of friends and bestest friends

Boys should read this to improve their Knowledge bank :-?
Girls should read this to know the reality in life :-)
Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.

It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.
Do you have a gal who is just a friend?

Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer?
Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes?

Here's a ready reckoner for you:
% Just a friend %

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you.
If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say,
"Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.
(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).

% Good Friend %
You are like a TV remote control.
I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".
Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye.

"Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.


% Very good friend %
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.
She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you.
And you are special to her.

Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating.
He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies.
I think he doesn't like me anymore.
And yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(

% Best Friend %

You are like the auto rickshaw driver. S
he can't live without you.
And don't be mistaken.
You are not her boyfriend.
But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun .
Rahul Shopping.
Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee.
Rahul,you pay.
I am having fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose.
He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends.
We should remain friends Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."

Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).


% Best of the Bestest Friends %
Ok now you are really special.
You aredad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.
Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.
You take her around.You make her project.
You do her assignments.
You are allowed to take her doggie around.
You can hold hands on the beach.You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).

But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.

Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.Shekhar this is Rahul,he is my bestest friend".Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.

% Boyfriend %
Uh... No comments dude. You're already GoneFor all Rahul type guys… Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta. And about Maya… and about Tina also…This will open Shilpas eyes!!!!

http://imnutsincapsless.blogspot.com/2006/08/crazy-christian-fanatics.html

http://deepinmymind.blogspot.com/2006/08/past-few-days-have-been-crazy-but-i.html#comments

THE BEEGEST THREAT TO AMERICA AND AMERICANS TODAY

We make tings better and cheaper, say India and China

Wat if ....

Sitting here watching Little red numbers roll by
Wondering if you think of me.“If you sit down with this , , old , , clown
I’ll take that frown and break it.”
-Rex

i am curious
either Rex is a younger man
or an older man than me

he says he is a clown
i have another friend VEST who claims he is 80

FUCK
u cant trust age, gender or nationalty on cyber
i have always said i am 55 for the last 3 years, and male

wat if am female and a grandmother
and Rex too
and De Vile too

and Keshis pic is not keshis pic
and keshi is 14

clowns all of us

Why WARS are fot? ...What if ? .....the blog of President Mahmood Ahmadinejad of Iran

WARS are fot for:

for biz interests
- for a market to the armaments industry
MIGs, F-16s, etc
- to secure trade routes
- for OIL and GAS
- for WATER (future wars)

for personl interests
- to win an election

saby said...
Subhash Chandra Bose was unfortunate
he chose germany as an ally
and unfortunately Germany lost the war

i sometimes wonder if the World wud have been a better place
if Hitler and Mussolini and Japan won WW II

The President of America then wud have been hanged as a war criminal for Hiroshima and Nagasaki

and there wud be no Israel
and there wud be peace in the Middle East
2:57 PM

Have you seen the blog of President Mahmood Ahmadinejad of Iran?I may not like his guts, but I dig his blog.The guy has brains.From Mahmood Ahmadinejad’s blog, I now know that he is more intelligent than President George W.Bush of America.If you doubt me, go and read his blog and you will see that the difference between him and Dubya is clear. No wonder Hasan Nasrallah of Hezbollah has been able to prove his mettle against Israel. Mahmood Ahmadinejad has been a good shrink.
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count down to freedom

 

How independence was won, it didnt come easy

 

China and India

 

I love my INDIA

India struggles to catch China

By Rupert Wingfield-Hayes BBC News, Delhi and Beijing
The rapid growth of the Indian and Chinese economies have transformed the two countries in recent years. But this prosperity has also brought other problems.

Heavy investment has turned Beijing into a modern cityI think it was in 2003, that the world suddenly woke up to China.

I am not sure what caused it to happen, what particular event or news story. I just remembered the phone in the BBC's Beijing Bureau started ringing and it has not stopped since.

Well now it is happening again and this time it is not China, it is India.
Every time you turn on the television or pick up a magazine, it is no longer the rise of China, it is now the rise of China and India.

The desire to make comparisons is understandable. Both have more than a billion people. Both are growing at 10% a year.

Delhi is an overwhelming experience. It is as if all of humanity has been squeezed into one city There are, I suspect, many who are hoping that India, with its freedom and democracy, will win this new race to become the next economic super power. I am not so sure.

