Monday, May 08, 2006

This is for oldies


are u miserable bcoz u cant get it up ?
go here http://what2dowithup.blogspot.com/

Yes, its the starbender at it again



Remember me? ("Seven executions")
Remember me? ("I have no remorse")
Remember me? ("I'm 'High Powered'")
Remember me? ("I drop bombs like Hiroshima")

For this one it's the X, you retarded?'Cause I grab the mic and get DOWN, like Syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses, without boundaries
which qualifies me for the term "universal
"Without no rehearsal, I leak words that's controvers'al
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'cause I'll hit yo' ass like the train did that bitch
that got "Banned From TV" -- heavyweight hitter
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco-is-the-motion, we comin' th'ough
Hollow tips is the lead the .45 threw[Sticky Fingaz]

Remember me? ("Throw ya gunz in the air!")
Remember me? ("Slam! Slam!")
Remember me? ("Nigga 'Bacdafucup'")
Remember me? ("Chka-chka-Onyx!")

Niggaz that take no for an answer, get told no
Yeah I been told no/ but it was more like, "No, no, NO!!!"
Life a bitch; met her? fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of,The shit is all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead-a the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta one metal beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence? NOPE! Never leave a shred-ofI got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? PBBBT! You better dead that shit
My name should be "Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-Dat-Shit"
Probably sayin, "He ain't a killer", but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'm-a do to you, have done to you
Got niggaz in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do, cocksuckers? We glock-busters'
Til the cops cuff us, we'll start ruckus and drop blockbusters
'Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us!
I'm gettin wires, niggaz wantin' me dead, wantin' my head
You think it could be somethin' I said? {*echoes*}[Eminem]

Remember me? ("I just don't give a fuck!")
Remember me? ("Yeah, fuck you too!")
Remember me? ("I'm low down and I'm shifty!")
Remember me? ("I'm Shady!")

When I go out, I'm-a go out shootin
'I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to da club, stupid
I'm tryin to clear up my fuckin' image,
so I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin" for six minutes(*click* Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on

I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
in my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
("Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?")
Came home and somebody musta broke in the back window
and stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoats

Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes, two kids, sixteen
with M-16's and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each

And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?
FUCK THAT! PBBT! You faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
and re-appear in hell with a can of gas, AND a match

Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at![Dre] (What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?!
Remember me?!!
Remember me??!

REMEMBER ME!!!!

- Eminem

36 comments:

  1. **are u miserable bcoz u cant get it up ?

    ROTFL!

    Keshi.

    ReplyDelete
  2. lol kkalpz loves to be Keshi and wut not!

    Keshi.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Im laughing at kkalpz's frustration! HAHAHAHA!

    Keshi.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Anonymous6:07 PM

    Hi

    I have a fetish to drive over pavements and kill people. lol.

    And very funny Keshi.Im sorry I have an illness that makes me create many ids just to be among the crowd.please accept me as I am. and oh Im addicted to boobs because my family has none.

    kkalpz.

    ReplyDelete
  5. u like Eminem Saby? cool!

    oh I see kkalpz has finally accepted his sorry fate :)

    Keshi.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anonymous9:02 AM

    Keshi said...

    Congrattts on ur 1st year and we will always be here to keep u going...and I really enjoy coming to ur blog..it's a sweet treat for me always and I look forward to reading more from ya!


    **we will always be here to keep u going**

    hehehehe

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous2:07 AM

    The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old
    son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle
    and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

    He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
    "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.

    A few moments passed... "An ambulance just drove by.
    "
    A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out.

    "Matt's riding a new bike..."

    "The Coopers are having sex!!"

    Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked, "How do you
    know they are having sex?"

    ReplyDelete
  8. Anonymous2:08 AM

    "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."

    ReplyDelete
  9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    ReplyDelete
  10. Nothing like a picture of a crusty old curmudgeon giving everyone the finger to let us all know what it means to keep it real!

    ReplyDelete
  11. Saby it's great to break the
    100 comments barrier,but damn
    you sent me through the ringer.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Johnny never look'd more sincere!
    I guess that could have been his problem!
    ;}

    ReplyDelete
  13. of my own comign to your page after a long time. hmm sounds interesting though you some time speak highly egoisitc

    ReplyDelete
  14. Anonymous5:51 AM

    Saby~ I put up a special post for U Today! Come visit!
    :)

    ReplyDelete
  15. Anonymous10:33 AM

    keshii still blogs?


    -Minnie Mouse

    ReplyDelete
  16. heyyyyyy Minnie

    where the fuck u been ?
    i missed u

    ReplyDelete
  17. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Keshi eats blogg, drinks blogg, pees sblogg, shits blogg

    ReplyDelete
  18. Anonymous12:23 PM

    and burps blog blubbles too..

    ReplyDelete
  19. Anonymous12:23 PM

    does your stomach feel lighter when you burp?

    Burper in North Carolina

    ReplyDelete
  20. Anonymous12:24 PM

    How many types of burps are there?

    ReplyDelete
  21. Anonymous12:25 PM

    The long 10 second belch
    The quick short one....quickie
    The soda belch...through the nostrils
    The Indian belch....GRRRRAAAAOOOWWWWWAAAAAZZZZZZZOOOOOOAAAAAAAAURP

    ReplyDelete
  22. Anonymous12:30 PM

    burp is called as dekkar

    ReplyDelete
  23. the last type is Minnie's

    ReplyDelete
  24. Anonymous12:37 PM

    saby I like your EARS

    ReplyDelete
  25. Anonymous12:38 PM

    I like saby's military haircut

    ReplyDelete
  26. Anonymous12:38 PM

    please tell me they are filled with beautiful yellowish brown wax :)

    -Minnie Wax

    ReplyDelete
  27. Anonymous12:39 PM

    heyyyyy sabyyyy u look japanese aamir khan!

    ReplyDelete
  28. Anonymous12:39 PM

    riding on a kawasaki bike

    ReplyDelete
  29. Anonymous12:43 PM

    with havaldar pithaly behind..

    ReplyDelete
  30. Anonymous12:44 PM

    and pithally's wife behind him with danda

    ReplyDelete
  31. wat i look like is not important to Minnie

    i am beeg where it counts

    wat are filled with beautiful yellowish brown wax Minnie ??

    ReplyDelete
  32. Anonymous12:54 PM

    you look like an old man with a big long white beard...I am interested in whats in your ears

    -Minnie Wax

    ReplyDelete
  33. btw my 2 ears u will find grey matter also called brains

    most annony mouses have none Minnie

    ReplyDelete
  34. Anonymous12:58 PM

    grey mixed with yellowish-brown will work...

    ReplyDelete
  35. Anonymous3:13 PM

    From: Sankhala, Suresh Singh
    Sent: Monday, July 18, 2005 12:48 PM
    Subject: UK Requirement

    Dear Friends,
    Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

    When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.

    For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two week! s, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a cheque.

    Regards.
    Charles S. Bailey
    General Manager Field Operations
    1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-245-1085 or RNX 292-1085 Charles_Bailey@csx.com

    ReplyDelete