Jesus is anti-religion

... the true christian is not bound by religion or rules

it was the Holy Sabath day (Saturday)
but Jesus had no day off
He went on healing the sick

He was accused of breaking Moses' rule
Keep holy the sabbath day

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As per the law of Moses
a woman cot in adultery was to be stoned to death
no punishment for the man of course

Accordingly Mary Magdalene was being stoned to death
Jesus said: 'let the man who has no sin, cast the first stone'

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The jews of those day were rule bound to wash upto their elbows before partaking of their meals

Jesus disciples (fishermen) hadnt read about dis
They were admonished by the elders and the chief priests

Jesus said
FUCK u charlie! it dont matter
their hearts are clean

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eye for an eye will make the whole fucking world blind
- M K Gandhi

if a guy slaps u on the right cheek
turn the other cheek
-Jesus
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wat must i do to enter the kingdom of heaven
Jesus: Keep the commandments

i already done dat
Jesus: OK, then sell all your possessions and give to the poor
and follow me

Jesus (after a long wait): it is easier for the camel to enter the eye of a needle

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if u do charity
let not your left hand no wat your right hand is doing
- Jesus
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wat must i do to enter the kindom of heaven?
Jesus: read the Bile

Jeeeez, gimme a break
Jesus: OK, i give it to u in short

Love God wid all u gott, and
Love your neighbour as much as u love yourself
(provided u r not a masochist)

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and if the Bible reading tells u otherwise
(like going to war on Iraq)
burn the whole fucking Bible
-Jesus
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Not all those who say to me Lord! Lord! will enter the kingdom of heaven
-Jesus
there are more Hindus, Muslims, and atheists in Heaven than christians

and from Me Mirandaaaa
A man in love is a fool, and an old man in love is the greatest fool of all.
Man cannot live on bread alone
The higher you climb up the ladder, the more people can see your arse

Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground
Charity covers a multitude of sins