
For Deha-Dan-Body Donation
Department of Anatomy,
Grant Medical College & Sir J J Group of Hospitals, Byculla, Mumbai – 400 008
Tel: 022 - 2375 55 55
Dr. Champneri – 022 - 2378 2587
Dr. Rekha Shah – 022 - 2371 4559

Documents required for registration: -

1. Consent letter with Date, Name, Address and Signature and signed Two Photographs with Name, Address and Signature of Two witnesses

Documents received form Institute after registration:-

1. Body Donation Card along with a forwarding letter with details of address, dial-a-phone in emergencies, office timing of the departments etc. is sent by post


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its another day in paradise ...

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grafiti

..Fight For Supremacy
It's Pak vs Kashmiri militants
Press Trust of IndiaPosted online: Tuesday, June 27, 2006 at 1955 hours ISTUpdated: Tuesday, June 27, 2006 at 1959 hours IST

Jammu, June 27: The high-security Kotbalwal Jail has become a virtual war zone with Pakistani and local militants fighting amongst each other in the last few days in a bid to establish supremacy over each other.
The clashes have resulted in injuries to at least seven jail inmates mainly Kashmiris. A militant of Hizbul Mujahideen received head injuries last night and the jail authorities had to summon a doctor who stiched his wounds, official sources said.
The differences between the two groups had been simmering for quite some time and it was a virtual showdown in the last few days when some of the Kashmiri militants refused to attend the 'classes' on 'jihad' (armed crusade) being organised by the Pakistani militants, mainly belonging to Lashker-e-Toiba (LeT) and Jaish-e-Mohammed (JeM), the sources said.
Besides this, the Pakistani militants were treating their Kashmir counterparts 'very badly' and mainly using their services for cleaning the room, washing clothes and obey other orders, the sources said.
More Nation Headlines

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Happy Independence Day my american friends and lovers

On July 4, 1776, they claimed their independence from Britain
and Democracy was born.

Every day thousands leave their homeland to come to the "land of the free and the home of the brave" so they can begin their American Dream.

The United States is truly a diverse nation made up of dynamic people. Each year on July 4, Americans celebrate that freedom and independence with barbecues, picnics, and family gatherings.

Through the Internet we are learning about and communicating with people of different nations, with different languages and different races throughout the world. Bringing the world closer with understanding and knowledge can only benefit all nations.

We invite all nations to celebrate with Americans online this Fourth of July. Happy Birthday, America!

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands. One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

A child's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner [626K, WAV]
(full text of the song)

The Pledge of Allegiance has been amended as Kim says
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

HAPPY CANADA DAY too

the game is not over until the last whistle is blown

Germany down 1-0 before half time
equalized in the second half

to win 4-2 in penalty shoot out

Argentina go home crying
to face a hostile DIEGO

they gonna get a flogging from the hand of God



Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.
BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Send this on to everyone special in your life, even the people who really make you mad sometimes and to the people whose lives you want to be in!!!

And send it back to the person who sent it to you if they mean something to you!! Remember, every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted.

- a forward from Gita

Annony mouse, the creep

..Never ever fart in a wet suit
- Starbender.


"A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions." Anonymous

"The world has teeth and can bite you when it wants to." Stephen King


Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Yuh can't suck cane and blow whistle.

One good turn deserves another
Saying is one thing; doing another

Like music to my ears
One good turn deserves half the blankets

A lie well stuck to is as good as the truth.
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself

The female of the species is more deadly than the male
God is alive and well and working on something less ambitious

A man in love is a fool, and an old man in love is the greatest fool of all.

