Laff and be merry Manning

didnt mean to hurt u
i dont remember when and where it happened

i been real nasty to manny guys
i no since i am an old man
i wont be beaten up

first on my hit list was Fira
the last was Justine

both these guys are good pals today
Manning, be my pal too

Hey Annony mouses,
Take the best medicine of all for what ails you -- laughter:

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon
without springs--jolted by every pebble in the road."~Henry Ward

Beecher"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects."
--Arnold Glasow

"Laughter is by definition healthy."--Doris Lessing

"If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life."--Bette Midler

"The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter."--Mark Twain

"What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul."-- Yiddish Proverb

"Laughter is an instant vacation."-- Milton Berle

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."-- Victor Borge

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under theheaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a timeto pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; atime to break down, and a time to build up;

A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance. (King Solomon)

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