I have spent the last eight years living in Beijing, and only four days in Delhi, so comparisons are difficult.
But the few days I recently spent in India made me look at China in a new light.


'Shocking experience'

Over 15 million people live in Delhi
Delhi is an overwhelming experience. It is as if all of humanity has been squeezed into one city.
The streets groan under the weight of people. The air is filled with deafening noise and sumptuous smells.
Switch on the television and it is the same.
Between channels blasting out voluptuous Bollywood love stories and pop videos, an endless stream of news channels dissect the latest political scandals, and debauched lifestyles of the rich and famous.
Coming from China it is an almost shocking experience.
But after the initial delight at being in an open society, I started to notice other things.
The hotel was expensive and bad. In my room I searched for a high speed internet connection, a standard feature in any hotel in China. There was not one.
Then with the night-time temperature still well above 30C (86F) the power went out.
I lay for hours soaked in sweat trying, and failing, to get back to sleep and wishing I was back in Beijing where the lights never go out.
But getting back would not be easy.
Passenger queues
I looked at my plane ticket. Departure time 0315. Surely that could not be right.
I called the front desk. "That's correct sir," he said, "the airport is too small so many flights from Delhi leave in the middle of the night."
He was not joking.
My taxi struggled along the Jaipur road towards the airport.
The two-lane road was clogged by an endless convoy of lorries. Finally I arrived at Indira Gandhi International airport. Despite the hour it was teeming with people.
The queues snaked around the airport and back to where they had started.
Foreign tourists stared in bewilderment. Locals with the resigned look of those used to waiting.
I could not help feeling a sense of relief at being back in a country where things work "Is it always like this?" I asked a man in the queue ahead of me.
"Pretty much," he sighed.
I was finally shepherded aboard the flight to Shanghai.
Next to me sat a friendly looking Indian man in shorts and running shoes.
"Is this your first trip to China?" he asked me.
"No," I replied, "I live there."
"Really," he said, his interest piqued, "what should I expect?"
"I think," I said, "you should expect to be surprised."
Jaw dropping
Six hours later, our plane taxied to a halt in front of the soaring glass and steel of Shanghai's Pudong International Airport.

In Delhi I had been shocked to see thousands of people sleeping rough on the streets every night, nothing but the few rags they slept in to call their own As we emerged into the cool silence of the ultra-modern terminal, my new companion's jaw slid towards his belly button.
"I was not expecting this," he said, his eyes wide in wonder. "Oh no, I definitely was not expecting this".
I also found myself looking at China afresh.
Later that day as I drove home from Beijing airport along the smooth six-lane highway I could not help feeling a sense of relief at being back in a country where things work.
And it was not just the airports and roads.
Driving through a village on the edge of Beijing I was struck by how well everyone was dressed.
In Delhi, I had been shocked to see thousands of people sleeping rough on the streets every night, nothing but the few rags they slept in to call their own. Even deep in China's countryside that is not something you will see.
In Delhi I had been told of the wonders of India's new economy, of the tens of thousands of bright young graduates churning out the world's latest computer software.
I thought of China's new economy, of the tens of millions of rural migrants who slave away in factories, making everything from plimsolls to plasma televisions.
And of the same rural migrants, heading home to their villages at Chinese New Year festival loaded down with gifts, their pockets stuffed full of cash.
China is not a free society, and it has immense problems. But its successes should not be underestimated.
They are ones that India, even with its open and democratic society, is still far from matching.

- posted by KS

Rahul Mahajan, the son of the late Minister who sold out to RELIANCE spends Rs 80,000 per day on clubs and partying

if the Communist party of India in the ruling alliance dont wake up soon

We will have a revolution the likes of which the world has not seen yet

The French Revolution wud look like a kitty party in comparison

mouses and tuff guys

FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5. It's very, very important that these 3 women dont know about No. 1 (biwi)

Pug says: hmmm... I should be so lucky!Perhaps in my dreams.

Oh! by the way that ain't my wording, it's a text that my old man Keith sent me.

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Ban Muslims from our skies says PUGS
Maro sale ko

i hate annony mouse

so does STARBENDER

jana gana mana......National Song of India

National Song of India

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a second tryst with destiny

The British and our leaders in the greed for power. The desire to become the first PM, they divided our Bharat.

It is now time to reunite Pakistan, India and Bangla Desh and Sri Lanka at least for free trade as in Europe.




