Thursday, March 03, 2005

i love america ...

and it's not just bcoz mel lives there


America is the melting pot of many cultures
unfortunately some in the Gujju NRI community

live in a ghetto
they still want to remain bhartiya naris

in dis community virginity is a priced community
they are the highest prized whores

u want their cherry
u gotta marry them

these marriages are very often arranged
by their parents

hey Mel see
Dilwale Dulhaniya le layenge - a Sharukh Khan

by the way, Mel
u see Sharukh Khan
Tom Cruise will be history

yeah the austraylayan girl
loves SRK, so do i
dats how we bonded


they marry at age 24
until then their vagina's are surrounded by cobwebs

OK, bye Mel
i gotta run now

if i intend to stay alive
like Jon Travolta










4 comments:

  1. Janice
    Chris is no gujju
    he hott goyenkar, like me .. expect the worst

    Dont come packing home
    if u catch him pantz down wid the girl next door

    just tell the sonavabitch

    'Chris u continue wid dis
    i will soon be wearing short skirts



    and no panties'

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  2. I am just learning to love America :)

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  3. Anonymous2:00 AM

    Joy
    if u have a guy or girl in america
    u will love america

    other wise its highly unsafe
    u mite be necking wid a guy/girl
    in some Towers

    then u feel the ground shake
    under yr feet

    u tink ur having an orgasm
    but no those guys who hate america

    have dont it again !

    instead,
    Come to mumbai
    Come to mumbai
    Mumbai aamchi hai


    u will love my India

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