i wish to pass on my tots to the younger gen. I also want to keep my self up-dated on wat is cool and wat is not ... as perceived by dis gen. If i were to be born again, i wud want to be a mother or a teacher in junior school. The fate of dis world depends on the values imbibed by the little ones today.as a public blogg we are exposed to annony mouse attacks. We do not exercise censorship or accept liability for these comments.
'BULL SHIT - All i wanna do is to have some funn before i die'
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
a long time ago in GOA a portuguese colony in INDIA ..
So that's where you got your name. I was thinking that the picture in your profile was familiar. It's because it is the picture of the famous Hollywood star- James Dean who died in a car crash at a very young age. You were so cute as a baby Jim. Have you heard of the song Sweet Baby James by James Taylor? Maybe it will suit you well. Hello. Have a nice day.
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving." "Jason is on his skate board."
A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know that?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too." Author Unknown
enjoylifenow said... A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home from work early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to an attractive young woman. Understandably, she was upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife, the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
Her husband replied, "Hang on just a minute, I can explain what happened.
"You can try", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home. And this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless; that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the soup I made for you last night, the soup that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured three bowls in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair."
Then he took a quick breath and pressed on - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
"Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
Ann O'Dyne has left a new comment on your post "Sex and the single Indiian girl":
I wouldn't be surprised if that Helen Gurley Brown book was what inspired Dr Germaine Greer to write her uni thesis on the topic we now know as 'The Female Eunuch'.
S&TSG was a groundbreaker at the time, and she is not dead yet. She should get more credit for being part of the feminist revolution (the drama of which, you young ones could not possibly understand).
Wishing Many Happy Returns Of The Day to another Virgo blogger
... a boy child was born on September 20, 1950
ReplyDeletehis mother called him Jim
after James Dean, a rebel without a cause
So that's where you got your name. I was thinking that the picture in your profile was familiar. It's because it is the picture of the famous Hollywood star- James Dean who died in a car crash at a very young age. You were so cute as a baby Jim. Have you heard of the song Sweet Baby James by James Taylor? Maybe it will suit you well. Hello. Have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteCute baby!
ReplyDeleteGreat Jim!
Happy Birthday to you Jim!!!
Happy Birthday Jim!
ReplyDeleteCheers!
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
ReplyDeleteHe began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving." "Jason is on his skate board."
A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know that?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too." Author Unknown
enjoylifenow said...
ReplyDeleteA DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home from work early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to an attractive young woman. Understandably, she was upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife, the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
Her husband replied, "Hang on just a minute, I can explain what happened.
"You can try", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home. And this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless; that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the soup I made for you last night, the soup that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured three bowls in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair."
Then he took a quick breath and pressed on - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
"Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
Wednesday, 19 September 2007 06:10:00 PM EST
Mary
ReplyDeleteevery body at home and in the real world have forgotten my bday
but u didnt forget
and i recd many bday greetings from the blogworld too
love u
and my blog pals
saby
oii Saby HAPPY BIRTHDAY! u naked today? LOL!
ReplyDelete***HUGS***
Keshi.
kesiiiii girllll sooo sweeetuu
ReplyDeleteJim ur loved-ones at home forgot ur bday cos ur never home rite? now go home n they'll hv a cake for ya :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
go read my post man.
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 57th BIRTHDAY
ReplyDeleteSinging.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday
Saby Dasouza
Happy Birthday to you
May you have a thousand cheers
And also many beers
Get plastered you old bastard
Happy birthday to you.
Rosemary, xxx and Vest
Hee, happy birthday saby!
ReplyDeleteWish you all the best!
Greetz from Switzerland
happy birthday saby-chan!!
ReplyDeletehave a great day!
wow ur bday is near my darling and brother's bday.
september boys are sweeeeet :D
Happy birthday for tomorrow Saby
ReplyDeleteLove JUne
xxxxx
At 8:19 PM, uttara said...
ReplyDeletehappy budday oldman..:)
Have a nice day.
ReplyDelete???
shucks Mel
its the old mans bday
Happy birthday sabby
ReplyDelete-Minnie Mouse
Special times.
ReplyDeleteSaby, you are so sentimental!
Happy B Day!
Rock on!
Ann O'Dyne has left a new comment on your post "Sex and the single Indiian girl":
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be surprised if that
Helen Gurley Brown book was what inspired
Dr Germaine Greer
to write her uni thesis on the topic we now know as
'The Female Eunuch'.
S&TSG was a groundbreaker at the time, and she is not dead yet. She should get more credit for being part of the feminist revolution (the drama of which, you young ones could not possibly understand).
Wishing Many Happy Returns Of The Day to another Virgo blogger
(- I think more Virgos blog than any other sign)
Hiya...swing by from Keshi and here's wishing you Happy Birthday all the way from Singapore :D
ReplyDelete86?
ReplyDeleteMe encantan los niños y por tanto esta foto me parece muy bonita. Un saludo desde Spain
ReplyDeleteexcellent joke!! lololol
ReplyDelete