Nostalgia posts
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/06/saby-self-portrait.html
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/06/she-is-more-than-wooman.html

http://imnutsincapsquotes.blogspot.com/2005/10/brainstorming.html

http://imnutsincapsdeath.blogspot.com/2005/08/when-does-guy-really-die.html

a tryst with destiny

Long years ago we made a tryst with destiny, and now the time comes when we will redeem our pledge, not wholly or in full measure, but very substantially. At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom. A moment comes, which comes but rarely in history, when we step out from the old to the new, when an age ends and when the soul of a nation, long suppressed, finds utterance .... We end today a period of ill fortune, and India discovers herself again." - Jawaharlal Nehru (Speech on Indian Independence Day, 1947).

The day when India woke up to freedom back in 1947 was a day of great celebration. A country got rid of her foreign yoke and became a sovereign nation, she celebrated her sovereignty on this day - the triumph of numerous martyred souls. It was a day of fulfillment, it was the day of a new beginning, a birth of a nation.On the stroke of midnight, a country came into life again as the British handed over the governance of India to the Indian leaders.The long and difficult struggle had borne fruit at last, though the happiness was marred by the fact that the country was divided into India and Pakistan and the violent communal riots had left the countries permanently scarred. That was the price that India paid for her dearly bought freedom. The British government declared the country independent and left for their own shores.

On the 15th of August, 1947, India became completely independent. It was on this historic date that Jawaharlal Nehru, the first prime Minister of India, unfurled the Indian tricolor on the ramparts the magnificent Red Fort, symbolically marking the end of the British colonial rule.

Women tend to forget, and men to ....

Happy 25th Birthday to the PC

Happy 25th Birthday to the PC
Wed Aug 9, 2006 4:18AM EDT
August 12, 1981. If you were ready to plunk down about $1,600, you could have owned a piece of history: The original IBM 5150 PC, generally considered to be the "first" PC.
At 25 years old, it's fun to look back on how far we've come. At 21 pounds (without drives), the 5150 wasn't much fatter than the PCs of today. Under the hood, things looked a bit different: 40KB of read-only memory and 16KB of RAM (upgradable to 256KB). You could configure the machine with one or two 160KB floppy drives, but a jack for a cassette player was included. Users certainly loved the "power-on automatic self-test of system components" and "built-in speaker for musical programming." And the keyboard (included) weighed six pounds. The 11.5-inch monochrome monitor, capable of displaying 25 lines of text, weighed in at 17 lbs. and supported both upper- and lowercase characters. Whoa.
Mock it if you must, but remember that the 5150 was unlike anything anyone had ever seen. The Apple II, released a few years earlier, came close, but it was more of a hacker toy and game-playing machine than something that would be at home in a business. The 5150 had built-in BASIC and Pascal support for writing programs, and it included a ton of business software: VisiCalc, Peachtree accounting software, and the EasyWriter word processor. And yes, Microsoft Adventure, a text-based adventure game, was available for diversions.
So that was 25 years ago. Looking ahead 25 years is almost impossible (and the further we get from the birth of the PC, the harder and harder it gets), but let's imagine. Magnetic storage will still be around, and your average hard drive will hold something in the vicinity of 30 terabytes (30,000GB) and cost $50 or less. CPU architecture will be vastly different. If we're still using silicon wafers, you could have a 32-core CPU with dedicated encryption and graphics components. In 25 years, graphics will have evolved to the point where Toy Story will seem quaint. You'll be able to compose a production like that in real time, and it'll look perfect on your wall-sized display. And dare we dream of something in true 3-D? Memo to Silicon Valley: Better get busy!
For another walk down memory lane (or rather, a walk down a lane filled with computers that predate the PC most of which you have probably never heard of), check out this page of personal computer milestones, dating back to 1950. And let's hear your memories of the early days of the personal computer. What was your first machine, and how did it change your life? The comments are open!
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VEST's lament

The first thing I remember knowing,
Was a lonesome whistle blowing,

And a young un's dream of growing up to ride;
On a freight train leaving town,

Not knowing where I'm bound,
No-one could change my mind but Mama tried.

One and only rebel child,
From a family, meek and mild:
My Mama seemed to know what lay in store.

Despite all my Sunday learning,
Towards the bad, I kept on turning.

'Til Mama couldn't hold me anymore.
And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole.

