Thursday, February 22, 2007

Jim, the creep awaits your questions


I AWAIT YOUR QUESTIONS...
JUST REMEMBER...NO non sexy questions



idea stolen from an old girl
i love her http://yellowdoggrannie.blogspot.com/

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:00 PM

    saby: ask me any ting
    saby: i wont tell no ;lies
    gal: zilch

    saby: r u a virgin still ?
    saby: since u wont ask me
    saby: i am not
    gal: k

    saby: r u ?
    gal: NOYB
    saby: hehehe

    saby: lemme guess
    saby: ur not a virgin
    gal: keep on guessin

    saby: in the ass
    saby: who did it ?

    saby: lemme guess
    saby: the dog
    gal: saby behave

    saby: HAHAHAHAHAHA

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  2. Anonymous12:45 PM

    Have a firm handshake

    Look people in the eye

    Sing in the shower

    Own a great stereo system

    If in a fight, hit first and hit hard

    Keep secrets

    Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday

    Always accept an outstretched hand

    Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference

    Whistle

    Avoid sarcastic remarks

    Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery

    Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out

    Lend only those books you never care to see again

    Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have

    When playing games with children, let them win

    Give people a second chance, but not a third

    Be romantic

    Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know

    Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems

    Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for your convenience, not the caller's

    Be a good loser

    Be a good winner

    Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret

    When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go

    Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born

    Keep it simple

    Beware of the person who has nothing to lose

    Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river

    Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets

    Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the one's you did

    Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them

    Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you

    Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.

    Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes

    Once in a while, take the scenic route

    Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice

    Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.

    Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job

    Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later

    Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you

    Become someone's hero

    Marry only for love

    Count your blessings

    Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home

    Wave at the children on a school bus

    Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people

    Don't expect life to be fair.

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  3. Anonymous5:03 PM

    I have a question why are you such
    an asshole,is it because your
    mom was?

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  4. Anonymous5:03 PM

    I have a question why are you such
    an asshole,is it because your
    mom was?

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  5. Anonymous5:03 PM

    I have a question why are you such
    an asshole,is it because your
    mom was?

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anonymous5:03 PM

    I have a question why are you such
    an asshole,is it because your
    mom was?

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous5:03 PM

    I have a question why are you such
    an asshole,is it because your
    mom was?

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  8. Anonymous8:57 PM

    ,dat is only one question
    the answer will be delivered on Monday
    ,

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  9. Anonymous7:54 AM

    if someone does not like whyu ask such questions saby???

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