Man cannot live on bread alone
The higher you climb up the ladder, the more people can see your arse
Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground

Charity covers a multitude of sins
Take a hair of the dog that bit you

After a storm comes a calm.
Kill not the goose that lays the golden egg

An idle mind is.. the best way to relax.
The King can make a knight, but not a gentleman

Never speak ill of the dead
If the wind will not serve, take to the oars

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Contributed by Charon Muck, 26 Jan 2000

Jesus is anti-religion

... the true christian is not bound by religion or rules

it was the Holy Sabath day (Saturday)
but Jesus had no day off
He went on healing the sick

He was accused of breaking Moses' rule
Keep holy the sabbath day

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As per the law of Moses
a woman cot in adultery was to be stoned to death
no punishment for the man of course

Accordingly Mary Magdalene was being stoned to death
Jesus said: 'let the man who has no sin, cast the first stone'

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The jews of those day were rule bound to wash upto their elbows before partaking of their meals

Jesus disciples (fishermen) hadnt read about dis
They were admonished by the elders and the chief priests

Jesus said
FUCK u charlie! it dont matter
their hearts are clean

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eye for an eye will make the whole fucking world blind
- M K Gandhi

if a guy slaps u on the right cheek
turn the other cheek
-Jesus
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wat must i do to enter the kingdom of heaven
Jesus: Keep the commandments

i already done dat
Jesus: OK, then sell all your possessions and give to the poor
and follow me

Jesus (after a long wait): it is easier for the camel to enter the eye of a needle

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if u do charity
let not your left hand no wat your right hand is doing
- Jesus
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wat must i do to enter the kindom of heaven?
Jesus: read the Bile

Jeeeez, gimme a break
Jesus: OK, i give it to u in short

Love God wid all u gott, and
Love your neighbour as much as u love yourself
(provided u r not a masochist)

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and if the Bible reading tells u otherwise
(like going to war on Iraq)
burn the whole fucking Bible
-Jesus
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Not all those who say to me Lord! Lord! will enter the kingdom of heaven
-Jesus
there are more Hindus, Muslims, and atheists in Heaven than christians

and from Me Mirandaaaa
A man in love is a fool, and an old man in love is the greatest fool of all.
Man cannot live on bread alone
The higher you climb up the ladder, the more people can see your arse

Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground
Charity covers a multitude of sins

Men will be men.

In search of that perfect man?
Men will be men. So learn to overlook imperfections with understanding
This one is for the women.
Ask any woman what she thinks about a relationship. And she will paint a picture either so beautiful or so practical, that every man listening to it will strive to achieve that near perfect state.

Maybe not every man, but at least every man who cares or likes that woman.

But women are never satisfied and a constant confusion on what they want will keep you looking for everything short of the Holy Grail (and in some cases, even the Grail itself, you never know).

But ask them why and they'll lash out at you with sarcasm. They are goddesses and want nothing less than a man who would be god. But the question at this point is, "How does one become God?" or "How do you become the perfect man?"

Now, all women are not so demanding. In fact, most sacrifice more than you can ever imagine just to keep a relationship going. But this is for the select few, who believe that men are `losers', and don't deserve a life because they never will learn how to treat a woman right.

Now I ask you women, "How do you treat a woman right?" Because all you'll ever give any man is this depiction of someone who, believe it or not, does everything perfect as though he were programmed to do so.

So I'm guessing that an android is the perfect man. Someone who'll shut up when asked or cry when required and stays strong just like the heroes in romantic movies and the books you read. Maybe the perfect man is someone created to your likes.

Now, I know that men can really drive women insane. Some have even been so cruel that they've ruined a woman's life, but women have done the same thing, just not that often or maybe more than you know.

But expecting men to change, just because everything is not perfect, is just childish and has no justification.

So in conclusion to all you women who are looking for that perfect man, all the best and I hope you invent one soon. But know this, men will be men and seek not perfection. However, understanding and patient teaching can help them evolve into better beings.

Send in your queries to craigscall@yahoo.co.in

a forward by Known Stranger http://vaishnav.blogspot.com/
the closest i have come to the perfect man says Julia

HAPPY 50th B"DAY CHRIS ISAAK http://chrisisaak.com/