No-one could steer me right but Mama tried,
Mama tried.Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading, I denied.

That leaves only me to blame 'cos Mama tried.
Instrumental break.

Dear old Daddy, rest his soul,
Left my Mom a heavy load;

She tried so very hard to fill his shoes.
Working hours without rest,

Wanted me to have the best.
She tried to raise me right but I refused.

And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole.
No-one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried.

Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading, I denied.
That leaves only me to blame 'cos Mama tried.

-Vest

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It was a beautiful summer morning in late July 1932. A lightly scented breeze wafted over the myriad of summer flowers near the cottage. We hurried down a long path and crossed the road over to ‘Turners’ farm, where I was subjected to other unfamiliar smells. I saw the brook flowing over a slippery wooden causeway. Hanging over the brook were bushes with white marble-sized seeds that looked like small snowballs, which sheltered the fish in the brook from the sun. As I looked around at that moment, I could feel only happiness. My six-year-old mind focused on the tranquillity of my surroundings and said, “This is where I belong. I never want to leave it… ever.”
My elder brother, Christopher and I had arrived here at the village of Charlham in Oxfordshire the day before. We had travelled by train and bus from London, where our earlier years had been a succession of uncertainties and disappointments.
I was close to home when I saw the coalman open the front gate with a sack of coal on his back. I watched as the big lurcher dog that lived near the mill mounted one of Auntie Parker’s Scots Terriers in the spring flowerbed. Auntie flapped her arms, yelling, “Someone do something!” The coalman promptly dropped his sack of coal and grabbed and squeezed the lurcher’s goolies. The poor dog, his coitus having been interrupted, let out an unearthly howl and shot off down the road, its back legs hobbling in a three-legged sprint.
His local nickname was ‘Ram,’ which I used only once. I wondered what dark secret Ram was hiding. I believe the answer came to me during my first career while listening to sailors’ stories about lonely sheep farmers, particularly those in New Zealand. Their peculiar romantic liaisons with their woolly charges had me thinking that ‘Ram’ may have had intimate contact with the woolly maidens he was entrusted to shear.
As we approached the church, we would form file and then single file and march into the church like a colony of ants. My favourite march was ‘Colonel Bogey’ when the boys would whistle and sing “Bollocks and the same to you.”
Emily took my hand and guided it down her back. After saying; “Ah, that’s better,” she guided me around to the front and told me to “scratch softly, dear boy.” I told her that to touch such beautifully smooth skin was pleasing. She replied, “You are such a darling with words.” After kissing me, she said, “John, dear boy, would you rub the other spot that is itching?”
HMS King George V, a large battleship that was commissioned on 1 October 1940, weighed more than 35,000 tons. It was armed with 10 x 14-inch guns, 16 x 5.25-inch guns, 8 x 8-barrel two pounder pompoms, several 40mm-bofors and 20mm-close range, plus a crew of approximately 1,800 grossly underpaid naval personal.
I saw King George V for the first time while it was undergoing a refit in Gladstone Graving Dock in Bootle, Liverpool. It looked smaller than I thought it would be. Its upper deck was about level with the road surface. The whole ship was a hive of activity, with power lines, pipes, and miscellaneous equipment cluttering both upper and lower decks. There were many navy blokes in uniform or overalls, as well as miscellaneously dressed dockyard mateys moving at a slower pace.
The bookie said “Yeah okay, Jack. I’ll take your bet” and stated that I’d stand a better chance of winning the Melbourne Cup on crutches than I would with a Sydney jockey on a South Australian horse which had recently escaped from the knackers yard. After ‘Rainbird’ beat the field with Billy Cook on board, I felt quite smug. The odds were about twelve to one, I think. These winnings were added to from my 14/1 each way bet on the third horse to finish, its name ‘Leonard’ I just could not resist, but my first ever bet and win never made me addicted to the sport.
Penny lifted the net. I stood there, agape. I felt an unusual tingling throughout my body. Upon reflection, I had last seen a totally unattired female form during my pre-adolescence around the age of ten while swimming in the back brook at Charlham.
It was a beautiful morning with a slow southerly breeze blowing away the early summer heat. An unattended horse was trotting down the shopping street – a stallion with its pendulum swinging in hopeful mode.
