i tot love was true only in fairy tales ....

until i fell in love wid .....



Agony (it was real agony for me, she said she hated me)
Annony mouse_ lover_ of _saby (very possessive-she wants me to leave my first love)
Burfica (after we had a bagel b'fast)
Bigg wooman (wid a beeg heart and beeger boobs)

Caraff (when she took me to her temple of love)
Citrus (said she loved me b4 i cud, then she denied it)
Dorky (we were reading the song of solomon together, we got turmned on)
Dewdy (i tink it's over now)


Icey (when she melted)
Kitten (when she cut her hair and i saw her eyes)
Tanvi (after i saw her nude)
Priti (after she shaved off her moustache)

Janice (i tutored her as Julia- i was Mrs Doubtfire to her, until i got cot)
De Vile (i loved her but cudnt stand her sad poems, cudnt even understand dem)

Sebia (when she finally gave up her teddy bear)
Geeta (we got to talking wat men want, and i found she had it)
Keshi (when she held my hand and tot me to blogg, she regrets it now)

Pearly (dont quote me on dis, i tink she loves another and dat's putting it mildly)
Mirandaa (when she dived into the pool and her swimsuit came off)
Kerry (she laffed so loud at my englishmen-irish jokes dat she orgasmed)

Shaee (while her lover was busy studying medical jargon, i slipped in)
Mara (its one-sided, dont tink she loves me)

Maria my wife (for tolerating all my eccentricities)