i wish to pass on my tots to the younger gen. I also want to keep my self up-dated on wat is cool and wat is not ... as perceived by dis gen. If i were to be born again, i wud want to be a mother or a teacher in junior school. The fate of dis world depends on the values imbibed by the little ones today.as a public blogg we are exposed to annony mouse attacks. We do not exercise censorship or accept liability for these comments.
'BULL SHIT - All i wanna do is to have some funn before i die'
Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."
No formalities Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."
One sardu was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:"I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt.He also came and requested,but in vain.Finally the Captain came.He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt afterwards what he told to the sardarji.Capt. told :"nothing.I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to Jalandhar."
* * * * * Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.
* * * * * * Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?" "Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!" "Oh! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy, "I have been illiterate for so long."
Thanks Pu bear for ur thoughts...but I hope someday u will think abt what I said..even if that meant when ur very old and grey, sitting in ur room, wondering what Life was all abt...some day...:)
Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted
ReplyDeleteher. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She
saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She
went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I
am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but
immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."
No formalities
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted
her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She
saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She
went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I
am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but
immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteOne sardu was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india
ReplyDeleteplane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon
as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which
was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and
requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:"I want
to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then
complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came and requested the sardarji
to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.Then the air
hostess went and told the asst capt.He also came and requested,but in
vain.Finally the Captain came.He whispered something in the ears of the
sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle
seat.
Astonished,the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt
afterwards
what he told to the sardarji.Capt. told :"nothing.I just told him
that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to
Jalandhar."
* * * * *
ReplyDeleteMrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on
the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up
after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you
had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number,"
replied Mrs. Banta Singh.
* * * * * *
* * * * * *
ReplyDeleteBanta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and
asked,
"Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy,
"I have been illiterate for so long."
* * * * * *
yea watever ppl say...she can attract attention...and i guess shez pretty much succeeded in doin tht
ReplyDeleteShez a wannabe...tsk tsk tsk!
ReplyDeleteKeshi is Mallika Sherawat of bloggywood
ReplyDeleteattention seeking that is
ReplyDelete.
lay off Keshi pleeez
ReplyDeleteMichelle i didnt expect dis from u
et tu cheesy ?
ReplyDeletecheesy and michelle
ReplyDeleteare jealous of Mallika Sherawat
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Mallika is soooo sexy
ReplyDeleteCheesy and Michelle are so not lol!
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Keshi is insecure wooman
ReplyDeleteshe has become more mad lately
and a new granny of bloggywood
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Thanks Pu bear for ur thoughts...but I hope someday u will think abt what I said..even if that meant when ur very old and grey, sitting in ur room, wondering what Life was all abt...some day...:)
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS keshi GRAND MOM FOR U
AND HER ANOTHER GRANNY DIALOGUE
ReplyDeleteIf u are depressed sit by a cool place like a beach or a lake and enjoy the tranquility of the river.....
LOLLLLLL
richard cranium
I think keshit would die without her blog
ReplyDeleteAnd I might just hack it
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all the word's probs are to do wid coming too soon or too late
ReplyDeleteu go to a party
and if u arrive too soon
u get pissed b4 the party has even started
u arrive late and all u get is dinner
the bar is closed
haahaaaahahahahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sabyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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asshole
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zuzu because u messed up wid keshi
ReplyDeletewho told u to post her pic?
thanks tho
ReplyDeletewe came to know how ugly she really looks
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jules wants to see the real Keshi?
ReplyDeletegive me ur email id
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keshi suffers from inferiority complex
ReplyDeleteand no self respect
thats why she did not meet rohit in melbounre
she is safe in the cocoooooons of her home and office and blog
if u see real keshit
u will know what I mean
and the image that she created of a hot girl
u will laff at her stupidity ifu see her pic
she is mentally insecure and insane
and bitch nevertheless
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what
ReplyDeletewhy me zuzu
cant u talk less cryptic
which is annoying
annoyed_mouse
why dont u take the trouble of opening ur blog
ReplyDeleteinstead of troubling us for the reply into ur mail box
already people tink twice before commenting
and u expect dem to email??
-Saby
zuzu is inherently stupid
ReplyDelete-Saby
why i prefer blogging to email
ReplyDeleteu dont have to reply
some other guy will for u
u can reply annony mousely
if u make a bloomer
u can claim dat wasnt u
-saby
haaaaaahahahaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ReplyDeletenew posty
ReplyDeletenew posty
plzzzzzz eagerly waiting :P
all the word's probs are to do wid coming too soon or too late
ReplyDeletedis is so fucking hilarious
saby is born again at 55
ReplyDelete***Vivek_Panda
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon :) it's not that I have a golden heart, just that I have compassion that the killers dont have...:)
***Saby
Im not bothered...it's not that I wont b able to live w.o. my blog, it's that they wont be :) Thanks anyways.
Keshi.
KESHI ITS NOT THAT U ARE AN UGLY HOE
ITS THAT WE SEE U AS AN UGLY HOE
BITCH SAYZ THE SAME DIALOGUE EVERYWHERE
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
ReplyDeleteDAMN!
ReplyDeleteIT SHUD BE REVERSE
ITS NOT THAT WE SEE U AS AN UGLY HOE
ITS THAT U ARE AN UGLY HOE
ITZ NOT THAT MANNY IS FUNNY
ReplyDeleteITS THAT KESHI CANT UNDERSTAND HUMOUR
LOL
death penaly woud make us think twice about the crime
ReplyDeleteIf Keshi sees a head that could be hers on a pole with a crow picking at it
she wil tink twice before uttering rubbish
ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR OF DEATH PENALTY FOR KESHI
ReplyDeletewill raise their deeks
ladies will burn their bras
If someone kills, they should be killed for it
ReplyDeleteWhy should they live while their victim did not?
keshi dont read news paper or fact
sheets
she noes only blogs
....
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ReplyDeleteDAMN!
ReplyDeletethis is a good link
show this to keshit
http://deathpenaltyusa.blogspot.com/
i did
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