My nose guided me towards the source of the aroma of cooking food. When I entered the café, a middle-aged woman with a broom said, “What will it be, young man?”“Bacon and eggs with all the trimmings please, Ma’am.”“Sausages?” she asked.“No, thank you. Did you see that horse go by?” I asked.“Big, wasn’t he. Did he put you off?”“No,” I replied. “It’s just that a lady friend of mine is allergic to them.”“You’re English, aren’t you,” she said. “Do you live around here?”
I told her I was staying with friends and that I was on leave from a ship in the harbour and would be going to England shortly.“Been on a cruise, have you?”“Sort of,” I replied, remembering the past wartime carnage. “But today I’m buying a sweet young lady a parting present.”
A man with an apron said, “Are you in the Pommie navy, sport?”“Yes, sir!” I answered.“Well here then, get stuck into this. It’s on the house.”“Thank you, sir.”
He shook my hand and said, “There’s no need for you to thank me young man, it’s me who should be thanking you.”
As I left the café, the woman blew a kiss. I returned the compliment, as I waved back to her walking smartly up the street, supported by two walking canes.
All that food was starting to have an effect on me, so I asked a bloke who was hosing down outside of the first pub I came to if I could use his dunny.
He looked at me for a while. Then I said, “I’m in serious strife, mate.”
He pointed and mumbled, “Well, you’d better get a move on, sport. It’s over there. Make sure you pull the bloody chain.”
Afterwards, I washed my hands and waved goodbye to a thousand flies. After much deliberation during my sojourn on the dunny, I had made my decision: a gold plated sausage on a chain was out, and a new swimming cossie was in.
The next shop was the green grocer. His sign read ‘Fruitologist.’ Maybe he is, I thought. Emma ordered a lot of vegetables and arranged to have them delivered, explaining that relatives had commandeered our transport and were on holidays in the mountains. Once we were outside, she said, “We forgot onions. Nip back and order three pounds.”
The Fruitologist said, “She must like her onions. Are your relos coming back soon?”“I hope not, mate. I think my Auntie was pleased to see them go; as we have a few problems to discuss.”“She is a very pretty Aunt,” he said. I agreed that they didn’t come any prettier. “How about I add two pounds of carrots for free?”“Are they any good?” I asked”“The best,” he said, smiling.
Several loud bangs outside woke me from my dream. I had been saved from being boiled alive by savage, dark-haired Amazons wearing gold earrings, who had finished having their way with me. Their chief named Auntie had rescued me.
After dinner, Emma and I retired to the bedroom and played submarines in the large bath. Then we lay on the bed with the electric fan blowing. I whistled a tango.“Is it ladies’ choice?” she asked“Yes, please,” I replied. “Go ahead.”
The arrival of the iceman stirred me from my slumber. I used the loo and cleaned my teeth and flossed out the fairy floss.“Tea, lover boy?” she asked.
When we arrived at the hotel, we were greeted by an industrial-sized bloke, who may have also doubled as a chucker-outer.
Emma admired a picture on the wall as I approached the bloke.“How may I help you, sir?” After he spoke, I knew he was a king- sized Albert.“My Aunt and I would like accommodation for one night, preferably for two singles,” I answered.“Sorry, one double only,” he replied.“That will be fine, Albert,” Emma chirped.“The name is Edward, Ma’am, and may I suggest you lay head to toe, you being closely related. By the way, who is Albert?”“He’s the Uncle of a sailor who is my nephew’s friend. He’s a very nice person like you, only thinner,” Emma replied.”How intriguing,” said big Eddy. Looking at the register, he said, “Leonard Hornblower. What a fascinating name.””Yes,” I replied. “I thought you might like it.”
Her bathroom was stunning, complete with one of those French bidets, a shower and a large bath. I showered. Soon after; when Caroline emerged from her session in the bathroom, I said, “Chanel Number Five.”“Yes,” she replied. “Emily’s favourite, too. I’m hoping it will bring back memories.” Caroline topped up our glasses. After removing the towel from the settee, she sat down closer to me. We crossed our glasses. “Drink,” she said. When we had finished each other’s drink, she asked if I knew what that meant. I told her I had no idea. She said, “I hope you enjoy finding out, dear boy. Now come along with me, and don’t look so concerned.”
Although Emily had been inches taller than me when we first met eight years earlier, she was now dwarfed by my growth of twelve inches (thirty cm). My weight had increased accordingly. Emily remarked on my overall transition in size. Later, she beamed an appreciative smile after dominating the proceedings during our first full on love encounter and riding me home like a demented jockey on her first derby winner.
Emily was always prone to tears during emotional situations, and occasionally after making love would ask, “Was that good, darling?” as if she had made all the effort. I would tell her that only Emily Squires (her married name) could produce such a mind-bending performance. I would then spend the next few moments drying sweet little Emily’s eyes.
Going ashore in Gibraltar and seeing Barbary apes sitting on the walls outside the dockyard masturbating in public was quite amusing. On the other hand, the conventional entertainment was super. The Spanish singing and dancing ‘Flamenco dancers’ were great, but ‘must not touch or else.’
The bullfights in La Linea were the best entertainment, especially if you happened to be a cruel, insensitive bastard. Dressed in civilian clothes and with visas, we crossed into Spain. After getting stuck into the Spanish brandy at five shillings a bottle, we were soon chanting “Viva El Toro” – ‘long live the bull’ – which infuriated the local Spaniards.
While dashing across the parade ground to get our pay – which created some confusion around the cannon – an unknown person inserted an extra charge down the barrel. At about five o’clock pm, the visitors watched with baited breath as Henry Harker and the cannon crew appeared in splendid 1800’s attire. Henry then yelled, “Fire!” The cannon belched fire and smoke. The cannon ball missed the canvas and hurtled across the roofs of two Nissen-type army huts that housed Indian and Pakistani naval trainees, leaving a trail of dents and finally plopping into a static water tank. Fortunately, all the occupants had seen fit to watch a hockey game final – Hindus versus Moslems – at the time the cannon ball arrived.
Keeping it in the family was not what I expected when calling on Caroline Courtney-Cowper. It had been my intention to simply honour the invitation that she had made six years before. I made a social call so she would know I had survived the war. Tea and biscuits were all I expected. Shortly after arriving at this very remarkable lady’s home, however, I knew it was going to be difficult to escape. She seized the opportunity to illuminate a period of darkness within her dull love life. This lady was cool, open-minded, very attractive, and generous. She was also a force to be reckoned with within the bounds of her boudoir – a leading lady worth following. You might wonder why I went back for more. However being that I was a free agent at the time and committed to no one. And my needs no less greater than hers, ‘why not’
Our ship also visited Colombo and Trincomalee in Ceylon (Sri Lanka) where I did more exploring and thoroughly enjoyed myself, Sri Lanka is such a beautiful place.
Spunky Chunky Bevan an able seaman aboard HMS Marlbone, was commonly referred to as ‘Chunky with the pineapple balls.’ Most of his conversations were centred on his sexual appetite. His wife in England was with child, as was a Portsmouth bus conductress. It was also learned that a French woman and a Maltese lady Gharry driver had joined Chunky’s pudding club.
I suppose it had to happen eventually. My curiosity got the better of me. Only I knew why I drove through Brighton-Le-Sands.
We passed by the house I had known twenty-five years ago in 1945, where I had stayed with Emma Penny and their uncle, It had hardly changed over the years. A garage was standing where the peach tree had been. Brighton-Le-Sands looked similar to other seaside places we had visited.
I parked the car, bought ice cream for the children, and surveyed the local scenery. I walked past the old house and touched the wrought iron gate that I had so often opened and closed in the past. Mary and I sat on a seat under the Norfolk pine trees, where I had sat twenty-five years before. When I held her hand, I had a strange but beautiful feeling when Mary said, “We have been here before; haven’t we John Spencer?”
I looked at my beautiful wife with the pretty face, brown hair, and brown eyes and replied, “I believe we have, love. I really do.”“I thought it looked familiar,” she said.
Only recently – thirty years after that day with Mary and the family at Brighton-Le-Sands in 1972 – did I tell my wife Mary about my 1945 love escapades. Mary just smiled and said, “Kiss me, John Spencer.”
The wonders of the past have a habit of not returning, but remembering them brings back the warmth and love that never leaves us.
I was quite surprised when Bruce turned up at the club looking quite fit and healthy. Bruce told me he had met his wife, Shirley at the Lady Jane Nudist beach in outer Sydney, where he said she had fallen in love with him at first sight. He said it was a match made in heaven, as Shirley was young and beautiful, owned a logging business in Tasmania, and was ‘stinking rich.’
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